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myspace-10155386
06/01/2008

Satanism 3

Satanism is the worship of self, not the devil. wikipedia is dumb

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Love Lipe
05/31/2008

Satanism 5

AWESOME!

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myspace-257619400
05/31/2008

Satanism 3

i'm not sure but

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myspace-101265817
05/31/2008

Satanism 2

Do your home work on this religion before you can rate it

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myspace-185695433
05/31/2008

Satanism 1

DISGUSTING

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myspace-94825673
05/30/2008

Satanism 3

True Satanism is not about the "christian" devil.

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Satanism 1

I LOVE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Linette
05/29/2008

Satanism 1

This is the only religion I cannot tolerate. The Bible says to love ALL men but I choke on this one.

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twansalem
05/28/2008

Satanism 1

The most confusing part about Satanism is that it actually requires a belief in God, which has to make one wonder, why would anyone intentionally pick the evil side that leads to eternal suffering?

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magellan
05/28/2008

Satanism 1

Sort of a cool logo (unexpectedly similar to RateItAll's app logo), but I don't think Satanism is for me.

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irishgit
05/07/2008

Satanism 1

I was really disappointed when they told me I wouldn't get my own virgin to sacrifice until I'd donated to the bake sale, put in some volunteer hours at the thrift store, and gone door to door to spread the word.

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ILikePie
05/07/2008

Satanism 2

One of my friends thought it was a novel idea to investigate Satanism, in contrast with the Christian beliefs of both myself and my best friend, and purchased a Satanic Bible. Of course, it wasn't quite what he was expecting, as it had nothing to do with worshipping Satan, but was about self-worship and 'putting oneself first'. I skimmed through this Satanic Bible out of curiosity, and it seemed rather tongue-in-cheek, which was a setback for him also.
I guess it's an amusing idea, but some people clearly take it too seriously...

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robert666
09/01/2007

Satanism 5

Most people dont know what Satinism is it is a idea not a religion it was against the judo christian world and all their hang ups.Satinism has nothing to do with useing or hurting people any one that uses Satinism for that reason is not reading laveys books the right way.it is a live and let live lifestyle and do what you want that makes you happy it has nothing to do with hurting people Richard Ramirize and people like him who use Satinism for crime are scum bags and should be beat to death for destoying  a good self help life stlye.Anotn Lavey you are the greatist .

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wires
06/02/2007

Satanism 2

Right. My opinion, if you are going to choose to follow a religion you may as well pick one that has a better package than Satanism. You'd be surprized, some offer up to a 5 star 'life after death' accomodation. Course there is no proof it would actually be as good as it makes out in the brochure...sorry, holy book. For the record gothics are as likely to be into satanism as any other individual would be.

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Skye27
05/08/2007

Satanism 1

So I guess to some Christians and Catholics....if we're nor worshipping your god, then we must be worshipping your satan???  Is that is???  Satan belongs to the Catholic Bible - has nothing to do with other religions.  Satan is a scare tactic to keep you believing in the cultist ways of the church.  I am Wiccan - and Satan has absolutely nothing to do with what I believe.

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Satanism 2

He's overrated, like most rock stars.

All I wanna know is, what's in it for Satan?  I'm already anticipating your question about God's motive, but I asked first. [;^) 

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remastered334
04/19/2007

Satanism 1

Here you all go on again, ranting about something you havent even taken the time to study and understand, the lot of you should be thanking Satan for keeping the christian church in business for so god damn long. And Genghis, this religion has nothing to do with sacrifice, or anything gothic. Satanism has no dresscode, or music taste, they ask you to be yourself, instead of blinly following non-conformity, do what makes you comfortable. As for the materials involved in satanic rituals, these are simply to aid people in achieving a certain mind-set, a place where they feel comfortable, they are not neccesary should you not want them. Satan represents indulgence instead of Abstinence, kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates. Satanism realises the fact that all of the 'so called sins' bring about physical and emotional gratisfaction. Satanism allows you to be your own god, instead of foccusing on non-existant entities. Understand and look into what you are discussing before contributing to discussion. And dont let christianity blind you.

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GenghisTheHun
04/08/2007

Satanism 2

This group is hilarious. It is primarily Generation X members who have watched too much horror television.

The Goth phenomenon is part of this goofy genre. What a joke!

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runjohnrun
04/08/2007

Satanism 1

Talk about rooting for the underdog. To align yourself with an entity who has been a "liar from the beginning" is a pitiful thing.

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ReapersHomeAud io
11/09/2006

Satanism 1

u go ahead and worship satan all i have to say is it sux to be u when ur burning in hell

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blue47
10/31/2006

Satanism 1

more silliness

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BenGoff
10/30/2006

Satanism 3

Satanism is about worshiping one's self and not a nother being or entity such as a outside god. In satanism, you are your own god. I am not satanic because i don't agree with religion. Satanism is definitely a religion.

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MattShizzle
05/21/2006

Satanism 1

Totally stupid. Not only believes the myth of Christianity, but chooses the side that's supposed to lose!

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colonelo'neill
04/25/2006

Satanism 2

Free thinking and the search for truth (said to be the true purpose of Satanism) are great. Devotion to self is not. It is antisocial and the form of pride. It never leads to joy, only hopelessness.

If you're searching for truth, you need to realize that truth and God are synonymous. That is, all that is true is true because God makes it so. No truth exists, nor logically can exist without God. One's self has nothing to offer, since one is finite.

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JeffSipes13
01/11/2006

Satanism 5

Satanism is a respectable religion, no spirtual snobbery is invovled.

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Drummond
12/19/2005

Satanism 1

I'm told that most Satanists don't believe in a literal Satan, but instead practice it as a form of defiance against the prevailing religious sentiments they find oppressive. Whatever. If this is the case, it seems like you're only giving power to the Christian perspective you're trying to fight. I've got better things to do with my time.

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rowbite
10/04/2005

Satanism 1

Don't they know there on the losing side. Satan never will win againstGod. Satanists pretty. much have already given up, and they might well help who they'll be spending the rest of eternity with

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angrykoopa
09/26/2005

Satanism 4

For those of you who know nothing and enjoy it, Satanism in reality is actually an extreme form of atheism. Neo-Satanists are the crucifix burning, devil worshippers, so to speak.

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numbah16tdhaha
09/15/2005

Satanism 1

Yea, we're all going to hell! Huh?

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kingguiness
06/11/2005

Satanism 1

Junk absolute junk! Satanist are fools! All of them!!!!

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Gentle Jude
05/26/2005

Satanism 1

There seem to be two kinds of Satanism. One kind is the self-worship where you are your own god and the truth is what you believe it to be, and the types which some people say that you worship yourself. The second type is the out right worship of the devil. With the second type, I've noticed that there is a very high positive correlation between those satanists and mental illness! You would have to be mentally ill to want to worship the devil, and some people are. No sane person would want to do that. The devil is a coward and a parasite and only directly attacks victims who are weak, and the second type of satanists have weak minds. You would have to be the fool of the fools to be sane and want to worship something that is going to be destroyed and is evil. But the first type of satanism is the devil's way of attacking someone who is smarter and has a stronger mind, yet has had enough of religion. What these types of satanists don't realise is that they are worshipping the being Satan which they don't believe exists. Judas Iscariot the one who betrayed Jesus became a satanist the day he accepted the bribe to betray Jesus. Because Judas carried out the will of the devil. The book of 1John makes it clear that if you are carnal and worship yourself, you are actually worshipping the devil. Because the devil can carry out his will on someone who doesn't believe he exists and who worships themselves. Every single one of us was created for good works and to serve God. We were not made to be independent of God, and our free will was given to us so we could serve God and others freely and with more realism and purity, but primarily so we could serve God. Who would you rather serve? God - Who is all good and loving and represents goodness. Satan - who hates your guts and wants you to worship him because he is jealous of God and wants you to burn in hell, and laughs at the fact that anyone would be stupid enough to worship him. Or yourself - Who doesn't really know what is good for yourself and only thinks they know what they want, and someone who is weak compared to the spiritual world and can be attacked by a spiritual being at anytime without God's protection. We are weak and spiritually and even mentally blind, that's one of the major reasons why we need Jesus to guide and protect us.

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dpostoskie
05/02/2005

Satanism 1

People who subscribe to this crap are not good members of this society. It's a joke with no qualities.

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DaRick
04/16/2005

Satanism 1

I once knew a friend who worshiped Satan (for a time). He was, by all accounts, screwed in the head. But on to Satanism. What's the point of feeling misery while living under the illusion of righteousness? Also, murder, rape, etc. are NOT acceptable by any means. Remember, Satan is the (weak) opposite of God.

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Djahuti
04/15/2005

Satanism 1

LaVey is no more than a Machiavelli rip off.Not much substance,go to assertiveness training instead if the Nuns beat you too hard.PS: VOODOO,or Voudoun-is NOT a form of satanism-it is a blend of catholicism with the Afro-Cuban beliefs in the Yoruba Religion.While they are somewhat Polytheistic,they are a far cry from Satanists.

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caligula
04/15/2005

Satanism 1

No body actually practices this except in the movies.

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hamchat1
04/05/2005

Satanism 1

runlevelx, you need medical help..

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usilly
04/05/2005

Satanism 1

scary...

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Wakataka
02/23/2005

Satanism 5

Before you people freak out, I am not giving numbers to those freaks who believe in a manifestation of any sort that is Satan, the Prince of Darkness, or what have you. I would like to bring to your attention the other side of Satanism - the one that does not believe in God or the Devil. Anton LeVey created the Church of Satan back around the '60's. This church, under my present understanding, does not worship the entity that is Satan, but the inner human animal. The instinctive side of the human being. Granted, I think that is slightly on the weird side myself, however I will still give this a high score simply to try to cancle out some of the ignorant votes given by the Christian who hear Satan and immediately soil themselves. Read up on things before you judge them guys...

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BirdEgal202
12/30/2004

Satanism 2

If you were a devil worshipper, wouldnt it be a punishment to go to heaven and a reward to go to hell? P.S. Eagle Scout, Satanism and Atheism are different, ya see in one, you belive in a god or force, in the other you dont! do you see how that works?

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Specialboothvi cJr.
12/24/2004

Satanism 1

Satanism isn't one of those religions that you want. It's having satan in your heart, it's like you trust him. HAve god in your heart.

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Mr.Political
10/08/2004

Satanism 1

alrighty then.....

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jellybene
10/02/2004

Satanism 1

A no-brainer, but do people really understand why? Satan wants you to automatically be turned off by Satanism because it dulls your discernment of his main actions in other feel-good or almost christian counterfeit religions like Buddhism, Islam, or Catholicism, but his chief actions are within Christianity! If you were going to trick people into a falsehood how would you do it? would you be over the top like in satanism, or would you mix lies with the truth to fool people as is seen in many unbiblical sects of Christianity? Satan is probably laughing his head off at well-meaning people like Darkness 302 who make comments about a being they don't really understand. The first thing Satan wants is for you to let your guard down by getting puffed up and thinking you can outsmart him. That's when you're the most vulnerable. Satanism and similar occult religions are pretty much universally seen as bonkers. Therefore they really aren't the main threat. The place to watch for Satan is within the church. Is it any coincidence that Christianity and its sects comprise the largest religion in the world while the occult religions are sparse? If you were to infiltrate a religion which would it be? Think of an anglerfish that lures its bait with light. Satan disguises himself as light and deceives even the elect.

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Darkness302
09/28/2004

Satanism 1

Satan is out manned, out gunned, and outsmarted. He can threaten me with all the physical violence he wants, it's just words and doesn't amount to squat. I doubt he'd say the same to me if he met me on the street.

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WarGamefan93
09/14/2004

Satanism 1

Do you really think loving satan and doing his rules like protesting god and murduring people is ok? That's just plain wrong! I'd give this a 0 out of *****

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Blanco~Nino
08/29/2004

Satanism 1

I don't have anything against most religions really, because I respect all walks of life. Satanism is, however, a huge exception. What sick and sadistic person devotes their life to serving a Demon Lord by killing and performing sadistic rituals. What's in it for you? Trust me, no evil Devil Lord who rules over a realm of Brimstone is going to reward you in any way, save shackling you in chains for eternity, which he would have done even if you weren't a devil fan. In my opinion, Satan is like the perverbial pirate who hires a crew to find a treasure, promising to share the wealth, only to shoot them when the task is complete.

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countrygirl66
08/24/2004

Satanism 1

sad... :( to think people think this way! i don't have any certain religion, but was raised metholodist. i only know i believe in god, and what's in my heart. churches have changed so much. you go to church for one thing,to learn, not to judge one another. you are the only one that will have to answer to god! just go to love, learn. to each their own !! people that worship satan... to each their own, but it's very sad.

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BeatlesfanStev eo
07/13/2004

Satanism 1

Yea I hope you all just BURN IN HELL.

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Jamie McBain
06/26/2004

Satanism 1

People who have too much time on their hands.

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warrior4thelor d
06/26/2004

Satanism 1

Satan sucks! He on the losing side. Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior.

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ronbu
05/27/2004

Satanism 1

Satanism is almost tied with fanatical Islam for the most evil religion. Satanism is based on extreme hatred of the Christian God. Satanists believe that lying is a virtue therefore you can not trust Satanism.

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