One of those items I haven't had since I was in grade school, a memory from the past that I have absolutely no nostalgia for at all. Obviously, it was unhealthy as hell to consume (what would survive a nuclear holocaust? Cockroaches, Keith Richard, and a package of Oscar Mayer Bologna), but there were a lot of things I consumed as a kid (and even now as an adult) that were (and are) unhealthy as hell, but tasted (and taste) great. A slice or 2 of bologna put between white bread (perhaps with some mustard on it, if I remember right), and then packed into my lunch box with maybe a Ring Ding made for a cheap, shitty lunch that my mother didn't have to labor too intensively over when she was anxious to get me out of the house in the morning. I remember eating bologna sandwiches pretty well--- the mealy taste and greasy feel of it as I tried to swallow it down; it's a memory I wish I didn't retain.