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CanadaSucks
member since 12/09/2002
I'm a guy from United States
About me: "Speaking of yourself is vanity or madness" -Baltasar Gracian

"Language is power- bitch." - CS

Fan of history, music, beer, women, literature, science, and sports.
Hater of hypocrisy, stupidity, and the lies spread by most monotheistic religions.

"If you're not a good host of a party or a guest of a party you're pretty much useless."
User Votes: 25332 Helpful / 2700 Funny / 3335 Agree / 456 Disagree
Profile for CanadaSucks
CanadaSucks's Favorite Stuff
Music
Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Henry Rollins, Black men singing the blues, white men smashing guitars. . .
Books
Baltasar Gracian, Shakespeare, Joseph Ellis, Christopher Hitchens, Thomas Jefferson, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Emily Dickinson (but I just like her to get chicks), and Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary"
Movies
TV blows dead goats. . .In the Heat of the Night/Black Robe with good jazz and bad pornography.

Compliments for CanadaSucks
73 days ago
fitman wrote:

With his provocative opinions, CS always keeps RIA interesting. He's definitely one of the smarter wise-asses on the site.

371 days ago
johndoh1002 wrote:

i don't think he likes canada

390 days ago
magellan wrote:

best. avatar. ever. The pendulum has swung the other way.

478 days ago
irishgit wrote:

One of a small number of reviewers I always read. He misses the mark sometimes, but so do we all, and he seldom fails to entertain me, even when he's appalling me.

552 days ago
numbah16tdhaha wrote:

They're all just pissed because we have all the Honey Mustard, I'm sure...

556 days ago
Ridgewalker wrote:

You culd be a gud riter to if'n you lernd to axe like a reel man n started to swallow yer grizz sted uh spittin it out n wastin it. I herd that Shakespere swallowed hes. Therz vitimins in there, man!

573 days ago
cyclee wrote:

Did somebody just say that Canada is warm? Wow. Where have I been in the last 16 years.

577 days ago
fitman wrote:

By choosing an unfunny and offensive avatar in order to inflame the zealots (and drive usually mellow Christians about half witless), CanadaSucks has backed himself into a corner from which there is no easy exit.

577 days ago
magellan wrote:

now you're just being an ass. get over yourself.

634 days ago
TeresaG wrote:

WE agree on absolutely NOTHING ~ and in reality, are on opposite ends of the spectrum ~ but I appreciate his passion.

636 days ago
Mr.Tuner wrote:

I find that he is quite funny. He leaves pretty honest reviews. Sure it might make somebody mad but at least he is honest! I love the new picture he added on his page, The baby with the gun is one that cracked me up as soon as i saw it! I dont have anything bad to say about him. If somebody doesnt like him than they should just not read his reviews! Nobody forced you to read them. So stop complaining!

684 days ago
numbah16tdhaha wrote:

Nobody's honey mustard will be safe once our crime spree kicks off...

734 days ago
kossomkom wrote:

i know my comment sucked on "friends"

734 days ago
kossomkom wrote:

Ive been here for a very short time(just came here to rate for "friends")anyways..if you cant tell how bitter is he from his name...you can observe what he wrote under his name "Speaking of yourself is vanity or madness" -Baltasar Gracian "Language is power- bitch." - CS in case you didnt notice...this freako quotes himself(hell of a quote though he writes language is power followed by the world bitch)..trully mad world,yet he still keeps the quote"Speaking of yourself is vanity or madness",again..mad world. i know many people will go ballistic (couldnt care less) so dont bother im not coming back..yay!

739 days ago
loveislife wrote:

Wow, the haters should take English 101 over, methinks. Anywho, CanadaSucks is a well liked and respected person among all but these goons that have a problem with his name or his "fancy words." You know, I like reading reading CanadaSucks for all the reasons that the haters dislike CanadaSucks. Hmm... Ok...good comeback,whats the point? anyways, you can say he is respected,but well liked among all? you can't be that dumb....

739 days ago
numbah16tdhaha wrote:

Wow, the haters should take English 101 over, methinks. Anywho, CanadaSucks is a well liked and respected person among all but these goons that have a problem with his name or his "fancy words." You know, I like reading reading CanadaSucks for all the reasons that the haters dislike CanadaSucks. Hmm...

740 days ago
lolme wrote:

hes a b!tch with fancy words

803 days ago
angie135 wrote:

I do not like his name, says a lot about him Canada is great, pacific, warm & friendly

998 days ago
GenghisTheHun wrote:

He is rather acerbic at times, but so are we all. Read his reviews with care as he usually has a good point.

1012 days ago
Loerke wrote:

I've been here only a short time, so what the hell do I know, but I think CanadaSucks is the Balthasar Gracian of our time, and before seeing his profile I didn't even know who Gracian was. His reviews are always punchy and pithy. There are so many classic lines to choose from, but take this snap judgment on Roscoe P. Coltrane: "The only thing more forgettable than rednecks is incompetent law enforcement who can't handle said forgettable rednecks." (Could be said of "Cops," too.) A Devil's Dictionary could be compiled from his reviews...

1035 days ago
AutzenMaven wrote:

Funny and sharp.

1035 days ago
oscargamblesfro wrote:

He's certainly acerbic at times, but a smart guy who has a wide range and can be very funny indeed at times, with great one liners . Like most reviewers,sometimes I agree with him and sometimes I don't, but he's always worth reading.

1053 days ago
DrEntropy wrote:

His reviews are often lazy and/or glib. He's a smart guy though, and contributes far more to RIA than its other professional jokesters, few of whom would be missed. "Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke, than grave teaching.” -Gracian

1082 days ago
Bird808 wrote:

CanadaSucks is like RIA tangent. I first noticed him when he wrote a brutally honest review about Halle Berry and he's not changed since he arrived. Not one who cares to be popular or well liked he tells it as it is and sometimes it can end up being really funny. A man who doesn't suffer fools gladly,in fact he swallows them whole.

1260 days ago
AndrewScott wrote:

A master of tearing into the hypocrisies and shortcomings of politicians, celebrities and the politically correct. He hits the funny bone, while never being afraid to hit a few nerves as well.

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