Rich, dumb bastard who's lawyer keeps insisting that his escape to Mexico was actually a kidnapping even though he took off with his surf board &, get this, his DOG! Oh, right, kidnappers like to accommodate their victims as much as possible, you know. Gees, what a creep! Even had more GHB in his hotel room down there so he could do it all over again. Oh, yeah, this guy's a real winner!
