All Mike ever wanted was to be white. He wanted WHITE people to love him. So...he chopped off his nose, straigtened his hair, and bleached his skin. Now, he finds out that being white isn't all it was cranked up to be when everyone knows that you're really a black dude. Everytime Mike gets into trouble he wants to be black again. Just like O.J. It's like after spending their lifes ALMOST exclusively in a white world they say..uh oh...let me call Johnny Cochran and Jesse Jackson when trouble arises. The then want to bring up race. Sad. Mike was a musical talent like no other. Now he's just an old white lady (nothing's wrong with being an old white chick, by the way) who is accused of molesting young boys. It's kind of hard to defend yourself when you have an enormous playground in your backyard and have been surgically transformed into a permanent state of drag. I hope Mike is innocent for the sake of the child and for Mike. Whatever happened to Bubbles (his monkey)?
