Nespresso Crystal Edition Coffee Maker ($4,000)

Bedazzled with 3,100 Swarovski-crystals and all the coffee-making essentials. Cost: $4000
Item added by Jester002. Added on 12/13/2010
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FranksWildYear s
12/17/2015

Nespresso Crystal Edition Coffee Maker ($4,000) 5

I think if you have four grand to encrust your kitchen appliances with crystal you probably aren't making your own fucking coffee. Furthermore, I don't think Consuella really gives a shit whether she's making you your morning brew in a fancy bedazzled machine or a $24 Mr. Coffee from Target.

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Chalky
12/17/2015

Nespresso Crystal Edition Coffee Maker ($4,000) 2

$4k for a coffee maker actually sounds reasonable compared to some other items on this list. Nespresso is pretty good, but I really don't think the crystals add $3700 to a Nespresso machine one can get for about $300.

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Djahuti
12/17/2010

Nespresso Crystal Edition Coffee Maker ($4,000) 1

I don't think they're gonna put Dunkin Donuts out of business with this one.What the hell are swarovski crystals doing on a coffee machine? These jerks must have "swarovsky encrusted" Dildos,too !!!

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Jester002
12/13/2010

Nespresso Crystal Edition Coffee Maker ($4,000) 3

I love my Java in the morning, but even the Folgers coffee I buy would be embarassed to go in the hopper of that thing.

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