Captain Crunch

Approval Rate: 45%

45%Approval ratio

Reviews 8

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    chalky

    Sun Aug 23 2015

    Not my favorite cereal by a long-shot. However, since he lost his ship many moons ago, Crunch has certainly carved a niche in the cereal market.

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    misspackrat4je_sus

    Fri Oct 29 2010

    I enjoyed the ads when I was a kid watching Saturday morning cartoons. However, I'm not much into this type of cereal (except for maybe Peanut Butter Crunch, on occasion). My preferences these days are for Kix, Cheerios, Special K, and Life.

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    jester002

    Sat Jul 10 2010

    How else could you sell petrified cereal that was like eating a mouth full of billion year goat turds?

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    magneticd

    Fri Jun 25 2010

    5 stars to help EVEN THIS ASSHAT outrank Hook. The cereal did more damage to the roof of your mouth than the competition's 'Kellogg's Razor Flakes'.

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    irishgit

    Mon Jun 21 2010

    I thought Count Chocula finished this guy off.

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    numbah16tdhaha

    Mon Jun 21 2010

    You would think they'd promote his ass after decades of braving the treacherous milk of children's cereal bowls...

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    molfan

    Mon Jun 21 2010

    he was around when I was a kid way back in the 1960s. pretty famous for a cartoon cereal guy.not a terrible cereal if you do not mind having it get caught in your teeth.

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    automatt

    Mon Jun 21 2010

    This guy has been a breakfast cereal captain for over thirty years. Shouldn't he be Admiral Crunch by now?? They started calling Kirk the Admiral after only a few movies.