Ashlee Simpson

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OsagePony
09/12/2009

Ashlee Simpson 2

She stopped talking after the SNL debacle. Every "live band" in SNL history amped up backbeat and played along. Some dumbass pushed "play" on the wrong cut.

Minor loss as she is the smarter Simpson. I felt embarrassed for all when the girls' stagemother dad commented on the gaff: "We are okay. Jessica has amazing "cans." She was bound to surpass Ashlee anyway."

Muzzle him. Allow Ashlee to speak for Jessica.

And yes, I'm embarrassed to display knowledge of any Simpson.

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scarletfeather
07/19/2008

Ashlee Simpson 5

As I get older, I've learned that tuning out obnoxious people beats being perptetually pissed off by these damned fools. Consequently, I am unaware of any comments Ashlee Simpson has made, aside from "Hi! I'm a dumb hack singer trading on the questionable popularity of my even dumber and hackier sister".

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HelloKitty09
10/16/2007

Ashlee Simpson 5

I would rather watch the botox princess take up square dancing.

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disgust4PCness
11/03/2006

Ashlee Simpson 5

I knew she'd be on this list. She should have her mouth sewn shut. However, I'm sure the record label would still release new albums to unsuspecting listeners who would still fall for her "voice".

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madamedragonli ly
05/20/2006

Ashlee Simpson 5

It seems to me that because of the return of the blond hair and even her style has changed that she's trying to hide in her sisters shadow and fame. She shouldn't be muzzled for singing bad as much as she should be muzzled because she wasn't even talented to hide that she was a fake and studio created.

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DumbBlondeCowg irl
05/15/2006

Ashlee Simpson 5

If it is a choice between which pair of Simpson boobs I'd rather listen to, I'd say the bigger one....Jessica. Ashlee has nothing significant to add to the world. Her voice is disturbingly bad. I don't know why anyone allows her to open her mouth.

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numbah16tdhaha
05/14/2006

Ashlee Simpson 5

Ever since that Orange Bowl performance I have been a strong supporter of muzzling this hack.

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Beres
05/14/2006

Ashlee Simpson 5

n'assatall, beaked nosed, no talent having,too familiar w/daddy, wannabe. get a regular job already.

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Ih8rateitall
05/13/2006

Ashlee Simpson 5

Keep Ashlee muzzled, and take away the microphone too!

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