| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | GenghisTheHun (168)
02/27/2008 | Geminis are often incontinent. They have to wear adult diapers.
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 | FranksWildYears (48)
02/27/2008 | You are quick and intelligent as a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest. They also love to fondle lemmings.
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 | buffguy30 (0)
02/27/2008 | lots of fun and creative!
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 | Raymangold (0)
09/12/2007 | Wonderfull sign thinks well and quite does a good job of showing off.
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| BecauseIsaid (0)
07/20/2007 | Gemini Men suck ass - they are truly two faced. They only care about themselves and dont care who they hurt. As friends they are fun to be around but I still wouldnt trust them with my girlfriends
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 | LastMessenger3 (40)
06/25/2006 | Well, One would be surprised that I give my own sign four out of five stars. I have to agree with some of the things they say about this sign. Gemini is perhaps the most contaversial sign out of 12. I do feel on the most part that gemini have two people living within one body. Almost everything about Gemini is black and white. Too happy/too sad. Too exited/too depressed. Too intelligent/too silly. The list goes on. I don't believe in all this zodiac hupla, but some things surely sound right. I guess it depends what you want to believe.
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 | goldilocks (5)
10/29/2005 | I never met a Gemini that was a follower. Always true to themselves and did their own thing.
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 | TB 303 (5)
08/20/2005 | Only because this is what I am. Yes we are easily bored and have emotional problems but also very intelligent and caring so Geminis are pretty cool people if you believe in astrology.
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| HouseOfM (0)
08/05/2005 | Geminis are definitely one of the most interesting of the 12. It is true, though...most of them are so conflicted with themselves that they act like they have a split personality. They are the poster-children for contradiction. They also have a high talent level. Some of the most entertaining people in the world are Gemini.
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| computergal (1)
07/19/2005 |  I really like Gemini's energy, fun and sense of humor. They make exciting friends, but bad boyfriends. My fiance was a Gemini and he a deceiving yet charming sob. One of my mom's friends was a Gemini and when we got to know her better, she turned out to be a total skank flashing her boobies for our next door neighbors. We were so embarassed! She started undressing in front of us which made us uncomfortable. All of the Gemini's I've known have been bisexual and/or promiscuous. The Gemini's that I've known have been immature. They refuse to age gracefully. I knew a 40 year old who was booty dancing at the club and another 40 something who wears those t-shirts with slogans the way that young people do today. All in all I will say that Gemini's are good people if you keep your distance from them. They make for good conversation and parties. They always know who's who and what they're up to. They are what I call a connection portal. They're also intelligent for the most part. Gemini's can be nervous, insecure and neurotic. They could benefit from meditation as it would keep them in check. Sometimes their racing thoughts make them say and do wild things they later regret. They can be rebellious if they don't have enough things keeping them occupied.
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 | White Diamond (2)
12/28/2004 | The Gemini man I had a relationship with was one of the most interesting, talented and brilliant people I have ever known. There was nothing he couldn't do and do well. The most appealing of the Zodiac signs. Oh my!!!
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 | alex437 (0)
12/17/2004 | It is rare for a Gemini to be boring, hence that's why we are so amazing. Only Leo's and Aquarius's can be admitted into the Brilliant Club with Gemini's. Don't hate us because we are great! So all you other signs, get in the back of the Zodiac line, and let the Leo/Gemini/Aquarius people through, because we are VIP.
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| Ungasg (0)
07/29/2004 | Yes, words are the strongest weapon for geminians, and that's why they use it to backstab others.
They don't tell the truth in front, and lie a lot at the back.
I have experienced having friends and lovers of Geminians and my advise is RELEASE them as soon as you could possibly be...before you are being hurt too much and before you know how despicable they could be.
Your kindness and good efforts could mean worthless to them.
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 | superman27 (0)
06/29/2004 | The twins are so deserving of one another !! Thats why they are so divorce prone and can't keep long, lasting monogomous relationships !
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| ANSGARD (1)
06/07/2004 | not as bad as cancers but i dont trust them. If your best friend is gemini, god bless you!
They are backstabbers, women tend to cheat a lot and males are the same.
If wanna get married with one, I would think about it not twice but 10 times!
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 | Solenoid DH (19)
05/23/2004 | Is there anyone out there who really falls for all this Zodiac nonsense?!
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| Gemini_on_the_loose (0)
02/22/2004 |  I'm a gemini myself and altough i phisically don't look like one mentally I'm a gemini all over!We are not supossed to believe in horoscopes and astrology or anything as a matter a fact
but I do and I can't think of any other sign that would be as interesting or great like us :) I'M PROUD TO BE A GEMINI AND THAT FACT GOES SO FAR THAT I'M CALCUTING WHEN I SHOULD,HMM :),CONSIEVE MY CHILD SO THAT HE OR SHE CAN BE A GEMINI ALSO :)) So you see,you will have trouble finding any other sign as original as geminies :) Don't mess with us because we are able do bring you down sooo hard.If you pist us off,that is :)But if we love you,and we are more than capable for love,than you will just be a victim of our humor,but not our revenge :) But when we fight we rarely lie.That's because we are so painfully true,and the truth hurts the most.That's the rule that I follow :)) Oh yeah,did I mention that most of my friends are careful when we fight?That's because the words are the strongest weapon,which can't be said for most of the people but can be said for most of geminies...me included :) kiss,and don't fight with geminies,it will end with you being depressed.experience saying :)
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 | Jorealiises (0)
02/17/2004 | Geminis are the best
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| Lop (0)
02/11/2004 | Gemini's are the best
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| Lakendeia (0)
02/11/2004 | I love to talk and gemini's conversates really good
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| LaRhonda (0)
02/11/2004 | Gemini's are the best because they adapt and have mutable personalities. They are the life of the party and can fit in in any group. They are also good conversationalist.
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 | tvtator (5)
01/12/2004 | Among the funniest and most talented of the signs. The jack of all trades. However geminis like sagitarians are restless. They are fun to be around but some can wear you down. If you need something fixed or want something tinkered with take it to a gemini.
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| lathaguru (0)
12/28/2003 | gemini are realy extraordinary peoples. they can do antything on their own there is no doubt about it.
there are simply great.
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 | madamdot (0)
11/27/2003 | Generally speaking- I like them. Charming, entertaining, funny. But cannot be trusted. Two faced and cheaters. maybe why I am attracted to them.
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 | kolby1973 (32)
08/27/2003 | Not my favorite lot, but with all Zodian signs, I know some people in each one that are good people. They tend to piss me off sometimes however.
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 | mimimalignant (0)
06/19/2003 | I am a gemini. I do not wish to offend anybody but i do not think any other signs can compete with a mature gemini. i think that almost everyone knows of the good qualities of most geminians. Therefore, i will try to defend so-called bad qualities of most geminians. They say that we are two-faced. that is not true. a gemini can consider himself your best friend but if you do something wrong how can you demand that he be on your side? they say that we are cheaters. yes, we are but that is because you do not want to participate in the threesome that we jokingly discussed. They say that we are moody. yes, but only because you want to listen to the same CD over and over again, only because you think it is still funny after having told it 50 times and no we do not want to watch BET, MTV, or ESPN all day. They say that we are unreliable. yes, only because we cant say no and have made 3 promises for that day and have to choose between taking a friend to the hospital or helping you with your essay. i think they are things that a gemini do need help with: 1)childishness 2)lack of discipline 3)loquacity 4)focus. if i had to choose i would rather be a gemini. have a productive day!!!!!
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| TheBlueWyvern (0)
05/26/2003 | Tend to be wishy-washy gossips.
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 | Simone54 (0)
05/22/2003 | Gicau, your astrology chart will NEVER be able to tell you what you are going to look like physically or what sex you will be... I think you are confusing genetics with astrology. Gemini's are usually intelligent... then again...
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| JasonX (0)
05/14/2003 | Geminis are usually very original, very unpredictable people, they never stop surprising you and that's what attracts others to them in the first place and makes Gemini the most interesting zodiac sign :)
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| jokerjoker (0)
05/13/2003 | They are so f**n flirty and unstable!!!!! The best love partner for Gemini is his reflection in the mirror because the only person they can truly love is himself...
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| warmTape (0)
04/20/2003 | Interesting sign. Makes the naturally moody girl even more manic-depressive seeming. The dual personality trait is intriguing.
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| gicau (0)
03/20/2003 | Gemini's are ment to be Schizo and two faced. I am a Gemini and I'm sorry but I'm not any of those. I use to go out to night clubs an many girls would ask what sign are you. After I tell them I'm a Gemini they would just walk off. Judging people by their Sun Sign is very wrong. When I was young I took a facination in my Full Horoscope (pisces rising, moon in pisces), according to which I was ment to have grey eyes, blond curly hair, short, stocky, lucky in love, many relationships and be female. All wrong, I am none of these (I have since had my horoscope rechecked and redone by difrent methods: same results.
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| PunkMetalChic (0)
11/06/2002 | I'm sorry, I have social Anixety,Depression,Parniod all the time,VERY VERY shy,I never talk,I'm very ugly notthing like Marilyn Manroe,no Charm at all,don't firlt,only like hanging in small groups, and very mature for my age seeing I had to rise myself,and I only like old things pretty much.....and my birth date is june 3rd
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| Jerry's Girl (0)
11/11/2001 | We're smart, have imagination, judgemental, creative, and lots more. No one can withstand the power of the geminies, HA HA HA!!! Good day.
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| Perfect Sword (0)
10/13/2001 | Can't get better than Gemini, the #1, being a twin myself, I am proud to be a Gemini, just like I'm proud to be an American!
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| prattle (0)
09/14/2001 | Flakey and impossible to pin down. Hard to get a straight answer. Never make up their mind(s). Geminis are a frustrating lot, but can be fun.
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| raincat (0)
09/09/2001 | Good qualities: Friendly, smart, active
Bad qualities: Restless, easily-bored, critical
Best careers: Law, Technology, Outdoors,Business
Famous Geminis: John F. Kennedy,Frank Llyod Wright
Marilyn Monroe, Diana Ross
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| Janey_Lane (0)
08/17/2001 | The Gemini is happy, outgoing and has a great imagination. They have an irresistible charm and lots of humor. But no one is as restless, flirty and gossipy as the Gemini. They are ingenious and like having lots of people around them. They know little about much and love to read. The Gemini loves to hear their own voice and talks almost as much with their hands as with their mouth. They have opinions about everything and everyone and love a good discussion. They are lively and have a hard time sitting down for long. The Gemini usually instinctly feel vibes. They don't waste any time forming an opinion about a person they've just met. But sometimes they read a little too much in between the lines and missunderstand the message. Despite that they talk non-stop they keep their most personal thougths to themselves, and don't let them out for nothing. They have an incredible imagination and play through life. They don't really like doing the same thing over and over again but like change and to try new things. A Gemini never really grows up.
Some famous Geminis are: Marilyn Monroe, Paul McCartney, John F Kennedy, Errol Flynn, Judy Garland, Dean Martin, Queen Victoria and John Wayne.
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