Yeah,right...and I'm Mother friggin Theresa!

I used to call this song "Like a Sturgeon".

I remember when she came on TOTP (Top Of The Pops) to perform this song and every parent in the land protesting their disgust on Points of View saying she wouldn't last and she was just a phase, how wrong were they and everyone else. I saw the video on VH1 Classics the other day and it still sounds good, not the best of Madonnas songs, but a goodie.

As I go through this list, I guess the songs I remember hearing while dancing with someone get a high rating. I remember dancing with a cute chick at Confetti's in Jacksonville back in 1985. Wasn't my favorite Madonna song, but passable.