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Edward (Ted) Kennedy

U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy is a liberal Democrat from Massachusetts who lost to President Jimmy Carter in the 1980 Democratic primaries. Senator Ted Kennedy has been a Senator since the 1960's.
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kerry zadick
05/31/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

It's hard to believe now, but at one time (before Teddy came on the scene), the Kennedy's were a family to be respected. Now they are considered white trash with money. Ted has completely disgraced his family's legacy. The only positive thing he has done for the Kennedy name is to make his father look moral and to make his sister Rosemary look intelligent.

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jonhere
05/12/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Pure and simple... SCUM! I like him some when he keeps his mouth shut but other than that... SCUM.

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Solenoid DH
04/16/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

If he and Clinton didn't look so different from each other, I would think they were the same person. He is a first class liar, womanizer, and divider of people. He's a spoiled child who never grew up. He's a dirty fighter. And the only reason he keeps getting elected is because he has a safe tribal seat in Massachusetts.

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nhss44
04/14/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Ted Kennedy has turned his back on the Catholic Church by voting against proposed laws the would make abortion illegal. Abortion is murder, this idea is taught by the Catholic faith, which Kennedy practices.

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sooyiban
04/05/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

What a cruel irony that his 3 brothers who had the potential for greatness were cut down in the prime of their lives. By contrast, this worthless piece of flesh lives on and on like a bloated, alcoholic Energizer Bunny with hairplugs. He has the temerity to call Bush a liar. I say, Yeah, dude, and you're a killer!

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Redoedo
03/31/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 2

He's been given far too many free passes. He's an accomplished senator and is very informed on policy issues, but I see him now as nothing more than a party hack who is so fiercely partisan that he can't see straight. Jack and Bobby are gone, and yet we're left with this bloated jackass.

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Cary Zaputz
02/16/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

This man (and I'm being kind calling him that) is an amoral piece of human garbage. If he had a different last name, he would have served a prison sentence for his actions (or lack thereof) that deprived a young woman of her life. I am incredulous every time I see him addressing the Senate or campaign crowd , acting morally superior. How dare he?

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tdubya71
01/30/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

He has been losing stars since July 20, 1969. He has become a buffoon and is basically coasting his way through the Senate. The clueless voters of Taxachusetts keep voting this clown in.

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jgls
01/29/2004

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 2

the only kennedy i have any use for these days is his niece caroline.

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a1mc
11/24/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 4

Senateor Kenndy is good but he to has lost contact with the people of the United States and the Veterans and their health care and social security.

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imamom
11/19/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

How much do the voters in Massachusettes make from the Kennedy family for voting in this drunk pig term after term. Try to remember, the rest of the country has to live with your decisions at the booth and we haven't forgotten the bridge incident and never will because that says it all as far as his character is concerned! Most Democrates are for raising min. wage and human rights, try voting for a human next time. He is just another example of what dirty money can buy. Next time he drives off a bridge drunk, he should take the rest of the Kennedys with him and lock the doors. The only thing you can say is he has to live with all that he has done, and dude, there is not enough hail marys to get you out of it.

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raybo67
11/18/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

He's killed more people with his car than I have with all my guns.

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asp1
10/19/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Ted, your are making a fool out of yourself

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President -X-D
09/10/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Slime. Drunk. Murderer. Communist.

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earthspirit
07/05/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Why isn't this guy in jail for murder? I just don't understand the voters of Massachusetts.

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ironlaw
07/05/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Awake or Passed-Out?

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BIGBABY
07/01/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

I seen him on TV at the last State of the Union Address. He was eating two giant tubs of ice cream with extra syrup. Bush had to stop during the middle of the speech becuase Ted had ordered 2 large Dominoes pizzas that were delivered. He didnt even tip the guy. During the final ending of the speech, he had gone through 5 Jack Daniels, the ice cream, the pizzas, a slice of cake Daschle gave him, and was now working on an orange creamsicle. After he left, he rode away in his Mercedes (that the people of Massachusetts paid for) and went to the local bar. According to my sources, he was there until 3 in the morning getting stoned and drunk. After that, he looted homes and ran around yelling. Quite possibly the worst disaster in the state of Massachusetts.

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searoamer
06/24/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

This guy is a Classic. Gets away with murder and still has the guts to show himself in public. Should be in jail with Jane Fonda Bob

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tinnlyrd
06/08/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

I wish Fatty Arbuckle was reincarnated as a blond babe secretary and took one of Ted's whiskey bottles and gave him the Arbuckle treatment.

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TigerCap
06/07/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

killer.

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rich2002
05/29/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Being from Massachusetts, I can say I'm sorry for sending this guy to Washington every 6 years. What a sad person.

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The Real Truth
05/23/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 2

Disaster. But I appreciate his compassionate agenda even if he doesn't mean it.

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getback
05/18/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 3

A man who has long served his country ,I don't agree with his view.But at least he took part. And if he had not been a Kennedy would have some big explaing to do with a little bridge trouble.

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tadmank
05/10/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

A shame to his family

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DavCar
04/29/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

COMMUNIST!!!!!

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thearmbarkid
04/27/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

All hail King Alkie, the fattest, yet most powerful, murderer in the United States. The fact that Kennedy keeps getting re-elected is a good reason to bring back literacy tests to the voting booth.

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klytie
04/03/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

murderer!

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B. McCoy
04/01/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Fat stupid alcoholic liberal....The Whole country needs to jump on Massachutes to impeach him...Makes me sick to see his big red face snoring during the meetings of the Senate...Hey! That's my money, too, going to pay his salary...

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Bored
03/19/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Dishonest, womanizing drunk.

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JTree
02/21/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Like all of the Kennedys, character is a big stumbling block. With this one, it was the possible murder/manslaughter of the pregnant Mary Jo Kopechne to the snorting of cocaine with teenagers. It is the height of hypocrisy how he beats his breast with moral indignation. The man has no shame.

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anmalone
02/12/2003

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

I'll miss him when he's gone but I don't want that feeling to delay his departure. A profoundly evil and corrupt man and not at all funny.

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Shukhevych
12/08/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Typical Kennedy and democrat liberal... and a murderer and drunkard.

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Potatoes Browning
11/11/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Ted is living proof that if you have enough money anything goes and you can get away with anything.From driving off the bridge in 1969 leaving some poor woman to drown,To being the biggest political drunk and womanizer on two legs,Ted gets the award for the being biggest moral hypocrit of my lifetime. With all of his immoral baggage he had the audacity to sit in judgement of Clarence Thomas's conduct with a woman scorned.Yet year after year with all of his faults and boozing behavior old Ted just sems to keep getting reelected over and over again. That says alot for the mentality of the people of the state of Mass....Oh how liberal ye are.

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BlueMeanie
10/11/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Alcoholic murderer

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Bildad
10/03/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Chappaquidick. RIP Mary Jo

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dutchman
05/09/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

I'm happy to see that the overwhelming majority of those who rated this swine gave him one star. As for those few who gave him more than one star, I thought family members weren't supposed to rate their own?

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thornvv
03/21/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Head of crime family.

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ellajedlicka21
01/10/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 5

I wish his fight against Ashcroft could have prevailed and we would not have such an extreme person as the attorney general now.

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PlayMisty
01/08/2002

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

Aaaagghhhh!! The most disgusting human after Bill Clinton.

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otlady27
12/13/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 2

I'm glad I don't live in Massachusetts, because I'd be embarassed to have him representing my interests! He's an old, tired, burned-out Mr. Potato Head who clearly got away with murder after driving the car off the bridge and doing nothing to save Mary Jo Kopechne. Since when does someone "forget to call 911?!" Honestly! Just another Kennedy family trait of lying and deceit and paying people off and getting off! I think it's time for the people of Mass. to get a clue and send ol' Teddy shuffling back to Cape Cod where he can sit around and wonder why he's such a joke. Also, another good thing is that he provides great comedy material- I like on "Conan O'Brien" when they have his whole giant head fill the TV screen! If nothing else Ted has been a good source for laughs because he is a prime example of how the American Dream can fail miserably!

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swordo3174
06/15/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

This man is my state's senator, I can't tell you how many times I have tried to find one person who will own up to voting for this liberal jerk, no one will own up to it! What does that say about the jerk?

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Proud Democrat
05/31/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 5

He's a Kennedy, enough said. He's a wonderful AMERICAN!

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soonergirl98
03/09/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 5

History will be kind to Ted.

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Jaime
02/22/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

This guy is really pathetic but worse than that why do Mass. voters continue to elect him? Why do Kennedys continue to fascinate? They are a disreputable family of criminals who bought their way to fame. An old limerick from the past: There once was a senator from MASS, he got horny and went looking for ASS, he lucked up and found SOME, but screwed up and drown ONE, and now his chance to be President is PAST!

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CastleBee
02/13/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

When discussing the Tedster once at work a few years ago, one guy in the group said it best - "Now there's someone whose outlived his usefulness." I could only wonder though - did he have any in the first place?

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JoKennie
02/13/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

I laughed out loud watching this pathetic fool oppose the Ashcroft nomination. By what moral authority does he even open his mouth? Kennedy is the last pitiful remnant of a criminal family best relegated to minor historical footnotes.

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nighthog
02/06/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

A sad,pathetic joke who should have stayed in the car when it went into the water. Has done NOTHING but ride the family name into the ground. People like him and Jesse Jackson and Bill and Hilary and their ilk make me ashamed to be an American. Do the public a favor and go ahead and drink yourself into obilivion.

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danny
02/02/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

How sad it was to see this man being critical of a fine, honest man like John Ashcroft. Can George Bush keep him in check, or will it be the other way around? It's like old Ted kennedy always says: "I guess we'll just have to drive off that bridge when we get to it"!

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noah
02/01/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

The "Hero of Chappaquiddick" lecturing John Ashcroft on the meaning of the Second Amendment? Unbelievable! I'm sure that Teddy understands that John Ashcroft was correct in stating that Americans' right to keep and bear arms should not be infringed so that they may defend themselves from a tyrranical federal government. In fact, the Founding Fathers said as much. Teddy's demand for an apology betrays his real agenda - to disarm the American citizenry. Teddy Kennedy is nothing more than a bloated, drunken murderer from a family replete with unsavory characters. Don't let the liberals fool you. The sole purpose of the Second Amendment is to guarantee the right of the American people to keep and bear arms so that they may defend themselves from a tyrannical government. One other thing - since when does a good Catholic support a woman's right to murder her own child? Teddy better pack some asbestos undies for the afterlife. It's going to be mighty hot where he's going!

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riggin
01/24/2001

Edward (Ted) Kennedy 1

What does this man do for America? Nothing good! Please, put someone in who has wisdom and common sense!

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