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English majors will love these collections of puns, aphorisms, limericks, palindromes, and oxymorons. Non majors are welcome to participate as well. Submit your favorite slang, tongue twisters, and lightbulb jokes!

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3 days ago

Saloon sounds definetley old west to me, and sounds like trouble. If I'm walking into a saloon I expect cowboy hats, colt .45's and a brawl.
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7 days ago

Yes! If someone wrongs you you must respond. They have wronged you somehow in some way that you feel wronged. It may be a small wrong-doing, it may be a BIG wrong-doing. If it is small, let it go but keep note of it. If it is a big wrong-doing then you MUST do your best to kick their ass!
You must get even. In some instances this is as gentle as a quiet 'Sorry', yet in other instances you must gain revenge. You decide how.
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11 days ago

Pretty much a universal custom held over from our primitive tribal days. . .separates and categorizes those by how much communication you've had with them. Guess it's a big five. . .
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11 days ago

I've heard that this originated in the 90's...more specifically, that Hillary routinely said this to Bill at bedtime.
Can anyone confirm?
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11 days ago

I like this one.

I have a second-hand store in my town and I make a trip once or twice a year. The phrase still works. The metaphor is still appropriate.
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11 days ago


. . .as opposed to footguns?

Okay, four it is. . .
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11 days ago

Quite stale and hackneyed.

It was probably a cool expression when white people dominated the NBA.
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11 days ago

What kind of square 1956 tv show kid's catchphrase is this? "Gee willikers Dad, will we really be getting ice cream after all? Handy Dandy!"
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11 days ago

Highly annoying addition to the list. Guaranteed to get you a beating in Philadelphia if used.
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11 days ago


Handiwork (n.) - (1.) Masculine claim that initiates the consumption of cheap beer after moderate success of a repair job involving a Craftsman set of tools. (2.) Slang for "look at my mediocre accomplishment" (3.) Paul Reubens in a Florida theater.
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