Jimmy Fallon's parents should have thrown him out and kept the afterbirth. It would likely be noticeably funnier than he is...

As I've made apparent on here in the past, I'm a lifelong Red Sox fan.

A few years back some of my sadistic asshole Yankee fan buddies gave me the DVD of this for my birthday.

Just one more reason to hate Yankee fans.... As if I needed that.....

And I'm still pissed off with the Red Sox for letting that unfunny douchebag Fallon film on the field during the 2004 World Series celebrations.

Seeing the 2 chucklehead stars of this atrocity celebrating on the field when they finally did it hurt more than the 86 years ever could...