UPDATE: OK, Canada, how about Bob Dole? Hubert Humphrey? Barry Goldwater? George HW Bush (running against long-winded unknown Bill Clinton, with recent 90% approval ratings)? ORIGINAL COMMENT 8/26/04: Years ago, a former brother-in-law of mine had one of those skimmers (straw hat) with Dukakis for President on it and I tried it on. The corners were what really bugged me when I tried it on. It felt like it would fit the tip of a pencil, but just barely.