| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | oscargamblesfro (76) 02/27/2008 | White people who get into Easter Bunny costumes and try to sell Turtle Wax at Nation of Islam services make up the bulk of this bovine sign...
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 | GenghisTheHun (168) 02/27/2008 | Taurus sign members are homicidal maniacs. Pol Pot was born on May 19.
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 | FranksWildYears (48) 02/27/2008 | You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Taurus people have BO and fart a lot. They think they are wise; they are merely opinionated.
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 | buffguy30 (0) 02/27/2008 | taureans are smelly and walk around naked at home a lot. they eat lots of fattening food.
their tastes are pretty vulgar. they are scary when angry. i will admit they are somewhat sexy though.
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 | Raymangold (0) 09/12/2007 | Stronger than I thought this sign tries hard.
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 | tl1972 (0) 06/01/2007 | Confrontational. Hardworking. Down to Earth people, but can be shallow about silly things like hair styles or clothing. Like to gossip because it builds their self esteem by looking down on other people's problems. Are proud to be affliated with groups that define them but may not participate as much as they brag they do. Talk a lot about who they want the world to see them as and then turn around a do the complete opposite and keep it a secret. Will manipulate to prove they are right or to win an argument rather than manipulate to get something.
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 | lashka (0) 04/19/2007 | Im a taurus and my Gf is gemine so u can emagine our relationship, but weve been togeather for 8 years withought cheating on each other as far as i know.She is very flertasias and im very jales, But our sex is so mind blowing everything else dousnt matter, plus shes smart,and beutiful,and shes a workcoholic and makes good mone,and i like money. But shes lazy and dosnt whant to lift a finger around the house. She whant everything handit to her like a queen she is. So i do every thing,and besides everything looks batter when i do it anyvay.
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 | JuiCyGeM (0) 11/01/2005 | i'm a cusp baby ...of taurus/gemini, & i have to say i'm proud of both! a sick combination of being..passionate,loyal,determined & devoted, never boring,quick paced & caring, we could forget about the bad sides for now lol but LETS GO BULLS =)!!!
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 | HouseOfM (0) 08/05/2005 | I don't get along well with Taurus. However, I'm not going to be mean to a sign just because they have different qualities about them than I do.
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 | computergal (1) 07/17/2005 | I find Tauruses to be sloppy and filthy. I met a few that looked and smelled like they crawled out of a garbage can. I'm sure not all are THAT bad, but they can keep an unkept appearance for the most part. They are possessive, selfish, slow, only think about money and eating and are BORING. Haven't you noticed that many of them are fat? Don't piss them off though because they go nuts on you.
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 | irishgit (138) 01/11/2005 | Anyone who judges anyone else by their astrological sign, is in serious need of medication, therapy or a better sex life.
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 | Aquaria (0) 11/03/2004 | the females of this sign r essentially loving, beautiful, romantic, and considerate if u treat them with that respect. they r, however, a tad too jealous and o i must save my reputation!. HOWEVER, the men may SEEM perfect at 1st, but they r crazy stubborn, greedy, and so traditional my brain hurts! its NOT nice the way they expect everything to BE one way, nd how they seethe at anything a little different w out even understanding the person's reasons for being this way. suspicious nutcases also, but brilliant, creative, and THE BEST TASTE too
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 | BullPower (0) 06/18/2004 | Ohh yea being born under the sign of the Bull is a blessing. We know whats up, were passionate , friendly but just tick us off then we can bring on the power of the BULL ohh yea, also we dont like wuss air ahead signs like aquarius and gemini, so if your down to earth then find ya a bull to luv.
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 | ANSGARD (1) 06/07/2004 | I am a Taurus, and i am proud of it and also i am not communist !
I am stubborn yes but i do believe in what i say and its good.
i never give in, i want to finish what i begin.
I like this sign. Plus Tauruses are very kind and they are born so creative, in fact i am a lot.
Usually they have an armonic voice and usually they are so good looking also
;-)
Taureans are also so passionate and affectionate, and ....HOT... :-)
they are good lovers, they are very VERY jealous though...so if you are a gemini...you better run away heheheheh
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 | Sanja (0) 04/30/2004 | Taurus is the best sign in zoodiac!!!..they are strong, gently, homely, godd friends...THEY ARE THE LEADERS!!
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 | whatevs (0) 04/29/2004 | taureans are the bizz!!their wicked peeps who are lovin n kind!n fun! i love em! go taureans lovin your work!
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 | tvtator (5) 01/12/2004 | Taureans are stubborn yes, but they are among the most grounded and stable. Great with money, and some like to own really nice things.
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 | madamdot (0) 11/27/2003 | Yum - tasty bull
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 | kolby1973 (32) 08/27/2003 | Definately strong, ambitious people. I can't think of anything bad about this group of people. Sometimes they can be bully type people I guess. But overall, a great group of peeps.
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 | BlondAtHeart65 (0) 07/24/2003 | one time i had a dream that i was being stampeded over by the bulls in pamplona and ever since, anything that has to do with bulls scares me.
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 | JimmyInAtlanta (0) 06/30/2003 | I don't really get along well with Tauruses - they remind me too much of being with mother - too professional, phony, stubborn, neurotic, dull, uncreative, conservative, practical. No idealism at all. Too afraid to ever take a gamble. Unwilling to initiate - more willing to join. Caught up in glamour / image. Their biggest drawback is they are far, far too stubborn and willing to argue.
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 | TheBlueWyvern (0) 05/26/2003 | Great lovers!
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 | PikaPinkyBoo (0) 05/02/2003 | a PERFECT rating for a PERFECT sign....bwahahahahaha!!!!!
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 | CaNaDiAn GuRl (0) 03/15/2003 | Because i am a taurus!!!! :)
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 | Alucard (0) 12/05/2001 | The bull!!! we are Power, Streinght, and un dying stubborness. we will do anything to get what we want. Hell Shakespeare is a Taurus! nuff said
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 | TheFreak (3) 10/05/2001 | Taurus is one strange zodiac sign. Taureans are ruled by the planet Venus. Due to this, they tend to appreciate beauty and prfer to live in the country rather than in a big city. Although not talkative, they are warm-hearted and friendly. Taureans are conservative and possesive. They do not like change very much. They can often be very lazy, but they finish any task they begin and rely on common sense. Taureans do not forget acts commited against them and tend to keep grudges. They are stubborn and can sometimes be hard to get along with. They can also get a little arrogant at times Overall, an okay sign to be ruled by. Three stars.
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 | raincat (0) 09/09/2001 | Good qualities: stable, sensual, fair-minded
Bad qualities: two-faced, materialistic, followers
Best Careers: Accountant, Real Estate Agent,
Famous Taureans: Barbra Streisand,Harold Robbins
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 | Janey_Lane (0) 08/16/2001 |  The Taurus is practical, persistent and patient, but can work kind of slow. They never do things by halfs. What they think is worth spending time over they will, and they do it thouroghly. The Taurus is more stubborn than most. When their mind is made up no argument in the world can change their views. The need for security is very strong for the Taurus. If they don't feel safe, they'll get tensed and scared. They are kind and show a great deal of hospitality. It takes a long times for the Taurus to get angry but when they do other better watch out. When they're angry, they're dangerous. Vision, hearing, feeling and sense of smell means a lot to the Taurus. They don't like changes and like when things are worked out in habit. They take things one step at a time and stubbornly strive for their goal, even when everyone else has given up. They are tireless and with their dedication and determination they can go a long way. They are shy when meeting new people and don't make friends easily. The Taurus is a jealous and suspicious sign and can take this out on friends and family. They don't like competition, which is why some of them choose friends that aren't as strong as they are. The Taurus can appear the strong and silent type but sometimes the silence can be hostillity. If someone's treated them badly they'll never forget it. The danger is when they shut their anger inside and let it lay there and grow.
Some famous Tauruses are: Adolf Hitler, Queen Elizabeth II, Fred Astaire, Saddam Hussein, Charlotte Bronte, Salvadore Dali, Audrey Hepburn, Ho Chi Minh, Karl Marx, Tchaikovsky, Socrates, Lenin, William Shakespeare and Leonardo da Vinci.
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 | kyes (0) 08/16/2001 | i only know one taurus closely. and she is definitely bull-headed and quick-tempered. but then, she is also rather spoiled, hypocritical(preaching about things she doesn't always practice), and pretentious in her arguements. but she has matured a bit in the past few years. and on the upside she can be a very fun and loyal friend, with a good set of morals... i know another taurus, but casually, while he is not outspoken or hotheaded, he is definitely hard-driven and uncompromising, full of passionate integrity.
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 | ellajedlicka21 (5) 08/15/2001 | It's my sign.
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 | glorybox3 (0) 08/12/2001 | Taurus has to be the coolest sign on the entire zodiac. And I'm not just saying this because I am one, mind you. We are born in the Spring, when all things are new and beautiful. We are patient and open minded, not to mention caring and intelligent. Now, I can't really say much about this sign seeing as though I'm not really familiar with things horoscopic, but as far as my knowledge extends, Taureans are pretty cool cats.
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