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ayn
04/30/2009

Dingo 5

DINGOS ARE NOT PETS!!

Look at him. Look at that fur, those eyes. If that dingo was behind a clear plastic wall at a pet shop, I would take him home in a heartbeat-well not really, coz petshops are the devil. I'd name him Skippy and put a purple bandanna around his neck and take him hiking, head hanging out the window, howling along to the radio.

That adorable little guy with the silly name and the gleam in his eye is, in fact, absolutely nothing like your blessed yellow Labrador-Shepherd mix that was the only friendly face you saw all day in your childhood.

NO. That is a wild, as in untamed, a dangerous and unpredictable animal.

Wild dogs--like wolves--are inquisitive, intelligent predators that travel in packs. Which means there are several of them and they all think "fair fight" means "we outnumber the hell out of you". Do a Google search on "Dingo," and look over all of those pages. Notice a theme? Every single one of them manages to repeat the exact same sentiment ad nauseum:
Do not attempt to pet the dingos. Do not attempt to play with the dingos. Do not throw squeaky toys to the fucking dingos or attempt to sneak scraps of food to the dingos from the dinner table. If a dingo follows you home, you should not keep it. DO NOT LET A DINGO PLAY WITH YOUR INFANT.

They are awesome animals, BUT THEY ARE *NOT* PETS.

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AleashaC
09/17/2008

Dingo 1

Dingos are not pets!

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Black Kat 4/Ever
09/05/2008

Dingo 3

Not my favourite dog. Soz!

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GenghisTheHun
06/23/2008

Dingo 1

Wild dog of Australia that has been there for about 6000 years. The aborigines have used them as pets. See the 1988 film "A Cry in the Dark" (1988) starring Meryl Streep and Sam Neill about the baby stealing dingo incident. Image hosted by imageshack.us  

In enclose Dinky, the Dingo, playing the piano and singing.  He and Angus should get together.

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Kara669
06/20/2008

Dingo 4

Maybe a Dingo ate your baby!

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myspace-187617662
05/31/2008

Dingo 5

awww adorable
hell yes

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trebon1038
05/15/2008

Dingo 4

The dingo like the kangaroo and koala, is associated with Australia and even is said to be one of the contributors to the Australian Cattle Dog breed. We do have some fun on this site (and facebook) with the dingo as well.

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irishgit
04/23/2008

Dingo 1

Has the advantage of being cheap to feed.

Just turn it loose when the neighborhood kids are running around.

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Jamie McBain
09/18/2007

Dingo 1

A wild dog for a pet?  You gotta be kidding, domesticated dogs sure.... But a wild dog?

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numbah16tdhaha
09/18/2007

Dingo 1

There was a numbah had a dog and DINGO was his name-o...

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Ih8rateitall
03/10/2006

Dingo 1

Who in the hell has a freaking pet dingo!

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MezosoicManiac
01/15/2006

Dingo 2

like dogs except has spots and might or might not be friendly. i dont really appreciate K-9s, so this is the best i can give it.

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