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7 hours ago

If you are sensitive or easily scared by ghosts and that stuff then sure it's "spooky" I was thrilled with the idea that I would actually be scared by this movie and that I would scream at least once. It, However, did not happen. During the deathly quiet scenes in the film, I expected something to jump out or for something scary to happen that would make me jump, when it didn't happen I thought, ok maybe next time, didn't happen again, and so on throughout the entire movie until the VERY last scene. The trailer made it look so scary with all the cameras on in the theater and people screaming, I was thoroughly disappointed. The only reason I have given it 2 stars instead of 1, is that it kept me on edge thinking something was going to happen. I suggest renting or downloading if you are curious. See Quarantine instead, now THAT is a horror movie. Just be sure to turn all the lights out and turn the volume up or it loses it's scariness :P
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10 hours ago

Traitor was a damn good movie, although I can see it being a bit slow for those looking for lots of action. Don Cheadle gives a great performance as usual, and the rest of the cast was good as well. Traitor does a nice job of showing multiple sides of modern Islam. The movie seemed very fair in its portrayal of all of its characters. Its a very good contemporary thriller, and I enjoyed the resolution at the end of the movie.
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15 hours ago

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yesterday

Worth a watch and funny but not a priority. Has the gambiat of couple issues, with Vince Vaughn being the typical guy who is too busy to pay attention to his wife's needs, Jason Bateman who is overly anal yet misses the boat, Jon Favreau in a loveless/unfaithful marriage with the hot sex and the city chick, and Malin Akerman who's wife left him and he's now with a 20 year old floosy. They all get suckered into this couples retreat in Eden and find out it actually is going to be not all fun and games, but some work and some self-awareness is involved. There are some funny supporting characters who I've seen in The Hangover and The Breakup, and a yoga instructor who gets a little too sexual with some of the wives. Of course there are cheesy/happy endings for all couples.
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yesterday

The Transformation of Gerald Baumgartner (2009) is a tremendously quirky dark comedy wrapped up in the blanket of life (or better yet, an afgan with those annoying holes your toes poke out of). Gerald (Randall Malin) is an uptight man, seeminly with obsessive-compulsive disorder, that leads a very structured life as a Change Management Consultant for Smith Jakari.

He meticulously washes his toupee with a toothbrush each morning while learning how to speak with an Indian accent to sound more powerful; he makes his side of the bed while his wife is still sleeping and lays out his clothes for the day. Then it's off to the kitchen where he individually wraps cookies in bakers paper for his lunch.

Gerald heads off to a meeting with a new client, pulling a name plate out of his briefcase and speaking slowly about what a reason to change could be and asking what their reason is. Back at his office, after putting his name plate down, he lines up his model airplanes on his desk with a ruler and pulls out his organizer. One of his most exciting things in his life is that they added a third column to the organizer that revolutionizes organization and planning. He awkwardly calls Tom into his office to share his dream about Sara (office employee); she advanced at him and his is extremly proud to have warded her off...in his dream. You can see it in his eyes that he wonders what if he didn't resist; the change has begun.

At another meeting with his client he is introduced to Christiana (Melissa Fischer). She is an outgoing vibrant beautiful women that makes eye contact with him. After her sensual presentation about making technology more personal by embracing it and using adds that show nude people pressed against it, she whispers in his ear (because he liked it), saying you are the most real person in the room. These events set him off day dreaming; inventing a kiss that accompanied the whisper and becoming intrigued with her. He decides to call her and leave a message and send her a follow up email to meet up - yes, the odd creepy married office guy is asking her out for some ice cream.

He begins planning his meeting with her while compromising his work and home life. A spark for life begins to build when she accepts and while on a trip to his in-laws he snaps a little at his wife, Adrian (Carolyn Koskan), and kids for singing because he is planning his Saturday park outing with Christiana. Because she loves to paint cats he plans an event involving a cat that will make him look like a hero; it doesnt go down as planned. The are seemingly getting close and he is hopping to be with her, but first must get his wife to leave him. He starts trying to coax her into doing extra activities with men he knows to set her up so that she will leave him. His obsession with her grows out of control with more misteps and miscues leading up to a big change for him.

8 out of 10 - Beautifully rich cinematography accompanies excellent writing and direction by Clain Udy. Randall's (Gerald) performance was exceptionally uncomfortably odd (on purpose!). This is a fun movie but also shows what happens when you think you want a change in your life; and that life, no matter how planned, is unpredictable.

Dain Binder
http://www.dainsmoviereviews.com/2009/11/transforma tion-of-gerald-baumgartner.html
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