Had a couple NCO's who made alot of impact in the kind of Jarhead I ended up being. I had an attitude problem and they took the time to understand why and turned a smart mouthed kid into a good Corporal.

I enjoy the great relationships I've had with co-workers over the years. I've gotten more emotional over some people leaving the office than a few family matters. There's a certain reward of meeting someone as a total stranger in the workplace and then gaining their trust over years of great collaboration. My co-workers teach me, push me, and help me when all or none of this is necessary.

My co-worker was born in Thailand and he's been a great mentor to me. He's twice my age and very, very smart. He told me this lawyer joke. So I'll deliver it to y'all. Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't: 1) Have you looked through her briefs? 2) He is one hard judge! 3) Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 4) Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 5) Is it a penal offense? 6) Better leave the handcuffs on. 7) For $200 an hour, she better be good! 8) Can you get him to drop his suit? 9) The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. 10) Think you can get me off?