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3 hours ago

CastleBee reviewed Franken Declared Winner of Minnesota Senate Race in Events of 2009:

After Jesse Ventura, just how surprising is this turn of events anyway?

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3 hours ago

CastleBee reviewed Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) reprimands a brigadier general for calling her "ma'am." in Events of 2009:

She worked hard huh - well sing me a song Donna Summer - who the hell doesn't...

Yes, I'm sure she and the general worked hard for their respective positions. The difference is that in this case, the general appears merely to have suffered a lapse in protocol while the senator had a lapse of good sense. Regardless of whether or not she was in the right, her public hand slap was just snotty overkill at that point. If she had been more interested in the topic at hand and less in making the news she might have gathered up enough class to speak to him in private later. As it turned out she just came off showing how arrogant, insecure and small she really is. Character traits that obviously caused her much less effort than her climb to the senate.

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3 hours ago

CastleBee reviewed Sarah Palin Resigns as Governor of Alaska before finishing Term in Events of 2009:

Frankly, I hope that whatever the reasons for this latest news bulletin - personal, political or private - works to her continued detriment. I wouldn't vote for her if she descended from Mt. Olympus on a lavender cloud. The sooner her story fades to black the better.

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21 hours ago

CastleBee commented on a review of Sarah Palin Resigns as Governor of Alaska before finishing Term in Events of 2009:

I see your point too magellan. I just thought considering she just had the baby not all that long ago and all the hoopla of the election, various other barbs etc. - it may have just worn her down. You get what you ask for when you enter that world I suppose but everyone has a limit. Personally, I can't even imagine being that visible....eeesh! I'm sure time will tell.

22 hours ago

CastleBee commented on a review of Sarah Palin Resigns as Governor of Alaska before finishing Term in Events of 2009:

I'm no Palin fan but, from a purely human to human standpoint - it occurs to me that she may just be sick of people picking her life and her family apart every opportunistic chance they get. Mr. Backpeddler of the Year Letterman being one of the prime examples. I think it would really get old after awhile.

2 days ago

CastleBee reviewed Moosekarloff in Most Offensive Reviewers on RIA:

One of the RIA old-timers now, comes and goes with the jarring aplomb of a hit man with a raging case of diaper rash. It seems that just when you think he’s never coming back there he is presenting us with yet another of his vitriolic blasts. And, when he’s satisfied that he’s set all the hayseeds, retards, droolers, and hicks straight (which apparently comprise about 98% of the human race) and he has given nearly any belief system, positive thought or idea going another swift kick in the kahonies, he retreats back into the darkness of the city night to offer up a prayer of thanksgiving to himself for his obvious extreme superiority.

Offensive – oh, just a bit.

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2 days ago

CastleBee reviewed Pirates of the Caribbean in Things that You Liked About the 00's:

I watched the first one and thought it was so-so. A little too cram packed with action and sappy in the tradition of most Disney films. But, I would be lying if I didn't say that I still get a charge out of the still photo of Johnny Depp grinning wickedly in his Jack Sparrow costume.

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2 days ago

CastleBee commented on a review of Sell it and give proceeds to childrens' charities in What should happen to Neverland Ranch?:

Good one FWY...it's funny 'cause it's true.

2 days ago

CastleBee reviewed Sammy Davis Jr. in Best dancer ever:

Another top notch dancer who was apparently born sporting a pair of tap shoes. As I was growing up and would occasionally see him dancing, I don't remember thinking much one way or the other about him (though he was obviously excellent). But, as a little boy he was certainly drop dead amazing.

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3 days ago

CastleBee reviewed Ferris Bueller's Day Off Sequel in Questionable 80's Movie Remakes:

I think of this as a minor cult classic…probably only because it is still on my own re-watchable list. Yet, I highly question the need for or appeal of a sequel. Who really wants to see Ferris at 40 going through a mid-life crisis, attending his 25th high school reunion, or dealing with his own renegade smart ass teenager? Not me. And, you’d think that the way the viewing public turned away in droves from the (thankfully) short lived TV series would at least lend a clue to any goof ball interested in tossing money at this too little too late idea. Short-sighted, stupid or simply the desperation of people who lack the ability to produce an original thought? I say all of the above.

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