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 | Signs (0) 07/14/2008 | Most vindictive for no reason sign in the zodiac. They obsess over you when they have envy on something or someone you have. They love to use the words "I'm your greatest fan." See Johnny Carson vs. Wayne Newton. Three Scorpios have used the same words with me and I have not seen them in 10 years. But they are obssessed with me. They are the biggest copy-cats of the zodiac. Many many fashion clothing owners are Scorpios because they copy a designers work.
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 | hownow31 (0) 04/13/2008 | i'm a lunar scorpio/solar libran, and i've always had nothing but love for and been extremely attracted to solar scorpio's and have had many of these solar friends. however i have just been hatefully and viciously stung by a previously-close family member, who i have been nothing but loyal to the death to, without good reason. therefore i now hate scorpio's for life and will try to make sure i have nothing to do with them again, especially the b**** a** women. they lie to your face, are treacherous, nosy, cruel, users, spiteful, proud to not play by the rules, and no body can reason with them. good bye and k*** m* a**. Lol.
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 | buffguy30 (0) 02/28/2008 | sexy, seductive and darkly genius...but watch your step...
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 | GenghisTheHun (168) 02/27/2008 | (For you younger members of the RIA, Shinola was an old time popular shoe polish) Along the lines of the old saying, Scorpio members can't tell sh*t from Shinola, and they all have messy shoes.
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 | FranksWildYears (48) 02/27/2008 | You are shrewd in business and clever in trading. Many believe you are a crook. They are right. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered while still young.
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 | 1Militamayhem (0) 11/30/2007 | WE the Scorpios are truly awesome people. If you get to know one of them you can make a lifetime friendship with them.I'm a Scorpio and even though you say all those negative things about me and my sign i still know I'm a good person. Seriously what makes you any better than me. I don't judge people by their sign i always find the good in people no matter how cruel or hateful they are to me. I remember every deed and mistreatment anyone has ever done to me by rewarding them or have nothing to do with that person. most people think I'm a bitch becouse i seen distant and retain things to myself or i say the straight up truth. i can honestly say that I'm a very truthful person and a open book ask me anything i will tell you i have nothing to hide.
peace =D
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 | misspriss68 (0) 11/21/2007 | Kind, funny and good lovers(in the bedroom). Keep a close eye on them though, because they are sneaky!
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 | Raymangold (0) 09/12/2007 | I'm more inclined that I may understand now!
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 | saikee (0) 08/25/2007 | I'm a Virgo guy, and my girlfriend is a Scorpio. The chemistry we have is TRULY amazing! However there are challenges. I am very communicative of what I think and feel. She isn't. Sometimes I want to know everything about her, and she walls up faster China.
I remember one time when we had a fight. She turned into a complete emotional wreck; I'd never thought she be like that Another time we fought, she lashed out at me with such HATE I was shocked at the emotional intensity I was seeing.
She's also quite pessimistic. Somehow, I'm a real optimist. My girlfriend and I teach each other a lot of things...
I also very much appreciate her mind. She is very sharp, intuitive, and in a twisted way, I like how she can *plot* things.
I think if a scorpio and virgo really work together, it's a very good match. I hope I'm right :-)
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 | numbah16tdhaha (147) 08/17/2007 | Scorpio chicks are psycho. UPDATE: I have proof...
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 | LadyJesusFan777 (34) 06/16/2007 | As I heard in a song once: Why look to the stars for answers when you can look to the one who created the stars?
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 | tl1972 (0) 06/01/2007 |  I dated two scorpion men, both were potential relationships but things got too scary for them so they copped out with some lame excuse ("I need to maintain distance" and "there's no room for any woman in my life other than my daughter"). They don't lie about small things, they are brutally honest about day-to-day stuff when it has to do with your faults. However, they will lie about big things regarding their past and their career. They like to build themselves up to be something they are not. In the beginning their fears makes them look confident, as they seem strong and silent. Sometimes they are talkative and friendly, when there's an agenda. They act very interested and then become irritated, and flip flop about every 20 minutes. There's no communication or negotiation with these guys. It's their way or leave them. If you don't at least argue about it, they will disrespect you, but it has to be real hate or they cue in on it and resent you for being fake. Very judgmental and hard to predict. You can usually get them to eat out of the palm of your hand if you are "genuinely" impressed with their looks and their skills. They seem to agree with you with silence but they're only silent until they can use your information to corner you. They do not agree to anything without verbally speaking it. Assume nothing. I was never impressed with them sexually. The first few times was good, which got me hooked but after that they were very routine and didn't like me initiating anything... both even became resentful and mean if I suggested something different. Their feelings get hurt easily but if they like you enough, they'll forgive you. If you see them for who they "really" are, they may never speak to you again. You don't want to get into a battle of wills with them because you will lose. Overall, if you are interested in dating a scorpio, you need to find one who is emotionally available and mature, otherwise you will waste a lot of time playing cat and mouse games.
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 | ms-kiss my arse! (0) 11/04/2005 | im a scorpio and all i have to say is
your nuts if u judge someone by there sign.
it means nothing really its like reading the back of a novel in a book store.
once you buy the book and read it you realize its very different from what you thought it was.
cheers!
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 | JuiCyGeM (0) 11/01/2005 | i don't think there is anything wrong with them at all..i get along with them quite well, which is pretty weird considering i'm on the cusp of taurus/gemiNi lol..there fun, exciting, challenging, sexXy, & loyal what more could you ask for...so what they don't wan't to be figured out, let them be...
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 | Scorpiomom (0) 10/31/2005 | I'm a Scorpion, and wow, do I feel hated already just from reading some of the comments! It's true we can become obsessed by people/things but the wise Scorpio recognizes this and takes action to rebalance our lives. We know what we want and go after it trying not to step on toes as we go. As far as being liars goes, maybe we lie because people like to ask probing questions and analyze us and we don't like that at all! We don't feel the need to ask personal questions of others. Get to know a mature Scorpio (this has nothing to do with age) and you will find a very loyal/devoted friend. If you think your Scorpio friend is out of line (and you are pretty close) let them know gently and they will appreciate your honesty!
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 | babyblue816 (1) 10/21/2005 |  you people are stupid, what makes scorpios so bad? the fact that they dont give up? thats a stupid reason. it shows strength and determination. not giving up is the strongest trait anyone can have. believing in yourself is hard, not everyone do it. its one of the hardest thing anyone can do, and the only reason you people think its so bad is because you dont have the belief in yourself and you guys give up without fight. once its hard and once it gets tough you guys are done. thats pathetic. at least scorpios are strong and determined. what are your best qualities? we are friendly people, you just dont want to get on the bad side.... i have had many people come up to me and ask me how im so nice to people when they're so mean to me. its because i dotn want to be hated i dont like to hate, so why do you guys hate and fear scorpios? why do you avoid them? and for everyone out there dont give up on what you want. fight til the end, if you believe... you will succeed. believe in yourself and your dreams will come true... give it a try.. fight your hardest and dont let go.. miracles happen!
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 | HouseOfM (0) 08/05/2005 | I'm a scorpio, one of my best friends is a scorpio. I don't think we are bad people at all.
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 | computergal (1) 07/18/2005 |  They are very manipulative and looove to play games! They have a cat and mouse personality. They see sex as a tool for control and power over others and this is where they get their reputation for being sexy. Scorpios love to use their sign as a pick up line and that is so lame. Genitals are ruled by Scorpio, but so are STD's, constipation and colon problems. They have no friends because they use everybody and are impossible to get along with unless you play into their games. They have their moments of kindness where they feel guilty for all of the damage they've caused, but it's brief. Scorpios are also obsessive and fanatical once they devote themselves to something or somebody. They have no concept of balance and can be just as self destructive as they are destructive. They are very resentful and evil tempered. They are not very nice people. I've managed to keep Scoripio men at bay but Scorpio women are psycho sometimes. They started out as my best friends and then we became bitter enemies. They bring out the worst in anyone. They often get killed because they tend to hang out with shady people. I've met a few Scorpios who are nice, but were extremely quiet, introverted and religious. Scorpios are hardworkers and make good detectives because they are very analytical and intuitive. They also make good cops and prison guards because the dark side of life doesn't phase them. They're good with other people's money and can be generous when it suits them. If you must deal with a Scorpio I suggest that you be assertive right from the get go and don't play into their games. They'll either love you for it or leave you to find another victim. Good luck.
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 | morphingback (0) 06/26/2005 | Most insecure, controlling and self-centered sign of the Zodiac. Avoid like the plague; especially the women.
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 | X Factor Z (13) 04/15/2005 | Hot tempered and too horny!
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 | munkshaffer (0) 02/14/2005 | we as scorpios OWN...nah, each sign has weakness', strengths, advantages, disadvantages...its about balance and for people who are scoprio, evolving
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 | irishgit (138) 01/11/2005 | Anyone who judges anyone else by their astrological sign, is in serious need of medication, therapy or a better sex life.
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 | mixxin (0) 01/05/2005 | I'm Cancer, but I have to say I love this sign. Fascinating people.
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 | Aurielle (18) 12/27/2004 | I'm a Scorpio (Nov. 12) and I have to say I'm content. Reading over some of the other comments here, though, I feel rather hated. I think, for the most part, I am pretty serious and intense and it scares some people away. I also have high expectations of others and it's hard for me to fall in love, but easy to fall out. However, I'm not a pathological liar, I don't like to fight and I'm not cold. People have called me a snob because I'm quiet, but I'm just observing what's going on and waiting for the opportunity to say something brilliant. My old boss told me that being a Scorpio fits me, and I take that as a compliment.
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 | mystic mango (0) 12/19/2004 | Scorpios were traditionally known to be serious and intense, but very loyal to friends. I don't really believe all that, but it is a cool sign.
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 | alex437 (0) 12/17/2004 | They like to argue too much, but they can be sexy...when they're dead.
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 | poorrighteousteacher (0) 10/23/2004 | Sure, Scorpions are oversexed and that's great, but they are the biggest pathological LIARS I have ever come across in my life. Even after you tell them that you know they are lying to you, they will continue lying. Without fail, each and every Scorpio I've ever known in my lifetime has been a LIAR!
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 | Elf_ears13 (1) 10/18/2004 | I don't know what the big deal is, it only has to do with when you are born.
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 | lambada sweetheart (0) 10/08/2004 | I think Scorpio females are the best because we definitely know how to please our mates without trying to hard and we also fight for everything and everybody we care about.I'm a Scorpio(Nov.3)and I'm a born survivor until I die!
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 | ozai (0) 08/24/2004 | Most people that bad mouth scorpios are not scorpios.
In my experience (i am a scorpio)the people that cant handle scorpios are the ones that try to manipulate others. They fail miserably when they try to manipulate a scorpio.
Scorpios when in love, can be loving, humble and very loyal, however, is not only scorpions the ones problem their egos. Every sign has his own ego trips.
The problem with scorpios is that they do not BS. So if you are not walking your talk, you will be sting. Scorpios are strait forward.
Scorpios do not betray people, they just get rid of the people that scuck energy with out giving what they offered to give.
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 | The Scorpion (0) 08/14/2004 | The ultimate bad-ass of the zodiac. At the top of the food chain - the great white shark - and the rest of the zodiac is only too aware of that fact. They either hate us or love us. The world needs Scorpios - when the sh*t hits the fan, we can be counted on to roll up our sleeves and get in there no matter what, to get to the bottom of things and solve the problem.
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 | BullPower (0) 06/18/2004 | Wheew if ya see someone with peircing eyes and they ususally have there fist/hand on hips cocked to the side, usually starining at someone they want to argue have a talk with then your loooking at a scorpio, they like to find out about everybodys business but dont let out any news about them, there also insecure thats why they always feel there mate is cheating, they fear the thought of a real sign (i.e.taurus) coming along and steatling there hottie away.
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 | scarletfeather (47) 06/05/2004 | Scorpios are sexy and fascinating. Most Scorpios I have known are very nice, but they have many layers which makes them more captivating. UPDATE: Yes, C.C., I know they're bad, but they're so darn sexy!
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 | sodomized monkie (0) 05/23/2004 | i think that mars/pluto make people very strange. when scorpio people don't try to better themselves they are usually cold and overbearing and just stupid. but when they do it is the exact opposite. i think they are just interesting.
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 | guessflowers (0) 04/12/2004 | I'm a female pisces involved with a male scorpio and this combination alone holds the secret of scorpio and that is.....they really are not a mystery you just have to be extremely self-less with your love for them and then you will see all the layers and beyond.
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 | xpressgrl1385 (0) 03/02/2004 | i'm a scorpio (nov 13) and would not want to be anything else..i at least am very emotional but refuse to show it to anyone unless i have reason to and if i do then u should feel privelaged..i also love to be in control of everything form relationships to work and am hardworking in both aspects and yes we are very sexual..its a major part of our life so deal with it or go elsewhere if u cant handle the sting of a scorpio
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 | pitselah (0) 03/02/2004 | I think scorpios are the most intelligent sign in the zodiac. I think that the only reason they appear to be cold at times is because they, unlike less discerning signs, do not share with the world their inmost thoughts and feelings. For those of you who seem to have such a problem with scorpios I only have one bit of advise to give... stop being so shallow and narrowminded, and perhaps a scorpio will give you the time of day.
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 | wonderfulmagnitude (0) 02/03/2004 | I can't stand scorpios. I had two close female friends who are one and dated a few scorpio males. They are cold people who only care for who they choose to care for. Don't ever fall in love with a scorpio male. He will lie, cheat, and use you for sex. The females are most definately know it alls. They look down on others and none of them are worth the drama. Trust me people you don't want to get involved with these people.
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 | jgls (12) 01/12/2004 | since i am a scorpio i am probably biased, but i think most of the descriptions are very accurate. speaking for myself, i am passionate, intense and i can be overbearing and obnoxious as well. that probably is not too surprising for those who have read my posts. some of my strengths can be my faults as well, i am a truly loyal friend who may cast someone away if they don't meet my high expectations. it takes a lot for me to fall in love, but when i do it is wholeheartedly so i may appear to be disinterested or cold or dispassionate if i am not with someone who stokes my fire. most people who barely know me tend to be quite surprised when they see my intensity and passion firsthand. some are put off by it, but those who get to know me better respect the loyalty and friendship i am capable of.
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 | tvtator (5) 01/12/2004 | The most complicated and intense sign. No two Scorpios are alike. Very loyal to friends and family.
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 | steal_your_face (0) 09/13/2003 | Yay for scorpios!
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 | kolby1973 (32) 08/27/2003 | I have never gotten along well with Scorpios. They tend to be dramatic, know-it-all, overly ambitious (yes, it is possible), will do anything to get ahead, very pushy, and love to fight. I have one friend that is a Scorpio, and we fight like cats and dogs. But I will always love her. Someday I hope to meet a Scorpio that is loving. Like I have said before, it is hard to rate a sign totally, and I am sure there are great Scorpios out there. :)
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 | TheBlueWyvern (0) 05/26/2003 | Great lovers, but way too jealous!
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 | gummocatkilla (0) 05/25/2003 | Selfish whores.
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 | eighthersheyskisses (0) 05/03/2003 | scorpios are the most well-rounded sign
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 | warmTape (0) 04/20/2003 | This sign holds a place in my heart because I am madly in love with a Scorpio. I agree with Janey_Lane about the hypnotic depth in Scorpio eyes.
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 | SnapAneck4fun (0) 04/13/2003 |  ok people time to straighten everything out..i am a scorpio/scorpio meaning my sun sign and rising sign are both the same so noone knows scorpios better than the one ones who are scorpio/scorpio thats why i find everything so accurate when i read a scorpio astrology profile because many people dont even know why their sun signs dont match up with their personalities its cuz sun sign, rising sun, and moon sign all have different types of effects on u..lets get to know scorpio/scorpio's..first of all they r tough they have a lot of pride..they dont feel sorry for anyone easily but even tho they seem so cold they r extremely warm and friendly to sick, disabled people thats why they are always interested in jobs that help the society get better such as doctors, surgeons, soldiers..etc if they hate you they let u know if they love u u ll know it right away they are confident and value themselves based on their qualities they dont flatter themselves they just face the truth they dont see anyone special because of their careers or money but scorpio females are drawm to guys with money, power and pride they hate weak people and get rid of them right away they know how to use people though and after using someone they just discard unless they really meant something to them...they dont not like anything either hate or love but they r extremely extremely loyal to their lovers if they believe they found the right one there is nothing they cant do for their lovers...they are very hypersexual lol i mean scorpio is the sign of sex now imagine being scorpio/scorpio its like damn they are almost turned on all the time sex, fantasiez are never out of their minds..they are serious people but soo fun to be with once u get to know them they make a lot of jokes and are goofy u should never try to impress them cuz they will end up making fun of u once they think u r trying too hard and its a huge turn off they say things riht to ur face even if u ll get hurt they r very very intelligent and sometimes fickle if its something they want..if they want something they go after it until they die they r very ambitious and fair people but they r vengeful i mean they usually end up hating people they once loved with the same passion they get even eventually with someone who wronged them there is a lot to say about them if u wanna get more info write me an e-mail or something
Later
*scorpios are born to f*ck, kill, and conquer!!*
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 | BIGBABY (10) 02/01/2003 | All Scorpio's are perfect becuase Im one. (November 13th)
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 | sanctimoniousseahors (0) 01/06/2003 | we all know scorpio is the superior sign and in order to live a happy, fulfilling life you must first admit that. i happen to be one so of course i would know.
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 | gmanod (3) 12/23/2002 | Very sexual sign. Very excellent sign.
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 | kymgeorge1025 (0) 11/23/2002 | I think scorpios are incredible creatures, who have a lot to offer people on any level. Light or heavy. Like with anything though bad and good exist. with a scorpio you'll probably meet the best of them or the worst. the're are no in betweens with them. you either bite into a good apple or a roten one. seek the good ones and you'll never experience any one person like em.I promise.
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 | bb3fan (0) 08/08/2002 | my star sign - BRILL!!!!!!
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 | raincat (0) 09/09/2001 | Good qualities: Loyal, passionate, persevering
Bad qualities: Sign most likely to abuse others
Likes to have power over others
Best careers: Pharmacist, Communications field
Famous Scorpios: Bryan Adams, Madame Curie,
Charles Manson, Julia Roberts
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 | danmuse (0) 08/16/2001 | Loyal and sexual to a fault. An attractive and provocative sign if there ever was one. And if 2 scorpios get together, it's fun to see the sparks fly.
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 | kyes (0) 08/16/2001 | i'm not quite sure how to describe scorpios. i know so many of them, and they all seem so different. though most of them are hardworking and good-hearted. like cancers they also tend to be rather humbly understated (at least the ones i know), less concerned with calling attention to themselves than they are with simply getting to the end of the day with a slice of peace left in their minds.
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 | Janey_Lane (0) 08/02/2001 |  The Scorpio has a lot of willpower, is passionate and intuitive. But they can also be dominering och they never forget an injustice. They are mystical and fascinating. It's like their eyes see straight through you - almost hypnotic. The Scorpio is also a good judge of character and a fine diplomate. However they don't take critisism very well and anyone who has pointed out their faults gets to know they're alive! They can also seem cold but have a warm heart and are incredibly generous and loyal towards the people they care about. The Scorpio is the master of selfcontrol and rarely show their real emotions to anyone. They want to be independant and not owe a depth of gratitude to anyone. They want to be in control of every situation and seek power, but also handles it well. With determination they struggle to reach their goal, no matter what. They are very set in their ways but are often right as well. Further more, the need to be alone is very strong with Scorpios who like to go their own way.
Some famous Scorpios are: Joaquin Phoenix, Julia Roberts, Larry Flynt, Hilary Rodham Clinton, Robert F. Kennedy, Neil Young and John Adams.
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