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Budweiser

Established in 1861, Budweiser is a pilsner beer brewed in United States by Anheuser-Busch.
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CzechMate
11/14/2007

Budweiser 1

Shame on their beer and a bigger shame on their monopoly for stealing their name from the real king of beers Budvar (now called Czechvar in fine stores).

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Drummond
10/26/2007

Budweiser 3

I'm not a fan of the major distributor beers, but I have to admit it's pretty good.

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riderofwaes
09/23/2007

Budweiser 1

budweiser and these super large industrial american breweries should be shut down and real beer brewing should be allowed to continue. Damn idiots who drink solely to get drunk.

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Actizol
06/08/2007

Budweiser 4

Budweiser is good here because we can not get some imported beers and its pretty good im only 15 and I dont get those headaches you guys are talking about

and by the way : drinking froms cans SUCKS

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windchime
05/15/2007

Budweiser 1

Go ahead, Dude! Drink this beer & you won't be sleeping w/me, next to me or in the same dwelling as me. People who drink this beer are always farting stinky beer farts. Eeeew.

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linemanrt60
04/09/2007

Budweiser 2

I expected this to be higher up on the list of mass produced beers but I am pleasently surprised to find it right wher it belongs.  Not really any worse than Miller or other mass produced beers but I just have something againts it, maybe because it's advertised like a beer to fit everyone (of which there is no such thing).

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cybergimmick
03/30/2007

Budweiser 4

I don`t like the taste of it but i like the TV spots.......
WAZZUP!!!!!

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jkarlberg
03/20/2007

Budweiser 5

men drink budweiser, smoke mealboro and sip copenhagen

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AEnzhRu
03/17/2007

Budweiser 1

I've consumed exactly two...and only two alcolholic beverages in my life.  The first one was a can of Budweiser approximately three years ago...and the other was a small bottle of Miller High Life.  Here is my scientific analysis of the two alcoholic beverages and the physiological effects of alcohol in general: The Budweiser tasted somewhat like mineral water with a slight off-taste of barley.  It wasn't bad tasting, but there certainly wasn't anything enticing or great about the taste either.  Within minutes, I could literally feel the alcohol spreading throughout my entire body, through the veins, like a cold, metallic substance.  Within a half hour I noticed that I felt somewhat relaxed and it seemed like my brain/thought processes slowed an iota -just noticeably.  I certainly wasn't "drunk" after one drink but I did notice the effects, though they were minimal.  The taste of the Miller High Life was even much less to my liking than the Budweiser.  It was much stronger than the Budweiser -for the worse.  Very repulsive.  The effects were the same as with the Budweiser.  In my experience, scientifically I would liken the effects of alcohol and consider it analogous to envenomation by a black widow spider (based on what I've read about black widow envenomation) but on a much smaller level:  When alcohol is in the system it feels like a poison, a venom.  On a very minute, almost indiscernable degree, the body's natural processes and vigor unnaturally slowed and sickened.  It was a physiological and psychological relief, in both instances, when the alcohol was completely out of my system.  I've never had any natural desire or propensity towards alcohol (or drugs, tobacco, and other despicable crap for that matter), unlike most people, and experimenting with alcohol leaves me only more bewildered and confused that anyone...much less seemingly everyone could find a venomous substance that tastes like crap, smells like crap, and upsets and slows one's physical system...attractive or appealing.  Whatever the appeal is in consuming alcohol, psychologically or physiologically is completely below my comprehension and something that I would probably only relate to or understand if I was born a lot lower on the scale of spiritual progression, hence, humanity. 

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jasegub
01/18/2007

Budweiser 1

PISS BEER, i would rather drink my own urine, only nascar fans drink this crap. If this beer was the only one offered at a bar i would leave. The only people that should drink this CHEAP BEER is rednecks and nascar fans, (same thing) i guess.

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NOLApro
09/04/2006

Budweiser 1

Just be honest about it, Bud IS pisswater! What other beer you know of has rice in it? They say the rice is to give it a lighter taste but I think it's to cut the cost of this mass produced, overrated, liquid mess. OK, I won't just bad mouth Bud, I'll give legit reasons why I don't like it.
1. No character
2. Too carbonated, like sprite
3. Have to drink 5 of em to get a buzz
4. German beers are available
5. Canadian beers are available
6. Microbrews are available
7. Local brewhouses are open almost every day in most major cities
8. Better American mass produced beers available

On the flip side, thier marketing execs are geniuses. The real men of genius commercials still make me laugh and the TV ads really make the beer look delicious and appealing but the bottom line is:

THE PRODUCT STINKS LIKE MOOSE SWEAT!

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Budweiser 1

Most disgusting red neck beer around.

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Limpin' Trenchfoot
07/17/2006

Budweiser 1

It's OK for cleaning birdsh*t off your car windscreen. Other than that I cant find any other uses for it.

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masters
05/31/2006

Budweiser 3

I used to love drinking it before but now I can't handle those heavy hangovers. Grrrrr...

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irishgit
03/10/2006

Budweiser 1

Swill. Watery, puerile swill at that. It is fit for rinsing pigs.

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Ih8rateitall
03/10/2006

Budweiser 5

Attention my fellow rateitall.com reviewers, hang your heads in shame. This is America's beer. Now America is a proud woman, she doesn't like to ask her boys for compliments, but I tell you mister, this beer is the best beer, the beers of beers. Simply put, it's America's beer. This beer should be at the top. Some beer named Fat Tire Amber Ale got better ratings!

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Miller4Life
02/20/2006

Budweiser 1

Budweiser, plain and simply, sucks! Miller beers are by far the best main stream american beers. First of all, rice shouldn't be used to make budweiser, MGD is 10 times better tasting. Bud light, nasty!!!!!! Busch Light, even more nasty.......Drink miller!

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JohnSpina
02/11/2006

Budweiser 3

Can beer make you smart?It made Bud Wiser.

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CanadaSucks
02/04/2006

Budweiser 2

Flat, mass-produced, yellow swill. . .

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sfalconer
02/04/2006

Budweiser 2

The only thing it has going for it is that you can get it any where but its not a very good beer and if you like it a lot then you need to try some different brew because this is not the best.

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dennicm
12/13/2005

Budweiser 5

Best American macrobrew hands down. I am Canadian and usually drink Canuck beer, or artsy Eurobeer, but I always have time for a Budweiser once in a while. Crisp and very refreshing, and I never get hung over on the stuff.

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Midwest
09/09/2005

Budweiser 1

Simply can not understand why, when there are so many great beers out there, people drink this.

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earthbound
04/14/2005

Budweiser 2

Giving it a 2, because, in spite of its multiple failings, it does contain alcohol after all and a friend in need, etc.. Now back to the beer. As a beer, just terrible. One of the worse factors is the unfavorable buzz/hangover ratio. The low alcohol means you drink more to get the same buzz as other beers, but presumably the additives or whatever give you (or me anyhow) a skull-splitting headache, even after drinking relatively little of the stuff. On a side note, if you ever wondered why people in Marketing earn high salaries, go to Germany and witness, mouth agape, as certain guileless Germans pay more in a local bar for imported Budweiser than their own excellent domestic, because they feel that they are having something truly American. Now that is a success of good marketing, spinning straw into gold. Who would have thought you could export Bud to Germany and sell it to Germans, but there you have it.

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GARMAT
03/20/2005

Budweiser 4

There is nothing like a cold Budweiser in a can. Good Stuff.

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lorne
03/02/2005

Budweiser 1

BUDRICER , stop using rice in beer, it's not sake.

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spellbound5719 69
02/24/2005

Budweiser 2

Pure domestic filth.

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James76255
02/16/2005

Budweiser 4

As taste goes, I like Bud in a bottle, but it sure doesn't like me. When it started getting to rough on the old gut, I had to switch to something else. I'll still give it a 4 for old times sake.

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Titan87
02/13/2005

Budweiser 3

At least I can drink this stuff unlike the crappy tasting bud light. That stuff is horrible. Budweiser gets the job done and wont get you so screwed up that youll settle for girls that normally dont meet the standards. I learned my lesson from the last time i was drinking and settled for a sub par girl. (LL). Anyway, its good stuff!

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jaypunkrawk
02/11/2005

Budweiser 3

better than Bud Light as far as flavor goes

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meo
02/04/2005

Budweiser 5

Always have and always will be the king of beers.

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Skizero
01/24/2005

Budweiser 5

screw it, i like Budweiser. i dont care. its the quintessential bad American beer. looks like urine, and is carbonated more than some sodas. always cheap in bars, even in a dump like NYC.

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BCSUX
01/17/2005

Budweiser 1

Tastes Awful. Coors Light is a lot better.

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tocwelsh
12/24/2004

Budweiser 1

Another awful brew from the States, colored water, no body, no taste, no anything, should never carry the phrase King of beers, who ever made that statement must have been drunk!!!!

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dragonman
10/25/2004

Budweiser 2

This beer gives me a headache and a horrible hangover, it contains a lot of rice in the brew so this could have something to do with...the beechwood doesn't help either.

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Djahuti
10/17/2004

Budweiser 2

Only drinkable on tap,in cans it's pee-flavored.If you must drink it,get it VERY cold.There are many superior generic beers to chose from.

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jgls
09/12/2004

Budweiser 1

tastes like it was filtered through a clydesdale.

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ClassicTVFan47
09/12/2004

Budweiser 1

Like all beer, this one serves no purpose. Let's shut them down!

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bibliophile
09/12/2004

Budweiser 2

Widely available, but this beer does not offer any special taste. I have spoken with many people who get a splitting headache after having only one of these beers. I get that headache too, so I won't drink this beer now.

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LilJennie23
09/09/2004

Budweiser 1

may be the King of sales but it's the pits in taste

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owl1962
08/25/2004

Budweiser 1

Classic swill.

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hotel283
06/24/2004

Budweiser 3

the beer is okay for american beer, kind of boring and utter urine when drunk from a can....to drink beer out of the can is the worst thing you could possibly do and you Americans live for it, what are you? Five year olds? Start drinking out of glass bottles and join the rest of us in the developed world

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Gehrig
06/19/2004

Budweiser 1

This barely wins the battle of which would I rather drink Wino piss or Buttwiper... too close to call... this is putrid garbage for those who just want to get drunk...

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phuggue
06/01/2004

Budweiser 1

With all the other choices out there, why would anyone drink this stuff? It tastes like it came from the bottom of a swill bucket. I would rather gargle with glass chips than drink this garbage.

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hollosd
04/04/2004

Budweiser 1

Budweiser.. *vomits repeatedly* 'nuff said..

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Guava Monkey
04/02/2004

Budweiser 1

I'd rather lick dog's wee off a nettle. Quite the worst beer I've ever drunk and in over 20 years of drinking I've tasted hundreds of beers from around the world. It has no flavour except for water that's been used to boil rice in.

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RollinsPunk
03/28/2004

Budweiser 3

OK beer, at least it's fairly drinkable cold and after youve opened, started a conversation, forgotten about the beer, then went back to it. Still falls under the 'cheap beer' category in my book. Oh yea, and its usually pretty fresh, nothing worse than a stale beer, especially a crappy one.

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froggy10
03/18/2004

Budweiser 3

It's drinkable. Quality is always good and the price is right, but that's all it's going for it. Taste is too sweet. Finish is too dry.

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ishbit23
03/09/2004

Budweiser 1

I was forced at gunpoint to put a star on this. Drink up, all you side show freaks!

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irishwiskey#1
02/20/2004

Budweiser 1

WHY BOTHER DRINKING

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DickWeener
02/09/2004

Budweiser 2

One of the worst beers agreed....It goes down rough, I can taste it is shlag.....

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