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Jan Crouch

In the tradition of Tammy Faye we present the colorful Jan Crouch.
Added on 12/01/2003
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OwenA
12/05/2004

Jan Crouch 5

We can't judge her by her hair and make-up or even the way she comes across emotionally (crying or laughing). She knows the Bible and over the years has brought many viewers to salvation through the Lord Jesus Christ. Think about the good she has done before you write such horrible things about the woman. Jan and Paul witnessed face-to-face to Yassir Arafat. How many people can say that. Let God do the judging.

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fin_rave
10/05/2004

Jan Crouch 1

No wonder Paul was forced to seek refugee in drunken gay sex. Jan Crouch is surely an abomination greater than any of Paul's geriatric fumblings on that fateful night.

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billiefan2000
10/05/2004

Jan Crouch 1

This woman looks like a drag queen and her and her husband's lies and coverups of False Prophets lies such as the late Richard Eby and still living False Prophets such as Kim Clement and Juanita Bynum and Aquilla Nash is not only a insult to Christianity but Jan Crouch and her ilk in the Christian Community are the reason many non-Christians in the USA hate us cause they somehow are the representatives for Christianity.Also her Smile of a Child Ministry makes me question her cause if Jan really cared about Children why dont she and hubby use the money they get from TBN to help children instead of buying themselves Influence and more houses for themselves

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bebe23
09/21/2004

Jan Crouch 1

I hope the article in the LA times at http://ktla.trb.com/news/local/la-me-tbn19sep19,0,2787958.story?coll=ktla-news-1 knocks these people down a peg. They surely need it because they are living like friggin' kings! Both Jan and her loathsome husband are living off the money of the poor worldwide. Nobody needs to buy their way to God the way they suggest you do. Oh, and one more thing: WHATEVER THAT THING IS LIVING ON JAN CROUCH'S HEAD, I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

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HopeinHim
09/14/2004

Jan Crouch 2

What we do know is that a woman who contributed to the ministry for 20 years and who trusted the Crouches enough to send her manuscript sued Crouch for plagiarism (Omega Code)- seems her story was virtually identical in many respects; they wound up giving her a settlement that pleased her from what I read. The poor lady has scleroderma - a horrible- and fatal- illness. Perhaps the poetic justice seems to be that the Crouches haven't made back anywhere near what they spent on the film; I hope much of it went to her. The full story can be had on the Net for those who wish to follow up. There is so much more that can be said- including the lavish lifestyle and trappings- paid for on the backs of the little grandmas as Jan Crouch calls them. How can they justify living that way while they are constantly asking for funds for the ministry and the poor? I wonder if they, in their gospel of prosperity ever read the Scripture Lay not up for yourselves treasures on earth where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt.. for where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Jesus' words Mt 20: 19-21, and see v24 (ye cannot serve God and mammon). The point being made is if your heart is set on riches when you tithe or give offerings, you are not serving God, but mammon! God promised us an outpouring of blessings when we tithe- He did not promise we'd all be wealthy. Jesus also said it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.

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Jan Crouch 1

One more hypocritical couple BITES IT ON NATIONAL TV, thereby humiliating the vast masses of decent church-going Christians who do NOT believe in spending thousands every week on pancake clown makeup and ridiculous 2-story neehive haridos while so many people are going hungry in George Bush' America! Morons like her and her perverted closet homosexual (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/latimests /20040912/ts_latimes/televangelistpaulcrouchattempt stokeepaccuserquiet) husband bring disgrace to Chrisitans throughout the world with their hypocrisy and their outlandish stupidity!

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loveanswersall
07/20/2004

Jan Crouch 5

You people who are being negative toward Jan and whoever else is helping SAVE the souls of people ALL around the world, need to judge YOURSELF first. At least she IS making a difference in the world! What are you doing? She sends the dolls to HAITI not AFRICA. And she sends whatever people send to TBN. What difference does it make if it is white or black? It's the principle. You people who are calling Jan a hypocrite are hypocrites yourself. GOD gave us doctors so that we be healed....all healing isn't miraculous!! Doctors are a gift from God too...duh. At least she had the FAITH to believe that she would be healed...period. Some people still die after going to the doctor. She didn't. God gives us miracles but he also gives us wisdom and good sense. She would be foolish not to take advantage of the good health care we have today. Not to mention it was a good smack in the face to non-believing doctors when she recieved NO THERAPY and one day the cancer just all disappeared- she showed the papers on TV....now if that isn't God, I don't know what is. Praise God for TBN!!!! Everyone else, mind your own business and maybe God will bless you to have some of the finer things Jan has.

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Mugsyboy
06/27/2004

Jan Crouch 1

How embarrassing! How can she dress like that? That wig and makeup!! Why doesn't someone say something to her? She's an embarrassment to all Christians everywhere. She has to gracefully accept that she's not a 20 something anymore and to dress her age. And stop that silly crying.

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Delilah72
06/23/2004

Jan Crouch 1

Religious hypocrite.

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BB2004
06/22/2004

Jan Crouch 5

God bless Jan. Bet she has done more for the Kingdom than most of the rest.

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Sabbath Keeper
06/08/2004

Jan Crouch 1

Sometimes looking at a woman I can defenately say - this is a christian. Because a woman realy looks like a christian should look like. Looking at Jan Crouch I would only say: scary grandma.

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jaypunkrawk
06/03/2004

Jan Crouch 1

She needs a true conversion experience like Saul of Tarsus.

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PegFavata
05/25/2004

Jan Crouch 5

I will pray for all of you condemning these people or poking jokes at them. Even Jesus said in the bible to go and be checked that this healing took place. If God made man and gave man the ability to learn and develop methods to help treat disease then this is not a decison of doubt by Jan or any of these Christians. It is using the God given talents and abilities and resources available to them. Faith based healing is not about ignoring Doctors but believing in the power of God to heal in whatever manner available including (not only) the laying on of hands and praying and seeing an immediate miracle. Not all people are healed this way. Some are even healed by just passing on to heaven. This is also a form of healing. Please be open minded and not judge but see that resources, all resources come from God and the idea is that His purpose is higher than what we sometimes even know or understand. The thinking and judgements that I hear are cynicism and not about faith. Faith can be in anything including Gods healing in medicine through God. Please remember that we all have our own quirks and whether it is pink hair, bald heads, overweight, drugs, or whatever. I haven't seen the first perfect person since Jesus and we can only pray that we measure up to a small percentage of Him. Please be kind to others. I am not anyone but a single voice with a belief. Do what you want with what I've said but my heart is pure and I pray the best for you.

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SummerDreamin
05/02/2004

Jan Crouch 1

If Jan Crouch truly believes God will heal anyone who has enough faith and that Benny Hinn is anointed of God to heal the sick, then why did she seek out doctors and surgery for her colon cancer? Like all the Word of Faith preachers, she tells others to just have faith but when it comes to her own life she turns to the world for healing and makes excuses as to why it wasn't a faithless gesture on her part. Joyce Meyer did the same thing when she had breast cancer. It just ticks me off that these people say and teach others to have faith for healing, but at the first sign of cancer (Betty Price had stomach cancer and took either radiation therapy or chemotherapy for it), heart disease (R. W. Shambach had bypass surgery), etc. rather than going to their so-called faith preachers they run right to their doctor's office looking for a cure through medicine, surgery, radiation, chemotherapy, etc. They are such hypocrites!!! I'm so glad that I have been delivered from the deceitful lies of the Word of Faith movement.

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BuzzBarber
04/28/2004

Jan Crouch 5

It's wonderful to see that a drag queen has so well accepted the word of the Lord. Even though he dresses in women's clothes, Jan is living proof that one doesn't have to be stuffy to be a good Christian. I wonder if he also appears as Cher...or Liza?

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LadyShark4534
04/28/2004

Jan Crouch 3

For Goodness's sakes, That hair is bigger than the Empire State building! However, I must give Jan props for being tolerant of muslims which rarely any TV evangelist is.

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cecegirl
04/27/2004

Jan Crouch 5

Eveyone has a right to their opinion, but some of these are very mean and ugly. Makes me wonder what Jesus they claim to live in side of them. If you wish bad on others because you don't believe they are real for God then you are just as bad. I believe he said pray not hate!!!! You can get your point across about this sister without letting the DEVIL use you and like you are implying that he using her. Something to think about.

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revrod22
04/21/2004

Jan Crouch 1

She could have fed the world twice with all she has spent on the makeovers.

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Bleh
04/20/2004

Jan Crouch 5

Has the FBI searched her hair yet? Never know what you might find in there. Hello...Hoffa, is that you?

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mem32
04/19/2004

Jan Crouch 1

When I first saw her, I immediately noticed the pink wig and the too unnatural lips. I noticed she had plastic surgery - you can just tell with some people by just looking at them. I'm guessing she's about 70 - it's high time she presented herself in a fashion that's more respectable. At least Joyce Meyer presents herself in an appropriate manner of dress, hair and makeup for her age. Although Plastic Surgery at the expense of the ministry, both are guilty, is not acceptable. God loves you for what you look like without the surgery. What matters is where your heart truly is - and that should be with God, not things, not money, not possessions or power. I'd like to know more about the Real Jan Crouch (and the real Paul Crouch). Remember that God doesn't play games - especially with those who are false prophets.

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graceforall
04/17/2004

Jan Crouch 1

Jan bless her soul has turned from her first love and ran into the I am a God and God is money religion. See paul crouch to understand! Please can one of the TBN follows please tell Jan, if she is going to send dolls to Africa please send Black dolls. I think it insulting for the African girls to get white barbie dolls. I think the concept is great. For a really good laugh go look at TBNS own Jessis duplantis's idea of heaven. Very disturbing...

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AirbrushArtist
04/11/2004

Jan Crouch 1

Liposuction Seminars,Breast enhancement,Face Lifts,come on Janny accept who you are in Christ.

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Tuna
04/08/2004

Jan Crouch 5

Jan is a child of God. She loves Jesus Christ and is a sincere person.

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kelbell
04/02/2004

Jan Crouch 3

for some strange reason I have always kinda liked Jan and feel that possibly she is just not too bright and following her husband Paul blindly. However, like the fictional Carmela Soprano, she has some culpability by living the lavish life I'm sure she lives from the donations of honest, trusting viewers of TBN. She can't be dumb enough to believe that all their cars, jewels, and plastic surgeries are all for the Kingdom of God, can she????

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JerryW
03/25/2004

Jan Crouch 5

If it wasn't for Jan Crouch and TBN I would still be an agnostic or fallen back to athiest. God Bless Jan Crouch

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MrsPotatoHead
03/21/2004

Jan Crouch 1

She is evil personified. My sister and I used to call her the Wedding Cake lady... because she looks like an entire wedding cake. People like her bring shame to the name of Jesus Christ.

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abnoxio
03/09/2004

Jan Crouch 1

I hope she dies spitting blood.

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Jon Andersen
02/17/2004

Jan Crouch 1

I would say that Jan Crouch looks like an old, $5.00 hooker. However, I don't think she could get that much...

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vonadmiral
01/28/2004

Jan Crouch 1

Apostate to the hilt! Just one of many of the blab it and grab it group....reminds me of Tammy Baker,

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caissie
01/09/2004

Jan Crouch 1

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires 2 Timothy 4:3 False teachers who prey on christians who dont know their bibles

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insider1
12/21/2003

Jan Crouch 1

you have no clue of what Jan is really like.

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imperialczarin a
12/19/2003

Jan Crouch 1

I find this woman utterly appalling. She visits all these unfortunate children, acting like she's doing them a service when all she's really doing is frightening the living daylights out of them. Think any starving Somalians have ever seen a woman with lilac hair and twenty pounds of face paint? Scary sh*t. And how the heck do you think she affords her plastic surgery and that ostentatious studio at TBN...three words: Starving child fund.

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tralalalala
12/17/2003

Jan Crouch 1

Jan is VERY much into the plastic surgery, pink wigs, jewels, and tears. She might appear sincere to some, a monstrosity to others.. but the person she appears to be on TV is not, and I repeat NOT the same person she is to her employees. I've been working for TBN for 9 years (an affiliate) and she is the worst boss I have ever had. We get weekly mandates straight from her desk on every aspect of our lives. We have to sign these every week or we are fired. They micromanage every detail, and often change entire policies from week to week, all the while blaming the employees and calling us pin heads and other fun names. They treat their employees like dogs. I have recieved more fair treatment from my secular employers than I do there. The only reason I stay is because we feel the local show is a ministry. We don't deal with Paul and Jan directly thank godness, but if their Christian character was judge soley on how they treat thier employees, the would definately not pass. I hope they have touched some people's lives in a positive way, but it is entirely at the expense of their overwork, berated, underpaid employees.

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ps115
12/12/2003

Jan Crouch 5

look people , stop talking about god children. stop judging or talk bad about anyone . the more you talk , your bringing a curse to you and your family. you might laugh at this but its true. who are you to judge a person? and who are you to talk about gods children. i thank god for paul and jan . they have changed my life through their ministry via TBN, and more are being touch by their ministry. So i tell you today , stop talking about the ministers of god no matter who they are. if they are wrong or right, you have no authority to judge, talk or criticise them. i pray that today you will know this and please dont talk about this people of god. may god bless you and your family . praise god. and god bless.

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Terminator
11/22/2003

Jan Crouch 1

See Paul! Two peas in a pod! The theological and personal advantage of watching these buffoons of the gospel is zero.

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trueheroes
11/05/2003

Jan Crouch 1

Just think of what even one percent of the money that TBN spends on gaudy, glitzy sets, tuxedos, makeup, Jan's numerous BMW's you see her cluelessly walking by in one of their promo shots at their mansion (really!), Benny Hinn's hair gel, and junky, sometimes sacreligious "love gifts" they offer for you sending money to spread a false gospel (and lavish lifestyles) could buy to really help people.

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middlelineback er
08/25/2003

Jan Crouch 1

FALSE PROPHETESS?!!

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Donatella
08/09/2003

Jan Crouch 3

These comments haven't helped me understand anything more about Jan Crouch...but, a lot more about you.

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donny donson
06/07/2003

Jan Crouch 1

Jon Cfrough. I'd do her. Look at her! a prime 'ho, just waiting to be done. those lips! those eyes! That MOUTH!!!

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tototoo
05/23/2003

Jan Crouch 5

Jan Crouch is a sincere, honest person. She and her husband have worked hard for 30 years to make Trinity Broadcasting Network the #1 Christian TV network, preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the whole world. Comments about her makeup and hair are understandable, but it does not change the fact that she knows her theology. TBN announced this week that she has cancer. If you are a Christian, please pray for her healing.

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JanCrouchRulz
05/22/2003

Jan Crouch 4

"Queen Bee," despite your strong opinions and uncalled for judgments, your name-calling and diserespect for a family whom you don't even know, I respect Jan Crouch. Though she may not appear to be the most down-to-Earth everyday Christian leader, she does not spout judgments and point fingers as you do. Maybe before you criticize or pass judgment on Mrs. Crouch and her family you ought to take a good look at yourself and take the log out of your own eye. You appear to know nothing about the doctrine of this woman or her family--you should know the facts before you dogmatically spout your vitriolic remarks.

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twinmom101
04/19/2003

Jan Crouch 1

I'd like to see her write a book on make-up techniques. I wanna be a Jan Crouch clown for Halloween!!!

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Dina
04/12/2003

Jan Crouch 1

Agree we should not make fun of the Crouch's appearance-wise etc. but what they are teaching is not biblical. The apostle Paul gave many warnings about false teachers in the last days. We need to be careful to know the Word for ourselves so we will not be deceived.

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resisobilus
02/17/2003

Jan Crouch 1

All theism is false. A vestige of humanity's unscientific infancy. People continue to hold on to these beliefs because: 1-They feel good. 2-They give immediate gratification. 3-They offer simplicity in an inescapably complex world. 4-They provide morality and meaning for those who want it given to them instead of finding their own way. 5-It gives them hope. But these are false hopes. Untruth should not be spread as truth, especially when it has caused so much hatred and war and undeserved shame as has religion. All evangelists are causing harm.

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philc
02/10/2003

Jan Crouch 5

I agree with Justlilolme because I often think of the scripture 'It will take the foolish things to confound the wise.' Jan has worked hard and did the best she could to get this network to be the #1 Christian channel. If you look back through the years, she has always worn a lot of makeup, dressed in very unusual garb, etc., so that must be the way she thinks she looks best. I really don't think she has an evil bone in her body and just wants to get the gospel of Jesus Christ to the viewers somehow. She is probably very sincere in her heart. Don't judge her please.

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Makes-You-Go-Humm
02/07/2003

Jan Crouch 1

I can remember watching the Christian Comedy Channel, and Jan Crouch said she got a word from the Lord..That there was to be no more telathons {Or as I call them "BEGATHONS"} for money. well that must of been a REAL WORD as they went against it.

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Sierraecho
02/05/2003

Jan Crouch 1

I am by no means a fan of Jan Crouch. I can't get by the over the top Tammy Faye gone to the circus look. At the same time I by no means wish to judge her heart or reason for being so bizarre.

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KikiD
01/26/2003

Jan Crouch 5

A five on hair alone. I have video tapes of this Christian vixen evolving from the early years on up and I must say her hair has seen many incarnations. I love the pink tint. Has anyone seen the Christmas toy drive spot where she cries (kleenex in hand) "Please, just send anything with wheels on it, or just a little doll, just a little rag doll." RICH!!!!!! I want to join her fan club.

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CastleBee
01/13/2003

Jan Crouch 1

My firm belief is that this woman is exactly as she appears - a sad sack who can’t accept the fact that she’s old. But the most hideous thing about this situation is not the pink and purple bouffant, the gobs of makeup and the fact that she is a prime example of what happens when tasteless pathetic hicks win the lottery. No, the worst thing is what happened when the tawdry Crouch family decided to start their little bogus Christian network many years ago. They are now a dynasty built on a variety of false doctrine and ideas that more often than not even conflict with each other from show to show. And the REALLY sad part is that they continue to suck in the naïve and ignorant who supply them with an unimaginably huge personal income and the continued ability to sit around their gaudy gilt edged sets spreading their uneducated ear-tickling opinions and bringing notoriety to the likes of puffed-up heretics such as Benny Hinn, If you can’t or won’t see that Jan Crouch and her family are an extreme embarrassment to legitimate Biblical Christianity then I feel very sorry for you. UPDATE: I wasn't going to do this, but this idiocy has been going on so long it really amuses me so here goes... This is for all the Dudley Do-Rights who have been clicking unhelpful to this en masse every time I repost apparently due to some kind of misguided and very difficult to understand sense of indignation to my summary of this Looney bird. Even stranger when you consider that previously 22 people voted helpful on an earlier comment with almost the exact sentiment as my own (see Grossmith’s concise blurb at the top of the “Jan Crouch” comments). YET, the scales are currently and continuously tipped in favor of this bogus goof when I post the above. I ask you, what other conclusion can I draw except that either (1.) Nobody is really listening or being truly honest with themselves or (2.) Several of you are suffering from drug-induced comas or (3.) RIA has suddenly been invaded by a group of rabid TBN fans (the scariest thought of all IMO!). Maybe it would help clarify if I restated my thoughts just once more using this easy to visualize comparison: Jan Crouch wears loads of bizarre makeup, strange clothes, has a weird family and makes lots of money. Ozzy Osborne, also wears loads of bizarre makeup, strange clothes, has a weird family and makes lots of money. The difference: It would appear for all intents and purposes that Ozzy – whether you love him or hate him - is not pretending to be something he’s not. All bleeps considered he is still the real enchilada and I would rather have a conversation with any one of the Osbornes than the phony-baloney Crouch family who have made it their business to bilk the lower end of the IQ pool with their feel good, name it and claim it alleged Christianity. Come on, we all know they would no doubt have added the “Jim Jones Show” to their lineup by now had he not mixed up that batch of Kool-Aide back in the fall of 1978. There just isn't any measurable discernment going on there...a trait we can apparently apply to this board from time to time as well.

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1234
01/10/2003

Jan Crouch 1

As bad as her husband, less educated.

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