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Britney Spears

Born in 1981, Britney Spears released her first CD, "…Baby One More Time," in 1999. Her most popular songs include "(You Drive Me) Crazy" and "Lucky."
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~crazy_chick~
01/23/2003

Britney Spears 1

SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SING OR GET SINGING LESSONS!!!!!!

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Maverick2380
01/03/2003

Britney Spears 5

On a scale of 1- 10 I think she is a 12

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GOMIR
01/02/2003

Britney Spears 1

Since her concerts sound the exact same as the CD, it's pretty clear that she lips all the words. I don't think anyone can dispute that. She sucks, and she dresses like a hooch. Oh, but I forgot....she's an amazing role model...

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GeminiSaga
12/27/2002

Britney Spears 5

Hot...I dream of having that sweet body of hers anytime I see her... uhmm...a young body to die for..

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Jason1972
12/12/2002

Britney Spears 1

She does have looks but that's only because her music, her image, and her behavior is so animated and manufactured. It wouldn't suprise me if she bled Valvoline oil. She has to be an android with one minor malfunction, she can't sing.

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bballfreak7
11/20/2002

Britney Spears 1

f*cking slutty b*tch! She just shows how far tits and a nice ass can get you, even if you can't do anything worth s*it!

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fierymystique
08/14/2002

Britney Spears 1

The only thing that Britney would be good for on a date is the sex of course! It's obvious she's not competent enough to have even the most elementary conversation, but it doesn't matter since there isn't a single guy that's interested in talking to her anyways. She looks so dirty that you can catch an STD just by looking at her. Honestly, would any guy want a LONG TERM relationship with her? It just seems that all she is good for is sex because she's unitelligent, fake, hypocritical, egotistical, immoral and shallow.

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angel_4-ever
07/07/2002

Britney Spears 1

pantie liner

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djbuddha
07/05/2002

Britney Spears 1

I've heard her voice, and noticed some of her mannerisms through interviews and the like. I don't think she is capable of any kind of intelligent conversation, so a date with her would be quite boring to me.

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Britney Spears 5

Oh, I love Britney she's well rid of that scum bag boyfriend from N SYNC. He says she lost her virginity to him. He's probably angry that she didn't in real life, never mind, ha ha ha!

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Jeff Licon Fan
04/04/2002

Britney Spears 5

i think britney is gr8. shes a gd singer and dances really well, i think shes got the best voice i no of and people only call her a b*tch cuz they r all jealous of her. so quit slaging her off

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norelle
04/03/2002

Britney Spears 1

SHE IS SUCH A DUMB TALENTLESS BI***! SHE GOIN GO ON SOME AWARD SHOW PUTIN DANGEROUS SNAKES IN PEOPLES FACES. I WOULD SLAP HER SO HARD SHE'D GET WHIPLASH.

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LoneUSFullHous eFan
02/23/2002

Britney Spears 1

She is a slut, and I hate her.

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hmandy
02/19/2002

Britney Spears 2

I don't like Britney, and I think that if she is going to be so famous, she should at least not eat so much before her concerts. Yuck. Also, shut up ho--- we know you are not a virgin. Her and Justin have been dating for three years, you know they've been intimate. Britney is gourgeous, but who wants to date someone who only talks about themselves ( and you KNOW that's what she does)!

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big girl
02/11/2002

Britney Spears 1

bad dresser, horrible actress!! KILL HER PLEASE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!!

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#1FiennesGirl
02/03/2002

Britney Spears 1

SHE'S A REAL WINNER BOYS! SHE'LL MAKE YOU FEEL SOOO COMFORTABLE AND COOL IF YOU GO OUT WITH HER. PLUS, SHE'LL TREAT YOU AS IF YOU WERE EQUAL TO HER. (NOT!)

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otlady27
12/11/2001

Britney Spears 3

I'm obviously not a man, but judging from how much of a slut she is (she's always half naked anyway) she'd probably put out all night long. I ought to set her up with my friend Steve- he wouldn't be able to get enough of her jiggly fake breasts in his face. In fact, Britney would probably wear him and most other men out. What a little ho!

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Potch1214
11/27/2001

Britney Spears 4

Plain and simple, what hetero, red-blooded, American man WOULDN'T want to date Britney? She's got a gorgeous face, a knockout body (and finding out whether it's real or not is object numero uno of the date...), money, talent... What's not to like? What could she possibly not have? A brain I would bet. The bleach and peroxide has probably done subtle but irreparable brain damage... Oh, well, nothing wrong with that! Bring her on!

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Kelly 777
11/26/2001

Britney Spears 1

Britney Spears is nothing but a minature Pamela Lee Anderson. (Nasty) Britney prides herself in saying that her role model was Madonna but nowhere does she show that. Madonna may have pushed the issue to many times, but her videos where done with class. And besides the fact that when Madonna was grinding on live stage singing Like a Virgin, she was what 25 years old! Not 19, just a little girl.

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Penny_Lane
11/16/2001

Britney Spears 3

I'd pick her up infront of her house at 7.30 pm and take her to a nice pizza place and we'd share a pepperoni. We'd talk about everything, the waether, life, music, movies, celebs, her, me and love. I'd tell some old joke, and she'd pretend to find it funny. An hour or two passes by as I order in more pizza and diet coke. Then I'd drive her home and the date was over. She's lovely, but thta sounds like just another friday night to me. Not a dream date.

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milkboy
11/12/2001

Britney Spears 5

I would love to go on a date with her...... but I would have no idea what to talk about! I mean, could she ever fancy me?? Little me? Well, think not, but I like/looove her anyway. She beautiful and I think she would pay for dinner since she has made lot's of hits and people pay to see her dance. Maybe we'd even go somewhere really nice, like McDonalds?? Nah, I don't know, let it saty where it is. A dream.

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MaRiLyN iS gOd
10/14/2001

Britney Spears 5

ok,this is a joke,so people critisize marilyn manson?at least he writes his own music.britney is a slut.a stupid whore,no offence to people who like her,everyone has there own tastes

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sweet_^angel^
09/26/2001

Britney Spears 1

You couldn't pay me to go on a date with a load of plastic and no talent(britney)

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thekettleblack
08/31/2001

Britney Spears 3

She's cute...but there's no way I'd date her! Her clothes are too trampy and unoriginal, she's a little too tanned, and she's just kind of a bimbo...I guess she'd be a good date if you don't care about personality.

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dperry09
08/10/2001

Britney Spears 5

She's incredible. Anyone who disagrees is either blind or gay.

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pedrogouveia
07/24/2001

Britney Spears 5

I don't like her act, and her singing at all, but hey, she's WAY TOO HOT to turn her down!!!

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Thorne
06/26/2001

Britney Spears 2

Britney is a very attractive young woman. She is built, cute, and untalented. Who wouldn't like to have a night with Miss Spears? I would just never tell anyone for fear of public ridicul. I would only tell my friends and they wouldn't believe me anyway. Personality wise, I don't know if she has her own or if it's the one the record label gave her. Rate it all gave her a great picture to base our rates on didn't they (Sarcasim)? WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? It looks like the circulation to her head has been cut of and it is starting to turn purple! I'd like to bed her, not much else.

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musicfan
06/17/2001

Britney Spears 5

Britney Spears is young, gorgeous, and very sexy. It never ceases to amaze me how people will dog someone who seamingly has everything. Come on folks, the catagory is dream date. What man would not go out with Britney Spears? We're not talking about her musical talent or her acting ability. The catagory is dream date. Britney needs to cool the slut image and she would be perfect.

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liddlebopeep
05/24/2001

Britney Spears 5

Who really cares about her music? Britney is HOT! I mean she is way sexier than Slutina Doguilera. Brintey is toned and tanned and she obviously works out and takes care of herself as opposed to starving herself. Have you seen Britney in the new Pepsi commercial by the way? Hot damn, I'd go out with her in a heartbeat! She sizzles!

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julez1297
03/31/2001

Britney Spears 2

She makes me mad! She's pretty enough, but she tries too hard to flaunt it, and it's annoying! See the new video? Ugh... sickening. Music is okay... basically nothing great.

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cootercrown
03/21/2001

Britney Spears 3

It amazes me at how HATEFUL people can be when someone is young, successful, AND beautiful. They seem to have to validate EVERYTHING they say or do in order to prove to everyone that they are "worthy". Although she doesn't do anything for me as an artist, she seems to being doing A LOT better off than the nimrods that are bashing her! It's like when you're in high school and everyone hates the pretty girl and thinks she's a slut just because she's pretty-and automatically she's stupid too.....You know, because PRETTY and SUCCESSFUL people can't do a damn thing right! Grow up you teen agers!

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chrismoll
03/05/2001

Britney Spears 5

i think Britney is so talented and so BEAUTIFUL!!!she's got the prettiest smile!! Her songs are great!!!

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Kucharules
02/23/2001

Britney Spears 1

Yucks!!!!!

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moonshiner
02/23/2001

Britney Spears 2

Nice body but the face is a bag and a half (kinda mongloidish.) Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. Seems like the type you would take out for a six pack and some cow tipping

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Indigo
02/17/2001

Britney Spears 2

Get a life, Brit_16. Stop beating up on Christina Aguilera and then get pissed off when others do the exact same to Britney. You're no better than they are.

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awesome17
02/08/2001

Britney Spears 1

ok brit is pretty. and she has an ok voice (ok voive, not great by any means) i mean put her next to mariah carey, and id feel bad for brit. shed be in tears trying to hit the notes thatmariah hits! or celine dion, even gwen stefani. all these singers have much better unique voices. even c.aguilera. but n e way...i dont think she has fake body parts, but why dont u put ANGELINA JOLIE under this category of dream date. i think if i were a guy, angie would be much more fun than brit

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Shana
01/31/2001

Britney Spears 1

Britney needs to stop. I have not seen such a poor example of an artist since Tiffany. She does not even write her own music nor does she even sing it live. Do you think that you could lip sinc and bit more! End it!

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TinoBU
01/28/2001

Britney Spears 5

People don't like popstars assuming they probably have nothing but air in their heads. I think I'd be completely facinating to really listen to her story. She may be singing sappy, sweet, little songs and you associate with her being like that. But think. It's the millions of fans that want, listen, and like them. All she's doing is giving them what they want to hear! I think she's brilliant. So she's pretty yeah, but so are millions of other girls. That isn't what makes her special, I'm sure if you went on that date you could see that.

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"Free Thought"
01/23/2001

Britney Spears 2

A dream date with Britney would go as follows. I pick her up in my diablo red 4x4 Nissan truck. I'm blaring the tunes of Frank Zappa's 'Lucille' off of Joe's Garage. We're going camping in Angeles Crest so she has combat boots on, camoflauge shorts that are cut extremely low in a chop-chop scissor method, a white tank top that is torn at the left corner, and her hair is a mess. Basically, she looks good. After the camping trip, where we ran into bears, coyotes, and squirels we go back to my house and relax in the spa adjacent a burning fire. We *** ***** ****** "oh baby! *** and she starts singing "Uh huh, uh huh that's the way I like it uh huh uh huh!" After that I let her know that I've got a lot of work to do and she has to go, but she can't get enough of me so we 'uh huh uh huh' again and then I call her a cab. After the taxi picks her up, the phone rings, and who else could it be, but Ashley Judd. I answer, "Oh, hi Ashley. Sure, we'll meet at eight." As I hang up the phone I slap my forehead realizing that I have a date with Shania Twain. Life's complications.

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NSyncluver4eve r
12/30/2000

Britney Spears 2

Britney seems like a nice girl but gets way too much attention over her body! She may say that she's not trying to attract attention from the way she dresses.....bull!! I can't recall a time when I haven't been able to see her stomach. If she really weren't trying to get attention she would dress like a normal, classy girl. Honey, you know your pretty, you don't always need to have your boobs hanging out! And as for her music...getting old, but still catchy.

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libby7188
12/29/2000

Britney Spears 1

I thank brittney is a lieyer and is very fake she cant sing and her songs arn't that good

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Hoochie
12/28/2000

Britney Spears 1

Ok why do they call her Pop princess again? If I whine and get fake boobs can I be a princess too?? Ok Brit fans, get real. I admit I like her songs..but thats about it. She is ditzy and she acts like she's the best and npbody is better than her. I'd like to tell her to down-size her ego a little bit because its way to big. She is so fake. If you guys like girls that are blonde,ditzy,and fake then you must be desperate!!

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marcus04
12/22/2000

Britney Spears 5

plain and simple, she's hot. so stop hating on her

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Brit_16
11/25/2000

Britney Spears 5

Britney is very very very pretty i'm so jealous of her!!!! her boobs are not fake i'm sorry they don't even look that big and on the cover of her first album those pics. were taken when she was fifteen and her sometimes video was made when she was 17 ok there is a two year differance HELLO!! Talk about some one who dresses sluty look at Chistina Aguliera.

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findopy
11/03/2000

Britney Spears 1

I would not like to go out on a date with her. But I would love to murder her! :)

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Samantha
10/22/2000

Britney Spears 3

To Me britney spears is a slutt/hooker. i saw her yesterday on the Jett Jackson show and she was a terrible actor. To Britney If yOu are supposed to be a singer (which all you do is whine) stay a singer. Thakyou YOu dumb bitch

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Angel
10/09/2000

Britney Spears 2

Britney should find a new producer. All that Max Martin stuff sound the same!

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coco75
09/24/2000

Britney Spears 1

I was surfing in this site and I found: Pink Floyd current rating: 3,46 about David Bowie " " : 3,50 about Britney Spears " " : 3,57!!!! Are we talking about music???

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Shafty
09/22/2000

Britney Spears 4

Jiggling young body on Ms. Spears. I am a little skeptical if all of the parts of it have been with her since birth though. She has a sweet side and a little bit of naughty in her. The only problem is that she is a little too young - this could limit one from getting a beer at a bar with her. I bet she could get away with it though and probably get one on the house for me at the same time, so I take that back. She keeps saying that she is watiing for that perfect guy. Do you think she visits RateItAll?

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thek8818om
07/19/2000

Britney Spears 5

HOTT!!

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