jazzybee 08/20/2004
Miller Lite is my favorite, but I will drink High Life if there is nothing else available. The colder it gets, the better it tastes, but if gets warm as you drink it, it is some very very nasty beer.
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Gehrig 06/19/2004
Beer snobs are funny... if it has a new label, you love it. What happened to appreciating a fine pilsner. Oh yeah - if it doesn't mention it in a commercial - you have no clue what it is. Think for yourself... drink for yourself.
roblinb 11/09/2003
If 'High Life' means like how the guys that illegally jump on trains or people that are on welfare are livin' it large, then HELL YEAH this rules! This sh*t is so bad it will make your teeth fall out and your stomach crawl out your belly button and run away! It messes you up, but just stick to Lysol, okay?
Dragon 5 08/08/2003
Classic redneck beverage of choice. It's only marginally better than Natural Light, so why spend the extra money. Why did I drink it? It was offered to me and it's impolite to refuse a cold beer on a hot day.
kolby1973 06/13/2003
There was a time that I really enjoyed this beer. It used to be very tasty and smooth. It still has some good qualities, but as the price of it goes down, you can tell the taste does as well.
Moosekarloff 06/06/2003
Gravely urine in a bottle/can. Miller High Life once called itself "The Champagne of Bottled Beers." More like the "Nighttrain Special of Bottled Beers," I think. This swill isn't even beer: it's a malt beverage that's artificially carbonated and subject to accelerated aging via chemical intervention. It supposedly takes 28 days to brew and bottle a Heineken and 8 days to do the same with a Pissweiser. It only takes 4 days to churn out a bottle of this wee-wee. Makes your stomach feel like an army of red ants is building a colony. Will give you a three-day hangover with only moderate use. This product is only suited for very old negroes who have a stomach full of ulcers and are constantly in severe gastric distress anyway. They won't feel any difference.
jpdols 05/01/2003
As beers go you can beat it for the price and quality.
viperguy96 11/06/2002
Miller Low Life! Smells like the crap women get their hair permed with. Doesn't taste much better either.
aflx 06/13/2002
It's not fair to compare High Life to imports or microbrews on a taste scale, but for what it is, High Life is not bad.
loki13 03/08/2002
The best American beer and you can get it real cheap.
kyes 02/04/2001
good for girly tastebuds like mine
Al-Davis-Lives! 09/05/2000
I'd like to be able to give the High Life a higher rating but I just can't do it in good conscience. I gotta say though of all the Buds and Coors and Busch level beers out there I like the High Life the best. I don't know what it is maybe it's because this was the beer my dad used to drink when I was a kid and it has something to do with getting a sip of Dad's beer that makes this one strike a cord but I if you give me a choice of the above I'll take the Miller everytime.
magellan 10/30/1999
The worst beer on the planet.
anne416om 10/26/1999
Gotta love the High Life. Great TV commercials. Nice and cheap beer that you need to get pretty cold to enkoy. Not so pleasant when it comes out the next morning.
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