I don't have the foggiest idea who this guy is, although I surmise he's on the Disney channel. What is apparent is that the very thought of him sends teenage girls into the kind of libidinous frenzy that would have had them burned at the stake in a less enlightened time. It seems to be another version of the Tarzan phenomenon, with most reviewers leaving a single hyper-ventilating comment. UPDATE: Good God, now the ovulating little bimbos are here too. I feel like I've breached the containment chamber at a nuclear reactor. UPDATE: Apparently his fans are too stupid to realize that their heart-throbs inclusion on this list is meant as an insult. And good luck with the Rick Ullman death conspiracy PBeavr. Here's hoping it comes true.
