Jordan-Hare Stadium, is perhaps, one of the most beautiful and mesmerizing stadiums in all of college football and is mainly known for its surrounding area: cow pastures, trailer parks, downtown (consisting of four bars which features THE BEST C-list country bands), chicken houses, rodeo grounds, mud riding pits, and the world's best catfish ponds.
The stadium is located in Opelika, Alabama (not Georgia), which can be found in the magical county of Lee.
Jordan-Hare is the official stadium of the more relevant college of Alabama, which is Alabama Polytechnic Institute (aka Alabama Tech) or colloquially known as Aubarn/Opelika University.
The official mascot(s) of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute football team is Cowgirls/Plainsmen/Tigers/War Eagles/AUtards/Barnies, and their official battle cry is, "Ride 'em cowboys!"
DIRECTIONS TO AUBARN: Drive South until you smell it, then go east until you step in it.
