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13 Reviews

Master P 1

Oh mayne where do i start?? This guy is a fraud. He aint real and he only pretends to be all about the hood but he's not. He has a kiddie show on Nickledoen for cryin' out loud!! All he does is moan...listen to "War Wounds" and you'll hear what Im talkin' about. No lyrically talent at all. All he says is "UUHHHHH" or "Im a no limit soldier!!"

How lame

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southparker9
04/15/2005

Master P 2

More of a mogul than rap artist. At one time worth millions. Could never carry a rap cd by himself. Arranged Ricky Williams insane football contract. Later sued by Williams.

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mank
05/15/2003

Master P 1

please someone tell him to stop making records he has plenty of money he needs to leave rap alone for the sake of humanity

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JKooks
02/18/2003

Master P 1

I'll never forget the first time I heard Master P's "Make 'Em Say Ugh, Pla-plop Pla-plop (Defecation Mix)" and how I thought to myself, "Now why aren't more people making money by selling audio tapes and discs of themselves taking a sh!t?" My eye for talent immediately recognized the limitless (hence No Limit, which was my idea, too) of this budding young artist. It was just a rough mix back then, very diarrhea-like, with a great deal of corn, but under my guidance, Master P became the best studio sh!tman this side of bad taste. No one could out-crap this kid, and before long, we had the whole market cornered...[Stay tuned for more Behind the Music That Sucks]

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Ifyourhappycla p21
05/11/2001

Master P 5

OK, Guess who's ugh? YOU! Me and my friends did a list on what movie stars we would wanna sleep with the most and i put him as my first one! he is HOTT!

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Ardis
03/02/2001

Master P 1

he is a one butt ugly black man! and he always sounds like he's takin a s h i t !(uh-na-na-na-na) BUNK!

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venom
02/14/2001

Master P 2

L-A-M-E SOLDIERS

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raptor
02/07/2001

Master P 5

im bout it bout it WHODI!!!

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music4life
10/31/2000

Master P 1

What the hell is this? Master P sucks. I once tried to listen to his CD, but it was impossible. Every song sounded the same, and his voice is annoying. He needs a throat lozenge or something. All of his boys or whoever they are, suck as well. When will America learn to recognize REAL talent. As long as everyone falls for the hype, NEVER. Words cannot express how much Master P sucks. He just sucks. For no reason, he just sucks. Anybody could make his type of music and get paid just like he is. Nobody knows good music anymore. When I was growing up, I heard Prince, the Isley Brothers, Cameo, Marvin Gaye, ya know real artists. Nowadays, people like Master P piss me the hell off!

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graffix_2001
10/30/2000

Master P 5

master p will be the greatest rapper forever

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trem7540om
06/19/2000

Master P 1

Master P and his 504 boyz have no skills.

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watc3966om
02/06/2000

Master P 2

lemme hear ya say....UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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ment2507om
12/04/1999

Master P 1

Make em' say UGH! To much self hype, and should stick to rapin'. Maybe that way he will get some talent.

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