numbah16tdhaha
member since 07/23/2004
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1236 days ago

So these amateurs broke in to a government office when nobody was home, are trying to have an armed standoff with a government that won't have a standoff with them, and now they need well wishers to send them snacks and money? Riiiight. Fun part is that at least a few of these jerkoffs have been outed by the likes of the sites Stolen Valor and This Ain't Hell for not being what they claim to be... veterans. These militia jerkoffs have already lost the battle of public opinion, plus since a fistfight already broke out (an event that they are already blaming on government provocateurs sent in to destroy them from within), I think they're more likely to get into a gunfight with each other than with the FBI or something. I'll conclude this review with my top 3 hashtags this "standoff" has spawned in no particular order:

#YallQaeda
#Yeehawdists
#MealTeam6

UPDATE: Well, shit. One of the little jerkoffs apparently died in some sort of shootout when the government decided to pull over a vehicle and arrest everyone. Others were arrested elsewhere and that one fuck that tried to get us all riled up against Islam here in Arizona turned himself in to police because he's apparently NOT ready for martyrdom. I think we're officially not funny anymore.

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1244 days ago

Seriously, what the hell is up with all the celebrities dying? It hasn't been threes lately, but by the dozen. I also had someone tell me this would be a good name for a punk band, by the way.

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1250 days ago

Surprisingly watchable, but some of that had to do with two things that have nothing to do with Keanu. Go ahead, call me a pig... but yes, this is indeed old school numbah at his finest and I am INDEED referring to Katie Holmes' tits.

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1250 days ago

I'm not sure what it says about him when Bill and Ted is so close to the top of this list...

UPDATE: Y'all motherfuckers know this shit was filmed around the Phoenix area, yes? I have been to the mall, waterpark, and even the Circle K featured in the movie.

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1252 days ago

I get kinda meh when I see a huge outpouring of grief over a celebrity dying these days... sure, this is David Bowie. He was culturally influential, made at least some music I liked, and I'll always like the movie Labyrinth, but I never met the guy, and neither did most of the legion of people mourning him on Facebook like they died with him or something. We're all going to die, right? Dude lived a good long life and had a lot to be proud of, but really... we didn't know him. I guess I don't get that about people.

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1252 days ago

...again. Any bets on how long it takes him to escape again?

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1253 days ago

Like a frozen Walt Disney thing?

1255 days ago

I feel somewhat responsible for the little bugger since I had a hand in introducing Hatter and the wife. We conspire to run a Wonderland costume group at some point. Hatter will of course be Hatter, I'm going to be the March Hare, the kid is the Doormouse, my lady will be Alice, and Hatter's wife says she's down to play the queen.

1255 days ago

Dear EU,

Fuck you.

Great Britain

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1255 days ago

Define "survives". Shit, Darth Vader looked better after Obi-Wan maimed his ass on Mustafar.

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