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Ridgewalker
member since 04/30/2008
I'm from The Great Northwest, United States
About me: Enjoy the music...and the dancing
User Votes: 2765 Helpful / 1339 Funny / 447 Agree / 19 Disagree
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43 minutes ago

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an hour ago

The only thing that could make me panic, Ari, is if a new person came here and thought you were the new Chauncy Gardner...

1 hour ago

Ari...please delete the above comment...

9 hours ago

...and don't forget to give props to Al Gore for proving that ice can melt at minus 45 degrees F...

To all of the Global Warmimg Theologists who panic when they see chunks of ice that are the size of Manhattan falling into the sea...

psst...

It's not rising temperatures that are causing this...it's the natural movement and expansion of the ice...from the center, outwards...that is causing this to happen, just as it has been happening since dinosaurs invented warp drive and left the Earth...
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10 hours ago

Yes, I think this is a great idea. I think that on just one day each year, TV watchers all over the world should honor their TV's by dressing them up with little hats, sweaters or t-shirts...oh hell, go crazy...wrap a boa around them...give 'em elephant or bunny ears...and tape a picture of Chalky Studebaker to the screen. Then, pull them around the neighborhood in Little Red Wagons to show your pride. To make it a real holiday, you would stop at every house along the way, where shots and beer chasers would be handed out for free.

Of course, this will spawn a "Radio Pride Day", an "iTunes Pride Day", a "Shortwave Radio Pride Day" and a "Yelling Across the Neighborhood to Let Everyone Know that Michael Jackson has Passed Away Because Your TV's are Unplugged Pride Day", which will go on indefinitely...
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yesterday

Aside from my floor-to-ceiling mural of Gina, Selma, Ava and Monica in a nude mud rasslin' scene...and of course Stark...they're the only boobs I see...

yesterday

Anyone who thinks that THAT is a man needs a lobotomy...or needs to have their lobotomy undone...

yesterday

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