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Comic Book Guy

The Comic Book Guy is the obese owner of the local comic book store. Quote: "Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon."
Added on 12/01/2003
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numbah16tdhaha
06/06/2009

Comic Book Guy 2

As a geek of some stature I kinda hate him. He's a know it all and not only is he mean to other nerds, he exploits them in his business.

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Astromike
03/23/2009

Comic Book Guy 4

He is actually one of the most funny because he is always a smart ass and is sarcastic to everyone.

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Fallen Angel
07/08/2008

Comic Book Guy 3

SCAMER!

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fb1064118008
05/23/2008

Comic Book Guy 5

Best Tertiary Character, Ever!

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myspace-17490481
04/29/2008

Comic Book Guy 5

Heck yea!!!

"Ive spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comics books, and now there is only time to say.... LIFE WELL SPENT!!!"

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fb1152563118
04/09/2008

Comic Book Guy 3

Very righteous and condensending

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twansalem
04/03/2008

Comic Book Guy 2

For some reason, he's just a little too annoying and self important.

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Automatt
04/01/2008

Comic Book Guy 1

Worst. Character. Ever.

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trebon1038
04/01/2008

Comic Book Guy 3

Don't really know who he is

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ILikePie
07/24/2007

Comic Book Guy 5

Best. Character. Ever. His constant sarcasm and nerdy wit are highlights of ever episode he stars in. Sadly I feel I can relate to him...

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hotel283
02/14/2006

Comic Book Guy 5

Best line was during one of the Halloween episodes where he played "The Collector"... (after being thrown into the vat of lucite by Xena) Comic Book Guy - "...Lucite hardening...must..strike...classic...Lorne Greene from Battlestar Galactica pose....BEST....DEATH....EVER...."

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craguuscool
12/08/2004

Comic Book Guy 5

How Many People are banned from Comic Book Guys Shop? And Who are they

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Jamie McBain
06/11/2004

Comic Book Guy 4

Reminds me of comic book and movie fans who know too much and take things too seriously.

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Marlo
06/02/2004

Comic Book Guy 5

Matt Greoning said that Comic book guy was pretty much a character based on himself. how do i say , that's pretty gross in clingon?

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Beloved
05/03/2004

Comic Book Guy 5

The comic book guy is great, I love his character

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sasha_li
03/28/2004

Comic Book Guy 5

Should have his own spin-off series..

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kettke
03/13/2004

Comic Book Guy 5

Comic Book Guy RULES!!

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PzKpfw VI E
09/11/2003

Comic Book Guy 4

Funny guy, it pops in on the show once in a while and is usually funny! All I have to say now is "Worst comment ever!"

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forgotten hero
07/17/2003

Comic Book Guy 5

He may be a fat ass but for what the character lacks in appearance he makes up with quick wit and humor. He's the funniest supporting character on the entire show. Duff Man is a close second.

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ClassicTVFan47
05/21/2003

Comic Book Guy 5

The as-of-yet unnamed business manager and runner of the Android's Dungeon Card and Comic Shop is filled with sarcasm and references to just about anything sci-fi. He is a Star Trek fan, which, of course, is cool, and he even wears the uniform from time to time. He also knows alot about comics (I wonder how well he knows the Silver Age Comic era...). But, he does need to balance that with a social life and some exercize. :)

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HumanMagicMark er
05/12/2003

Comic Book Guy 3

Started out as a hilarious character, but he has become a parody of himself in the last 4-5 seasons or so. Then again, that could be said about the entire show.

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samson42284
04/11/2003

Comic Book Guy 5

Comic book guy is great because he is a perfect stereo-type for all those crappy fat slobby people out there

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Prof.Chaos
03/27/2003

Comic Book Guy 4

Comic book guy is funny; they need to put him in more shows.

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Martin Clegg
02/23/2003

Comic Book Guy 1

The biggest all around disgrace to nerds (which says much, since all nerds are a disgrace to their kind). I wish they'd write an episode where he was beaten up in an alley or something.

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ChunkyLover53
02/09/2003

Comic Book Guy 3

I used to like him, but lately, he seems to be becoming a one-joke character. If I hear him say "Worst (insert noun here) EVER" again, I will scream! When are we ever going to learn his name?

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wmassie
12/19/2002

Comic Book Guy 4

Absolutely hilarious in limited appearances. A show dedicated to him is needed (if not already a fact).

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monkezuncle
12/10/2002

Comic Book Guy 5

This guy is priceless. Always negative and freakin hysterical. The best is when an episode really starts tanking, he runs out with a shirt that says "worst show ever" and yells "I'm watching you. And of course the episode where Homer eats the mint condition comic book is great. He is the fat, pathetic, geaky, lifeless looser we're all gald we're not. Sadly many of us have him as an in-law. "Worst rating ever!" :)

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djbuddha
06/12/2002

Comic Book Guy 5

My favorite character on the entire show. It seems that many of the classic Simpson's lines come from him. His character is absolutely perfect.

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ashleys
04/29/2002

Comic Book Guy 5

If you read this comment the way he talks, you will laugh. It's not that my comment will be amazing, but that his voice carries all of the humor. And you may hate to admit it, but there is a comic book guy in your town. You know him and sometimes talk to him, because he talks all the time. Andrew is the name of my comic book guy, though I prefer to call him Doss. (sidenote: Have you ever realized you have to call guys like that by their last names? or not give them a name at all)

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UTVOLUSN
03/29/2002

Comic Book Guy 3

He has his moments but they are too few and far between to warrant more than three stars. I do apprectiate his sarcasm though, it's what makes the world go round. Yet sometimes it gets annoying, which could be the reason he's not used more than he is currently.

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pikachan
03/02/2002

Comic Book Guy 5

I like Comic Book Guy. He owns a comic book store where he sells valuable items besides comic books. I remember in one episode, he banned Bart and Millhouse from the store, then he had a heart problem and he hired Bart and Millhouse to work at the store. That was one of my favorite episodes. "Worst episode ever"

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couchpotato
02/20/2002

Comic Book Guy 3

I'd give him a lower rating, because the guy's real annoying, but I can do his voice PERFECTLY. Trust me.

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benfergy
02/02/2002

Comic Book Guy 4

He really is, in some way or another, like many comic book store owners!

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ellajedlicka21
01/06/2002

Comic Book Guy 5

His sarcasm is excellent. His character dates all the way back to the first season.

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Snoopy
08/24/2001

Comic Book Guy 4

He's pretty funny, but he could be used a bit more often.

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ElegantFire
08/21/2001

Comic Book Guy 5

After going through 7 and a half months of my Simpsons Quote-a-Day calandar, I've determined that so far the best quotes in the calandar have come from the comic book guy. He's a pathetic geek, but he makes up for it with his quick, witty humor. Some classic lines include his pickup line "Tell me, how do you feel about 40 year old virgins who still live with their parents?" and his line "Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will only be permitted once every 7 years. For many of you, this will be much less breeding. For me, much much more." The voice for this guy is perfect too. I can't imagine Comic Book Guy having another actor doing his.

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KnightofHo
07/22/2001

Comic Book Guy 5

Ahh, the comic book guy, this poor fellow is and will always be an inspiration to us all, his sheer essence is the aspiration of all, to waste all his time going to movies, watching tv, surfing the net, and eating burritos 12 at a time without seemingly gaining more weight than he had before,he is, my friend, the pinnacle of human existence.

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jeffrey715
07/11/2001

Comic Book Guy 5

Best Comic Book Guy Ever! He's the funniest one on the show!

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The_Decockster
07/01/2001

Comic Book Guy 4

Ah, the "fat, sarcastic, Star Trek fan." In his own words, "Biggest loser EVER!"

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Dibler
04/18/2001

Comic Book Guy 5

"How do you feel about 40year old virgins who live with their parents?".... "Don't try to cahnge me baby"

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faheymon
04/01/2001

Comic Book Guy 4

I think the comic book guy, aka "the collector", doesnt get the respect he deserves. His classic sarcasm and wit should be an inspiration to us all. Sometimes, i put on tapes of his quotes to inspire before I head off to battle. "I will now return to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them"

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ultimatesimpso nfan
03/31/2001

Comic Book Guy 5

"BEST CHARECTER EVER!" my personal favorite quote: "oooo...it looks like ill have to find a new fortress of solitude."

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moonshiner
02/25/2001

Comic Book Guy 2

Worst character eveeeeerrrrr.

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knrunk595
09/28/2000

Comic Book Guy 5

"This should provide adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon."

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nick4318om
02/18/2000

Comic Book Guy 1

SHWAG

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magellan
11/12/1999

Comic Book Guy 4

Funny, but I think he would be annoying in larger doses.

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