I agree with Djahuti. Here is a nice story that is not true except for the first sentence.
Years ago, I had a neighbor from Ireland who played this HORRIBLE shit all the time. Thinking to myself, "Has Eurotrash culture even permeated the Emerald Isle?," I nearly got a disguise and pretended to be from Immigration on the offchance he sneaked into the country.. I was about to knock on the door and demand to see a Green Card, when I flash forwarded years into the future to the Rate It All of c. 2007, where I learned that only wetbacks and towelheads do that. Thus satisfied I abandoned my plan....
