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Here's a toast to the forgotten. There's the miscellaneous beverages, the favorite frozen beverages, and the best thirst-quenching beverages. For those who enjoy reminiscing we even have a special place for those "Historical figures with whom you would like to share a drink".

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14 days ago

Review Icon irishgit reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think while photocopying your dick at the office Christmas party. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
I've never photocopied a body part, but once, while working in politics I told a candidate exactly what I thought of his worthless, lazy, useless, good for nothing ass on election night. After that event I stopped drinking on election days, at least until I was with friends.


And as to photocopying body parts, I kind of like this version.



This ain't bad either
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14 days ago

Review Icon irishgit reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
I've done this precisely once. The embarrassing memory of it stopped me from doing it again.

I've been on the receiving end of those calls too. That's sometimes even more embarrassing.
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
...and I thought it was just a "beer belly" !
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon at 100 yards. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
That's because you chowed down on the left over pizza that you sprinkled with tons of garlic and passed out before brushing your teeth.
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
I'm guilty as sin.
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
That's known as a "black out".
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think while photocopying your dick at the office Christmas party. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
I can't wait to try this one !!!!
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
Plenty of folks do this when sober as a judge.At least if I'm drinking I won't be as irritated by hearing it again.
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember). in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
I never bought this lame excuse.I've been rip roaring drunk & still didn't find anyone any more or less attractive than when sober.My theory is that people just say this to their friends instead of owning up to just being horny enough to bed the wretched.
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14 days ago

Review Icon Djahuti reviewed Warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. in Alcohol warnings that are needed in today's world.:
How does an asshole dance,exactly? I'll have to call my friend the proctologist for more info on this amazing phenomena....
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