Well, there are worse haircuts. But let's leave mullets in the 80s.

Well gollllllleeeee, smack my face and call me Zsa Zsa - nothing spells missing chromosomes like this abortion of a haircut. Eeeeek!

This haircut represents the very essence of the 1980's. Business in front, party in the back. You can be both a rebel and a conformist at the same time.

After I'm gone, I'd like to be remembered by the words business in the front, party in the back. What a perfect concept. And Mullets are perfect. The haircut that has spawned hundreds of Web sites is more of a cultural phenomenon than simply a fashion statement. If I ever have a kid, I will force them to wear a mullet. Even if it's a girl.