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thestagemanage r
11/22/2003

Smirnoff 3

This is perhaps the most balanced drink ever bottled. Neither cheap nor expensive, neither harsh nor excellent. It's simply neutral alcohol for a neutral price.

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tricky
04/30/2003

Smirnoff 2

If I don't have much money this is what I buy. This stuff is wretched stright up, but if you mix it with water or orange juice then it's tolerable.

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Buyer
02/08/2003

Smirnoff 1

Crap

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EricTKO
11/30/2002

Smirnoff 5

Smooth......my first choice in Vodka.

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monkezuncle
11/20/2002

Smirnoff 1

I can't belive I actually have to write a review for something so transperently cheap and awful. Smirnoff hs dressed it up, added flavors but still can't hide the taste. Cheap, smooth as a cheesegrater and what a horrid hangover. If you can't spend enough to buy something better (Chopin, Vox) then at least jump over to stoli.

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charliethetuna
08/02/2002

Smirnoff 2

I like my vodka to be able to stnd by itself straight up or in a vodka martini. Man, does Smirnoff have a bite to it. Take one sip of Smirnoff straight up, and it's got a recoil mechanism to it, kind of like a large-caliber rifle. If all you're going to do is mix it with tonic or fruity stuff, though, it will suffice.

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biafrafan
07/17/2002

Smirnoff 4

i've always had a taste for smirnoff until i found blue sky vodka...it's terrific(that's a rap)

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verso
06/28/2002

Smirnoff 2

Better than Absolut, priced right for the quality.

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H[]T_Rodgers
06/14/2002

Smirnoff 4

Well the taste of this drink is great, however it tends to diagree with me in the morning. I mean if you want to get totally wasted, this is the drink. Also don't everybody love it when they get a hangover complete with a headache, vomiting and everything else that makes a hangover sooooo fun...thats the only disadvantage of vodka. It comes on fast, and kills you the next day.

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realitygirl
03/14/2002

Smirnoff 5

Smirnoff's Ice vodka cooler is the best cooler around a few months ago the liquor stores had trouble keeping it in stock it is that popular. I drink it like pop.

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Jw444
05/07/2001

Smirnoff 3

At one time maybe but today there is many better products out there

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mukkrukkis
03/18/2001

Smirnoff 5

My drink of choice. I drink this stuff strait, it feels good on the tongue. It tastes good with anything.

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Flano
02/09/2001

Smirnoff 5

such a fabulous drink, until you wake up the following morning!! the greatest of all the spirits!! It truely is the king of kings!!

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Jayner
01/15/2001

Smirnoff 3

This is similar to Gordons but is more acceptable. It does have a full flavor with no aftertaste. It doesn't feel as smooth as I'd like. I buy Absolut for the best taste. I buy Smirnoff if I could to a party and something drinkable is the minimum expectation.

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sham16
01/12/2001

Smirnoff 5

Smirnoff is quality because it is smooth. It will also get you faded quick. For college students it is a great bargain.

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wyatt
01/12/2001

Smirnoff 4

Mixes well with Red Bull. The drink of choice for many sorority chicks that I know. Every party they show up with water bottles full.

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Nemish
12/16/2000

Smirnoff 3

Once you have tried the Original Russian version, American Smirnoff (distilled from corn) is second class if sampeled straight. Okay if you mix it but not for those that enjoy a martini.

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alicat
11/09/2000

Smirnoff 5

What a classic stand by. I had a jug of Smirnoff all throughout college. It mixes with all kinds of juices and sodas (orange juice, cranberry juice, 7up). It isn't the best of vodkas, it is more of the middle of the road vodkas. I highly reccomend having Smirnoff in the alcohol cupboard.

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carlira
11/07/2000

Smirnoff 2

This vodka is disgusting. Well, I think basically all vodka is gross. I think Smirnoff needs more flavoring, like how some people add cranberry juice. Smirnoff should have it already added, then people don't have to go and add it themselves, wasting more money.

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bigdnis
11/07/2000

Smirnoff 5

I liked a lot because it mixed well with a lot of things like cranberry juice, orange juice, and Red Bull. I especially loved the fact that it's very potent so fewer drinks can get you drunk.

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lee1
11/06/2000

Smirnoff 4

Can be used for other drinks as well as just shots. Using Smirnoff in a watermelon is the best way to go. Other Vodka makes me sick. Not Smirnoff.

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beaverbiker
11/06/2000

Smirnoff 5

Classic vodka. Great taste, great price. Will always be there as a friend. Minimal aftertaste. Mixes well in a water bottle with assorted juices.

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dtaco007
11/06/2000

Smirnoff 5

This was one of the first drinks I had and I still drink it now.

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chaps
11/06/2000

Smirnoff 5

I love the smoothness of this vodka. It comes in a very nice bottle.

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jang
11/06/2000

Smirnoff 5

The taste isn't all that bad and it hits hard enough. My friend drank two large cups this weekend(equivalent of 6-7 shots) and he was way over. He drank too much, but it felt great for me. I only had about four shots but it got me pretty buzzed. Smirnoff is usually my choice.

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bigdaddy
11/03/2000

Smirnoff 5

This is my Vodka of choice. I can shoot it very easily, and it does not burn my throat like other liquors. It's somewhat cheap, and it's worth the extra dollar or two.

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mwon
11/03/2000

Smirnoff 3

It's cheap but the taste isn't that good. It doesn't go down smooth and has a bad aftertaste.

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lefty
11/03/2000

Smirnoff 5

Has what the more expensive vodka's have but costs less. Comes in 100 proof which is a plus. It's my favorite. I buy that the majority of the time.

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emosia
11/02/2000

Smirnoff 4

Real smooth. Very cheap and affordable. Citrus is the best. Should sponsor some events.

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badhole
11/02/2000

Smirnoff 4

This is the old reliable staple of vodkas. Everyone in their life drinks Smirnoff sooner or later. Good varieties, too (80/100 proof).

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buffhair
11/02/2000

Smirnoff 4

Smirnoff tastes very good when mixed with certain juices. It leaves you very intoxicated after a few shots. It is also one of the less expensive Vodkas.

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eddie1770
11/02/2000

Smirnoff 2

A cheap vodka with a terrible taste. It leaves a funny aftertaste when mixed and has an aftertaste. Goes down harsh and is too expensive for such a cheap alcohol.

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chinajohn
11/02/2000

Smirnoff 5

Actually, even though I drink vodka quite often, I can't really tell the difference between any of them. I guess vodka is not supposed to have much flavor.

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gummy
11/02/2000

Smirnoff 3

Mixes okay with chasers like orange soda. Alright taste, could be better. Too expensive for what you get. Smooth when you drink it.

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sperryc
07/18/2000

Smirnoff 5

I always LIKED Smirnoff--a **** kind of LIKE. But then I tried Smirnoff with the black label. Hence the emphatic * * * * *

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ACAS1124OM
11/12/1999

Smirnoff 5

The best cheap Vodka out there for the poor college sudent

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GS04518DU
10/30/1999

Smirnoff 5

Nothing compares to Smirnoff Can I give it a 6?

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GSJL496DU
10/29/1999

Smirnoff 5

The best vodka, goes down smooth, nice buzz

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beee455om
10/27/1999

Smirnoff 5

Smirnoff is the s***. Just takes a little to get where you want to be.

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