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Osbournes

Added on 12/01/2003
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beach_bunny692 001
02/28/2003

Osbournes 5

I absolutely love it! Should be on 7 nights a week!!

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pigwiggle
02/28/2003

Osbournes 5

I was AMAZED to find that I ENJOYED the show. Its surprisingly interesting.

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philc
02/27/2003

Osbournes 4

Somehow you can get hooked on this show. Hate the language, but it's nice to see a rock singer who really loves his wife and is caring. It also shows the state of mind he is in and how drugs have deteriorated his personality. It's interesting.

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SMTN
02/23/2003

Osbournes 1

What the hell happened to Ozzy??? I remember when he was the Prince of Darkness! rocking with Black Sabbath, biting the heads of bats and doves, making some good rock and roll songs like "bark at the moon, crazy train, no more tears. Now he has become and MTV darling, being put in the same level as talentless hacks such as Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Nelly and Eminem. What is even more sad is that you have these so-called "hardcore Ozzy fans" who never even heard any of Ozzy's great music, but think they are loyal fans because they watch the show. Ozzy does not belong on TRL, or on the E channel or on ET or access hollywood or on the Rosie O donnel show, he belongs out there rocking his music.

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Jason1972
02/19/2003

Osbournes 4

A funny, dysfunctional family. Though, I can only watch so much of it, though. I get tired of having to turn on the captions feature on my TV just so I can make out what Ozzy is saying. I hope Sharon pulls through with her cancer.

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Theatre_Bug_05
02/17/2003

Osbournes 5

Love this show.

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AlphaThetaGamm a
02/15/2003

Osbournes 5

As a youth, I loved Black Sabbath and Ozzy when he went solo. He has an incredible voice that is truly unique. On his television show, he brings a sense of mortality and commonality to everyone through his tribulations with his wife, children and pets. When one thinks of rock stars, one thinks sex, drugs and rock and roll. Ozzy may of had his share of these in his day, but he truly shows his love for his family in a ****ing big way! Sharon is an angel. Her love for her family extends through any altercation. She is thoughtful and considerate of others and has the patience that we all envy. Kelly is a little brat, but she's a teenager. I was much like her when I was that age, so hopefully she'll grow out of it. Jack seems like a dweeb, but he adds to the diversity of the family and helps make the show click. Ozzy is a riot and I can understand why Sharon loves him so much, as he does her.

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nora
01/31/2003

Osbournes 1

nothing nice to say

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lostosbourne
01/14/2003

Osbournes 5

This is my favorite show. I have loved Ozzy since I was a little girl and to see him in his every day life is really cool.

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ashleys
12/06/2002

Osbournes 1

I have to use this as a place to share what I think of Kelly Osbourne's singing career. The first time I saw her perform I thought it was some sort of joke. Well, I found out it's not. And that's sad. It's apparent that she's out there because of Daddy, but why oh why do we have to be subjected to it? I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I accidentally catch a glimpse of her "talent." The one thing I always make sure to do is run away, very quickly.

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Amy55Rose
12/04/2002

Osbournes 3

I have to admit that the Osbournes is truly funny! But one can only take so much of watching the bratty kids fight and the dogs throwing up EVERYWHERE.In one episode, Ozzy is being served dinner in a private chamber by a butler and the butler brings him the beautiful piece of art that is his dinner. Then he sits there, stabbing his fork blindly at the plate, trying to obtain the food unsuccessfuly until he swears and gives up. This is because he is BRAINDEAD! In his younger years of making music and biting the heads off of small animals, he took drugs constantly in huge amounts, and now look at him. This is the best anti-drug advertisementI have ever heard of! When your kids watch The Osbournes, just tell them "This will be you in 40 years if you take drugs! So go Osbournes! But please, people, don't take this show too seriously!

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CastleBee
12/03/2002

Osbournes 4

I take it back – I take it back! To do otherwise would be beyond hypocritical by now. Yes, yesssss! I am mesmerized by this out of control bunch. I’m not in love with their potty mouths, but once you get past all the bleep bleep, what is left are some oddly genuine people here. You really wouldn’t think so on the surface level and I’m not saying they aren’t in this to (as son Jack blatantly admitted) “milk it for all it’s worth”. Of course they are – that’s what Ozzy is about anyway for the love of small, yapping dogs! Once you realize there’s been no real departure from original character in any of their cases, you start to see the people involved. I felt certain I did the other day when Ozzy was being interviewed by Greta (I just gotta face lift) VanSustren. I’m sorry, but I would debate the issue with any of his detractors who might deny that that this man is not completely and sincerely in love with his wife. He even said he’s been doing a lot of praying over the last months as his beloved Sharon battles colon cancer. And it was obvious that he meant it. I feel like it’s fairly easy for most anyone to spot a phony baloney these days especially one in show biz. But as for me, I now say…call them nutters, wackos, eccentric, bizarre or whatever…but the Osbournes are the Osbournes and for that, and some really off the wall, unique entertainment value, I have to give them credit.

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Osbournes 5

I LOVE JACK OSBOURNE!!!!!

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jbjb
11/28/2002

Osbournes 4

It's pretty funny but it can get aa little annoying with all the "BLEEEEEEPS". And I feel bad for jack and kelly because their parents are even cooler than they are!

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Osbournes 5

Ozzy &Sharon Osbourne made a wonderful decision to accept a position at MTV. I think Ozzy is such a wonderful musician, and Sharon is very lucky. Obviously we only see what is broadcast on TV, but I think your children are so bratty, you need to discipline them some more. Your daughter, Kelly, had very little respect on the Jay Leno show. Your son is very disrespectful as well. It seems that Ozzy & Sharon have very much love for each other and that is what I find so wonderful. I will always be an Ozzy fan, & Sharon, I love you too. But please, Tell your children to have a little respect!!!!!!

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wendi1bird
11/27/2002

Osbournes 5

This is truly a show you either hate or you love. I was taught if I couldn't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, so I, of course, love the Osbournes! Ozzy has been so misunderstood through the years (yes he has a drinking problem, he used to do drugs, etc). I am glad to see the non-concert side of him!! He truly loves his wife and appreciates what she has given him! No they aren't the best parents, but who is!! I know I have made my share of mistakes!!

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mandy1979
11/25/2002

Osbournes 5

I think the show is great!!!!!

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Molfan
11/25/2002

Osbournes 4

I would really give this about a 3.5 or almost 4. It is not so bad as reality shows go. If you can get past the bleeped out foul words. It can sometimes be amusing. I am not one for most of the reality shows. One thing I like is you can tell tht Ozzy really adores his wife. even when everyone seems to be fighting. I have only seen a few of the shows from the first season and I will be curious to see what will happen the second season.{especially since Sharon is battling cancer} I do not think I would watch this every week but every now and then I would not mind tuning in.

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Soul_Searcher
11/09/2002

Osbournes 4

Love the osborne's. It normalizes Ozzy in some ways while making him seem totally off in others....But hey you can say that about just about anybody if you see their life as up close and personal as we can see his. I like it because it gives people a chance to see Ozzy from several different perspectives which should be the way we all look at people.

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DeathRattle
10/28/2002

Osbournes 5

Watching the Osbournes is like watching Ozzy's angsts on the stage. The only difference here is that the entire family (except Aimee....yet she somehow still tends to wreck Kelly's life off camera) is involved. It sure will be a lot of fun then.

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addicted
10/28/2002

Osbournes 2

i have laughed, true enough, but i refuse to watch it anymore. i liked alot of ozzy's music, and could appreciate that he was a "character" while performing on stage. (well, that's what i convinced myself of anyway) this show to me is SOOO sad. bad parenting, very poor examples for their children, and very twisted children as a result.

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gillianleigh
10/27/2002

Osbournes 5

i love them!the are #*#%!great

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Terror K
10/26/2002

Osbournes 1

Anyone who finds humour in this is a pathetic low-brow moron as far as I'm concerned. Is this what quality TV is supposed to be? It's overrated. just plain stupid and only popular because of it's constant swearing and a so called "reality" show (Yeah, it's not staged or anything!) of the grandfather of 'eavy metal. It's pure crap. You'd have to be as stoned as Ozzy to find this good.

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lukskywlkr.
10/24/2002

Osbournes 4

I probably shouldn't, but I like this show. Strange thing is, I never really was a big fan of Ozzy's music. I find it really entertaining to watch how his family interacts with each other. I just can't believe the way they talk to each other. Maybe that's how they communicate with each other: to see who can talk to loudest.

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wisdomrace
09/17/2002

Osbournes 5

Makes my family look normal!

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alphytha
07/31/2002

Osbournes 5

This show is the BEST thing ever to grace TV! Go Lola!

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straightup0200
07/24/2002

Osbournes 5

The Best Family ever, They are real nothing fake and atleast Jack and Kelly can talk to thier parents, unlike most of us. I think they are the best parents and I i hope they write a book on how to become the incredable parents they are. I would read it twice , just to have that kind of relationship with my kids.

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Janey_Lane
07/23/2002

Osbournes 4

I really wasn't expecting to like this show because 1) I'd never heard of Ozzy Osbourne 2) I hate reality shows (Jackass has been the notable exception). But this show is good, really good. No I don't think this is the average American family, they're British aren't they? Watching Kelly and Jack (and the animals, Sharon and Ozzy) is such fun; although I am still not a fan of Ozzy's or Kelly's music. In short, this is an entertaining program if you're not easily offended.

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hoopsgirl_24
07/22/2002

Osbournes 5

i love this show so much! i know many people out there think it's stupid and just a way to make money - but hey, if that's their goal they are doing a damn good job of it! Sure, this show may not portray the typical american family - but just who is the "typical" american family. I think if people took some time to look at the big picture they would see the show isn't so bad! If you think about it the Osbournes live their life the way most humans do! All the other family shows you see are scripted and not an every day thing! THE OSBOURNES ARE JUST THAT - an every day family. Their conversations are real, not read from some dumb script! Ozzy and Sharon are normal parents that love and care for their kids no matter what! Ozzy is not the same old nut case he used to be! He loves his kids and his wife more than anything in the world! And Jack and Kelly are like any other 16 and 17 year old! They are partying and having a good time like kids like to do! They love and respect their parents even if they don't show it! They both know they would be nothing w/o their rents and they are thankful for that! Anyway the bottom line is that i like this show because it's not scripted and in my eyes shows how a family lives their life! It maybe not be the way you live your live but it's how the Osbournes choose to live theirs - and who is anyone to judge that?

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sfalconer
07/18/2002

Osbournes 5

This is hysterical we watched it last night and I was in tears if you have not seen this you must. Even if you are not a Ozzy fan it is still very funny and real.

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Jedigirl
07/17/2002

Osbournes 4

I have found the Osbournes to be quite an entertaining reality show to watch, yet I am surprised on how "simple" Ozzy is......he certainly isn't the bat eating devil I percieved him to be, just because he swears every five minutes doesn't classify him as the prince of darkness. And kelly needs some dicipline, if a 17 year old girl still throws fits.....the parents should worry. My favourite Osbourne would have to be Sharon, so down to earth and nice. I was a little dissapointed at the first episode, it seemed quite boring and I was tempted not to watch it again, but I gave it a chance and every week seems to get better, I just hope this show doesn't give any other hollywood stars any ideas!.....

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marsobig
07/16/2002

Osbournes 2

As the season wrapped up I noticed that I was starting to get tired of these characters. When I first caught a glimpse of Kelly's horrible music video I knew that I wasn't going to be able to tolerate them anymore. I still like Ozzy. He's so spastic that it makes him endearing. The wife, I have mixed feelings about. I saw her on Howard Stern. She was being a total c%@t with Insane Clown Posse. I wanted to see her get her a&@ kicked.

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frigger
06/15/2002

Osbournes 5

To see this legend of a man and his family live there lives in front of me was a thrill my thanks go out to all involved. OZZY you can always get a job as a standup you are hilarious.

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Survivorfan1
06/13/2002

Osbournes 5

I love this show! It is the funniest on TV right now. It's the one show on MTV I'll actually watch. Some people say it's just a gimmick or passing fad, but I say, hop on the Crazy Train with the rest of us because OZZY RULZ!! My favorite scenes have been the one where he fell backwards out of that chair and when the dogs were making a mess in the house. I can't wait for the next season. Sharon is one cool lady too!

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Brandi500
06/13/2002

Osbournes 5

KELLY ROCKS!

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nikkybabee
06/13/2002

Osbournes 4

The show's been off the air for at least a month now, but the web site just keeps giving! Tons of new Video clips and E-cards at http://www.theosbournesonline.com. I don't know if my papa's gonna understand why I'm sending him a clip of Ozzy in drag to celebrate Dad's day, but there's only one way to find out!

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deedee4333
06/05/2002

Osbournes 5

They are just sooo disfunctional how can you say they arent great?!! They are soo funny, and different, that its great...

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jaksabbath
06/03/2002

Osbournes 4

I've been a fan of Ozzy's for about 30 years. I didn't think I could be any more into him, but this t.v. show really cradles my nutsack in a warm, fuzzy, funny way. I just followed a link to their web site at http://www.theosbournesonline.com and fell out of my chair laughing at the video clips. Best part: brand spankin' new Father's Day and Grads e-cards. Ozzy lives.

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jjcsays
05/26/2002

Osbournes 5

I CAN'T WAIT for the new series to begin! In the meantime, there are six new video clips and Kelly's new "Papa Don't Preach" song with Incubus posted at theosbournesonline web site. MORE! NOW! Go there and get your fresh Osbournes fix...

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clevelandrocks girl
05/15/2002

Osbournes 4

I have never laughed so hard at a television show!!!!!

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Talena
05/12/2002

Osbournes 5

This show is so hilarious...I can't get enough of it. My favorite "Osbournes" moment was when Ozzy fell backwards out of his chair and Zakk and the others just rolled their eyes and laughed...that was the epitomy of funny. I am a big metalhead myself, but oddly enough I never really liked Ozzy until I watched the Osbournes...they remind me of my family, in a way. It is a shame that the season is over, hopefully they will do at least one more season...that is, if Kelly and Jack aren't getting tired of the cameras following them around wherever they go.

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Missi Marie
05/11/2002

Osbournes 5

I think,no, I KNOW this show is da bomb!The family is a trip. Did any of yall see tha episode when kelly lost her dad's credit card?well, anywayz..all i have to say is that this show rocks

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Sibelius19
05/09/2002

Osbournes 1

A senseless gimick. I don't know how anybody can call him a "normal everyday american father" or say that their family represents american families in any way shape or form. This is just a cheap and stupid way to rake in the doe; another one of those stupid gimicky reality shows, only without the competition. What's Ozzy's IQ? Anybody know? Just hearing these people talk makes my blood boil. That's if I can even tell what they are saying. Even when you can tell what Ozzy says it defies all logic and sense. So then you just feel bewildered and confused while you try to make up a completely new form of logic in your mind to try and understand what he just said.... Then your brains farts, and you spontaniously combust.....er ok, enough of that. That may have been exaggerated... sorry. I'll put it more bluntly: THE SHOW SUCKS!!!

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Lord Luzifer
05/08/2002

Osbournes 5

it's hilarious!!! and allways entertaining... i really like Kelly and the mother.

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kathrynimhoff
05/08/2002

Osbournes 4

We look forward to this show and hunger for more when it ends. We even watch the reruns to pick up lost tid bits of Ozzy's mumblings. Ozzy is the typical American dad- befuddled but working like a dog to bring in the pay check. Sharon is the typical mom- running the show, the ring master. Ozzy really is sweet in his own demented ineffectual way. It was nice to see the montage of actual hugs and kisses last night. I was beginning to think they never touched. Bring on season 2 ASAP.

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wickedday_4155 7
05/08/2002

Osbournes 5

This show is the Best T.V. show out there. I watch it every tuesday at 10:30 on MTV. Jack is soooooo hott!!!!! *Wonders if he is single* But yea I give it the total 5 stars....Great show guys!!!

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ozzy1geni
05/05/2002

Osbournes 5

I have been a fan of ozzy for many many years and i say this is just the start of people realizing who ozzy really is . SO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO UNDERSTAND WHO AND WHAT HE IS ALL ABOUT THREW OUT THE YEARS AND DECIDED TO LABLE HIM CAN NOW CAN STAND IN LINE AND CONSECUTIVELY KISS HIS ASS!

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kdjacobs
05/04/2002

Osbournes 5

Look forward to the show every week! We love it!!!!!

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BrandlerChandl er
04/30/2002

Osbournes 5

I look forward to Tuesday nights @ 10:30 to watch this show!! THIS SHOW'S HILARIOUS!!!! One of my favs!

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joeysmithdracu la
04/28/2002

Osbournes 5

i think the show is great , i just wish there were less freinds this is a show about them not their freinds . i love it that sharon and ozzy are togther that makes the show . also i would like to see the kids becoming more independent , like going to college and things over all great show it's not on enough though 10 of us all call when this is on ...i hope it starts to be all every night ...joey

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