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Guinea Pig

Guinea Pigs are approximately 8-14 inches long and typically live between three and six years. They are known for being excellent pets as well as their role in scientific research.
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~@$h13y~
06/25/2008

Guinea Pig 4

i had one but she got really sick and she died

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Brenden
06/25/2008

Guinea Pig 3

I dunno.

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Jaime Lynn
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 2

Eh

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♥ Kim ♥
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 1

could care less...they look like rats

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Brian (Cool Beans)
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 1

its a big ass hampster

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Guinea Pig 5

I love Shadow!

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♥ It's Me Lil D
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 4

They are so cute

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??Cookie??
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 3

guinea pigs are alot like hampsters they smell at some times but they are very affectionate, but their cages are hard to clean.

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twansalem
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 3

I wouldn't want one, but I suppose they probably make good pets for people who just don't have the space for something like a dog.

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TorontoChaser
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 3

I guess,

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MisUnderstood
06/24/2008

Guinea Pig 3

they cant stink pretty bad

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HelloKitty09
06/23/2008

Guinea Pig 2

They taste like chicken in Ecuador

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~*Cheryl*~
06/23/2008

Guinea Pig 4

good for kids but they're smelly

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loving life
06/23/2008

Guinea Pig 3

never had1

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roxy267
06/23/2008

Guinea Pig 4

so cute

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Dawn880
06/23/2008

Guinea Pig 3

i love it when they make that cute squeky noise when they're scared

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trebon1038
06/23/2008

Guinea Pig 1

no

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*SaRaH*
06/22/2008

Guinea Pig 5

i miss mine

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Mr.Tuner
02/29/2008

Guinea Pig 2

They are cute at first but then they get really boaring!

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Jamie McBain
09/18/2007

Guinea Pig 3

They look cute, but can bite and scratch, and need their cages cleaned alot, and as stated above, have short lifespans, which means they don't make very good long time pets.

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Vudija
02/27/2007

Guinea Pig 3

I'm 50/50 on this one. I owned 2 of them and loved them dearly, but they have their flaws (as pets) too. If you don't have a lot of time to mainatin them, don't get any. Their cages need cleaned constantly, and they're foul (odor) if you don't. You also have to clip their nails, which can be a pain in a** if you've never done it before, or if you're scared you'll hurt them. They're a lot of work, and most people simply don't have the time.

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puppyloverkb
01/05/2007

Guinea Pig 3

Guinea Pigs are a great first pet! They are not prone to biting, so if you have a kid you nevr have to worry about your guinea pig biting him. They are however a little smelly if the cage is not cleaned regularly and they can be a little skittish. However, I'm sure, if handled for long periods of time that they would begin to become sweet pets. Just don't underestimate the responsibility of a living animal. A 5-10 year old will have a hard tim taking care of a guinea pig alone. Parents need to relize that they will be cleaning the cage...a lot.

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Ih8rateitall
03/10/2006

Guinea Pig 1

If it taste the same as Porky Pig then it's going on my dinner plate. I would never have a pig as a pet. That's for people in the southern part of the nation.

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MezosoicManiac
01/16/2006

Guinea Pig 3

Even uglier than rats, but still bearable.

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Guinea Pig 5

I love da guinea pigs and i love how funny they are they are so cute wen they clean them selfs yyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa guinea pigs rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ILUVDACHSHUNDS
12/05/2005

Guinea Pig 4

Iv owned guinea pigs since i was 5. I own 2 now called toffee and smudge. I think they are very cute and good natured creatures. I love them alot. the only down side is cleaning them out every week. I prefer them to hamsters.

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gord
10/10/2005

Guinea Pig 4

they are the best and i love them (sam gordon)

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AlaskanBred
08/13/2005

Guinea Pig 2

i had a guinea pig named fudge. i liked her and all, but she smelled, even when cleaned... and all she did was eat, squeal like a pig (hence the name) and eat eat eat. she sure was sweet though.but sweet doesnt amount to the mess (the mess ruined the dresser her cage was on) and noise. also, she developed a huge tumor on her side... it was kind of gross.

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mystic mango
11/26/2004

Guinea Pig 1

My friend had guinea pigs once. Every time I went over to her house, I avoided the cage because of the smell. Even when freshly cleaned, those fat, hairy creatures really stunk up their cage. After a while they moved the cage into the garage because the big rodents were always flinging their crap out of the bars and onto the carpet. Just lovely.

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Elf_ears13
10/14/2004

Guinea Pig 5

I have a guinea pig, Latte, and he is the sweetest little pet ever. He likes my dad more than me though, probably because that's who gives him the most carrots!

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Chopper_J
11/21/2003

Guinea Pig 5

I had a guinea pig when i was a kid and they have the cutest personalities i have ever seen. She was so funny when she'd get mad at me she's chomp her teeth our squeak at me. Funny little things. I'd recomend them for children because they're not as small and fragile as a hamster or gerbil and not as nippy.

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hill
07/23/2003

Guinea Pig 5

GUINEPIGS ARE VERY SWEAT ANIMALS.I HAD 2 BEFORE AND I TOOK REAL GOOD CARE OF THEM.EVERYDAY I WOULD GIVE THEM SOME FRUITS AND VEGGIES.THEY WERE MESSY AND I HAD TO CLEAN THEIR LITTER EVERYDAY.THEY DO MAKE GOOD PETS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY ALLERGIES.SOMETIMES IF YOU PET THEM WRONG THEY WILL SQUILL.THEY LIKE TO BE PETED DOWNWARD NOT UPWARD.THEY LOVE TO SPEND TIME WITH HUMANS AND LOVE TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES.

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Snoopy
02/12/2003

Guinea Pig 4

Guinea pigs are adorable and so fun to watch. They can really smell though, and some have a tendency to bite.

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enchanceaa
02/10/2003

Guinea Pig 2

They are cute but they make the worst noise Ive ever heard.

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Jan168301
12/15/2002

Guinea Pig 2

Guinea pigs are cute but they stink

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Jason1972
10/29/2002

Guinea Pig 4

They're cute and sometimes cuddly but it doesn't take them long to leave a smell and you have to clean their cages out pretty often, especially if they stay in a four foot cage. The long haired ones seem kind of tempermental but they're fun to feed.

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CastleBee
01/29/2002

Guinea Pig 2

I worked in a pet shop for awhile when I was in college and have to say that these little buggers scare me - a group of them even had staring roles in one of my nightmares once. I'm not usually afraid of too many things but they make a sound that is just plain creepy! They also move really erratically and you can tell right away they are not into being picked up - they don't seem too crazy about being touched period. I would pick up one of the tarantulas we sold in that shop before I'd touch a guinea pig.

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josefinas
12/09/2001

Guinea Pig 5

I own a guinepig myself, her name is Tove and we have been soulmates for around four years now. She's always there for me, she wakes me up in the morning with her sound (they sound a little like pigs really) She is always friendly, and I never have to watch TV alone. She likes just the same shows as I do! Guinepigs are great pets. Just belive me!

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