Another school story:
I had sort of this 'mini-rivalry' w/this kid named Chris. My friend Carlton had a school parents directory, so we called several houses pretending we were Chris. We called this really hot girl named Melanie, and we got her father, and said that it was Chris and that we were in love w/his daughter. Then we called this kid Mike who was this real asshole, we pretended we were Chris, and we got his father and said something like: 'yeah, this is Chris, and I want to be the shit out of Mike.' We did this w/a couple more houses. The next day was one of the funniest days of my life. People in our first period class were all over Chris. One kid was like 'yo, Chris, you called my house.' Five minutes later, I said, 'yeah, he called my house too.' Anyway, they eventually caught on to me and my friend because I couldn't stop laughing.
