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NicktheQuick
member since 10/29/2009
I'm a 23 year old guy from San Francisco, California/United States
About me: Attending SF State for my MBA, working in the tech industry, listening to good music. And I can run really, really, ridiculously fast.
User Votes: 232 Helpful / 67 Funny / 84 Agree / 5 Disagree
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13 days ago

Where the magic happens.

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20 days ago

Comment Icon NicktheQuick commented on a review of Legion in Horror:
Too late, hello4437.

However, there is a way out of this: Stop responding to every comment. Write mature and grammatically correct reviews. Don't let your religious or demographic persuasions cloud your judgment. Don't push your beliefs on others, even if you believe they are going to hell or going to die in a rapture. Don't attack at the slightest criticism. Reviewers like Jedi were offering logical arguments that did not attack you or Christianity, yet you immediately lashed out, bringing on more persecution (your term, not the one I would use). The more you antagonize, the more resistance you receive. The more you use exclamation points and ALL CAPS and say how you are going to get your FBI father involved, the more you beg for a response. Move on.

P.S. Is is true that dogs have their own heaven?

20 days ago

Comment Icon NicktheQuick commented on a review of Legion in Horror:
Ok I copied and pasted the two in-depth reviews from hello4377 into the site mentioned above, and this is what I got back (using the settings also stated above):

2012: "This film successfully avoided conflicting in the slightest with hardcore Christian views. All references to other religions that may be construed as derogatory are acceptable. 2012, while lacking in Christian character development, is given 7 halos out of 10 by Him (that's right, I capitalized it. You know what that means, atheists). If you "vomited your words" while watching the film, it wasn't because it was horrible or the popcorn was bad. Hint: it has something to do with your beliefs and their difference from mine."

Year One: "Blasfamy."

20 days ago

Comment Icon NicktheQuick commented on a review of Legion in Horror:
Well, it seems I've stumbled upon a commenting goldmine. I do so enjoy a review battle, and this one is extra Scorcese-y with a side of Tarantino Sauce.

@hello4377: How did you enjoy the films 2012 and Year One? I am looking forward to the response, and although it will necessitate a visit to freechristiantranslation.com (setting "From: angry pre-teen christian" and "Into: atheist") I am willing to risk the trip. And the raptors.

20 days ago

I see you found your "shift" button, hello4437. We're getting closer.

20 days ago

@hello4377

Your lack of capitalization and misuse of "nor" and basic punctuation offends me. Also, you ask us not to get you started on "transformers zone and victory", yet you immediately go into a critique of that series. If you expect to be taken seriously, write like it.

21 days ago

Screw Robert Downey Jr, Optimus Prime should have taken home that golden globe last night. The raw emotion, the motor oil tears, they shook me to the core. Transformers 2 was all about character development, epitomized by the relationship and implicit sexual tension between Optimus and Megan Fox. How could you miss it, the longing gazes, the raising of Optimus's mechanical eyebrows whenever Fox walked in the room, and if it wasn't obvious enough: their sex scene that was left on the cutting room floor (see it in the "Director's Cut" Blu-Ray edition). The explosion at the end... well, I don't need to tell you that with Michael Bay, there are no small explosions.

Franks: I couldn't agree with you more. T2: ROTF gets my nod for indie film of the year.

25 days ago

Design and content gets five stars. The amount of work that went into the project gets six stars (it's like turning the volume up to 11 in Spinal Tap). But it doesn't end there, "Worst of the Decade" and "Time Capsule" are yet to come.

What knocked it back down to five stars was my dismay at Tom Cruise for 1)winning in Best Actors and 2)not winning in Most Annoying Celebrities. Oh well, there's always next decade.

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25 days ago

Although boasting a strong cast, this was one of the worst films I have seen in a long time, and may push for top spot in worst films I have ever seen in a theater. Yes, I actually wasted $9 or whatever it was to see this in a theater. I actually apologized to my fellow movie-goer and thanked Zeus that it wasn't a date or the relationship would have ended right there.

I went in with moderate expectations, at least expecting decent laughs and willing to forgive a lack of a decent plot. I hardly laughed at all, most of the jokes were either not funny or way too forced to be funny. The plot was simply horrible. The supporting cast was better than the stars, as Black is reverting back to his Nacho Libre days and Cera plays the same whiny, weak, and ineffectual character he does in every film, which doesn't help because I never liked him to begin with. And Paul Rudd, whom I was looking forward to seeing the most, was only involved in a few minutes of the film. The story labored along, the comedy was entirely absent, and this definitely played out like more of an Ed Wood film than a Judd Apatow film. Not recommended.

2/10

Update 1.15.10: Thank god people are finally beginning to realize this. I thought I was going to have to endure Cera forever. How to Make a Michael Cera Movie - A Backlash is Brewing

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27 days ago

One of those films that I'm embarrased to say I haven't seen until recently. Not because I knew that I should have seen it long ago, or that it was one of Ingmar Bergman's self-proclaimed favorites, but because once I saw it I realized it's timeless and powerful qualities and wished I had been watching for the tenth time rather than the first.

The performances by the entire cast, especially Max von Sydow, Bibi Andersson, and Nils Poppe, was something you see in only a few films per decade. Jons was a character with a vast amount of metaphors and similes streaming forth constantly, and nearly all had to do with love and his unexplained despising of it. This, along with a plot devoted to asking some of the most intense questions of man (e.g. life, death, the existence of god and the devil, faith), leads to one of the most emotionally-involving films I have ever seen. Always seeming to involve Jof and his family (for reasons I will not divulge so as to spare spoiling it for those who haven't seen it), the small pieces of the film with at least somewhat upbeat events keep the viewer from wanting to break down and cry. The bleak qualities of the rest of the film complement the equally bleak questions being asked and the answers being given.

Great quote from the film: "Is it so terribly inconceivable to comprehend God with one's senses? Why does he hide in a cloud of half-promises and unseen miracles? How can we believe in the faithful when we lack faith? What will happen to us who want to believe, but can not? What about those who neither want to nor can believe? Why can't I kill God in me? Why does He live on in me in a humiliating way - despite my wanting to evict Him from my heart? Why is He, despite all, a mocking reality I can't be rid of? "

The film itself starts, ends, and is filled with metaphors. Most are carried out really well, with a few a little overdone. I enjoyed almost everything about this film (when I say enjoy I mean enjoy the cinematic qualities of the film, with the content it was hard to say I was in a good mood while watching). The characters are timeless, the acting, directing, and score are great, and overall the film was excellent. Highly recommended.

9 out of 10

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