horrible. simply horrible. however, it is my opinion that in order to achieve the right to speak badly of the mullet, one must have lived through the experience of sporting one firsthand. I'll admit i was young... too young to understand anything about style or fashion, but i once had a mullet with a flat top, and then the ultimate kicker, racing stripes shaved into the side of my head. all that in one makes for one hideous haircut. but oddly enough, it didn't effect my social life.

Suitable only if you happen to be one of the following: A member of the fourth rate Rush-like Canadian power trio Triumph Some headbanger who was cryogenically frozen in 1987. The king of white trash. Hideous as it is on a guy, it's far, FAR more frightening when it appears on a woman!

These people slay me. Short in the front and long in the back....more like short in the IQ and too long since medication.