It might be short....but, boy is it skinny. Update: Man, I knew it. 10 seconds after I posted this some moron clicked unhelpful. Get a sense of humor, idiot...unless I unknowingly just decribed your own predicament. I then apologise. I don't certainly don't condone making fun of the disabled.

Come on PBeavr cut me some slack...ive tried everything out there to get it bigger...i've even glued it to an oscar myer wiener but the dogs ate it with gusto...so now im a depressed pirate but i like it...its a pirates life for me! boy-o