It has yet to come out in the media that when paramedics arrived at Jackson's house in June what they found was not Jackson's doctor working to revive the singer's body, but the physician pumping a whithered greying heart on a stainless steel platter, attached via fiber optic data lines to a brain in a glass case. The rest of him was hanging on a specially designed rack that held his various body parts and looked like the statue of Jackson that is at Madam Tussaud's in London.
Word had it that he had been through so many rebuilds, upgrades and tweeks that he was considering a Prince-style name change from Michael Jackson to 'Version 8.1' for his comeback tour.