Ratings Breakdown
rated 5 stars: 0 times
rated 4 stars: 0 times
rated 3 stars: 0 times
rated 2 stars: 0 times
rated 1 star: 0 times
Rating Scale:
5 stars = "like the first time I saw the Sistine Chapel"
4 stars = "put the hurt on my penis"
3 stars = "the dirtiest for the dollar"
2 stars = "a slutacious whore"
1 star = "a transvestite with her dick tucked behind my ball sac"