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lix
member since 10/11/2008
I'm a girl
About me: I'm a sometimes politically incorrect devil's advocate wanna-be inclined to jump onto whatever band wagon seems to be moving past, largely as a result of inflated gas prices and/or occasional laziness to form my own opinion. I like to think I'm a cynical optimist.
User Votes: 834 Helpful / 293 Funny / 167 Agree / 10 Disagree
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14 days ago

Review Icon lix reviewed Ikea in Furniture Stores:
Great quality furniture/household furnishings/decor at fairly affordable prices. I have a few pieces scattered throughout the house and after several moves they still look as they did the day I bought them.

One night while sitting around with friends talking about IKEA and the names, we developed a marketing campaign over margarita's: White screen, an ikea pew like item in the middle of a screen, and dude with a knit winter cap with an Ipod tucked in his ears, pants in his pockets kinda rocks his way past the item, stops, looks at the furniture and says, "Benchen!" And then lifts bench and carries it out like it was a boom box.

The advertising campaigns are usually funny/interesting, and yet simple in their design, like the furniture. The shopping experience is usually fun, despite the crowds, and I like the self-serve aspect, how no one is hounding you when you're meandering through the store, their scratch n dent, and that I can drive my car up to the doors to pick up the item because spots are reserved there for just that purpose.

I've been looking at IKEA kitchen cabinets. I also read somewhere that they will ship several items regardless of size and weight for $100 and since these stores are few and far between (I have to drive 6 hours to get to one) this makes for easy catologue shopping for the big ticket items. I dont' know if you can purchase items from catalogues in other countries (they do have different things out there that aren't available closer to home-). (LOL @Copywrite, Lixi, 2009)

So, drop your kids off in the play room (if you want to, at least I still think they have the plastic ball pit there), walk through the store, sit down and have some sweedish meatballs for a lunch snack, and then have a nap on Benchen.

If anyone from Ikea is reading this, I really really need a new kitchen because I'm pretty sure the old one has an evil spirit that causes me to burn water and screw up on toast.
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15 days ago

What a terrible, senseless, cowardly act. My thoughts go out to the people who have been impacted by this, those mourning the loss of family, friends, colleagues. As always, the heroic acts of some will help to fuel hope and optimism for a better day and restore our belief in humanity in the aftermath of such an inhumane act.

There are no excuses for this man's behavior and to blame it solely on his religion is far too simplistic. Clearly he has had issues with others in his day to day activities, and although quite possibly his religion could have been a motivating factor, but no real sane person could have committed that sort of act solely on the basis of his religion. Yes, there are some psychiatrists who need more help than their clients, just as there are some judges/police officers/government officials who are more corrupt than those behind bars.

This man was born and raised in America, educated in America, trained as an American soldier and served for several years.

I suspect that once people start to delve into his psychological profile, once he is poked and prodded and interviewed and his life and those of his family/etc are examined, we'll find out that he likely fits the profile of other disgruntled mass murderers who have gone to their places of employment/public places and killed and/or tried to kill as many people as possible.

Religion may very well be one part of the motivation, but it can not be the sole reason for him doing this- otherwise no person raised as a Christian, for example, could be capable of commiting crimes/atrocities of their own... could they?

It's quite possible that this American Muslim joined the miltary as many others have, to obtain an education, never really believing that he would have to go to another part of the world and actually kill people. He was lokign at his first deployment and after some time of counseling/listening to people who have been there, he more than likely hoped that with his out int he open ramblings/etc, they'd discharge him from the military and he could leave with his education in tact- but it appears as though he was being shipped over. Add to this his religioous upbringing and other frustrations in his life, and it could very well be that it was this man's PERSONALITY deficits that contributed more to his decision to kill than his religion.

At any rate, people will debate their varying beliefs. People will blame his religion, or blame that he was being picked on. People will blame the politicians-- Bush, for sending the troops over there, and Obama for not pulling them out like he said he would and the ongoing stress on military personel, etc. This will not bring the deceased back, this will not at this moment comfort the families, and this will not help make children on other bases around the world feel secure that their mommy's and daddy's are safe when they're at home.

Just a bit of a rambling post- trying to make sense of it like everyone else.
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22 days ago

Just to be the first to wake up the next day to groan, "Nevermore....."
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58 days ago

Just grow side-burns if a mullet is the issue and tell people moses parted the hair on your head that split the porkchips from the mop... (okay, so that was meant to be a joke- it's 1am-ish here and I'm zonked... if I wake up dressed up as Madonna meets Cyndi Lauper I'm going to blame this topic... no more bad jokes.. for today:) )

58 days ago

I'd have to agree with Irish- and the one thing worse would be if revampingyour wardrobe means taking the moth eaten stuff from the boxes you packed away 20 years ago to try and fit in with the 'old is new' again recycling of fashion...while convincing yourself your ass will fit in a pair of those skin tight jeans. Say, nice mullet.
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58 days ago

If all goes according to Obama's plan Americans should really have nothing more to show for themselves but higher taxes, less transparency, no real change, greater debt, and more corruption than they had before he was elected. On the plus side, however, is that there will be hundreds, and thousands of Obama sound bites people can have quick and easy access to in the event they miss that car salesman voice. I predict he'll have a career in Hollywood as the movie-voice-over guy for the new generation..... I think he's got to keep a few more converted Obama-mites who aren't tired of hearing him preening and preaching for him to have another go.

(I originally voted Great for the idea of Obama NOT being elected)
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67 days ago

Apparently we underestimated Obama's ability to shuffle, warble, wiggle, and squirm down the community organizer runnway and didn't give him enough credit for his skillful screwing up of a fair amount of seemingly everything he's turned his attention to simultaneously while feigning that dumbstruck look of the confused when questioned, challenged, and confronted.

For the bobble headed baboons, the drooling, tree humping, quivering, and spineless accolytes shuffling their feet amidst the chaos and turning their heads to avert having to have their delusions destroyed in the Church of Obama.. not so cocky since the chickens are coming to roost, are you?
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109 days ago

Of course clothes are a must, otherwise it could make for uncomfortable family dinners and lead to higher medical bills and/or sun burns where the sun normally doesn't shine. Still, would prefer not to have to suffer the obsessive compulsive anal rententive self-absorbed tendencies of a metro sexual bent on spending more time getting ready than he's going to actually be out of the house. It's a sad day in the world when women have to say, "No honey, your ass doesn't look fat in those jeans. The heels do make a difference."
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109 days ago

Pfft, better he should not have a car before he learns it's okay to ask for directions.
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