Two Small Men with Big Hearts 1

2008-04-25 UPDATE: Two Small Men have been recently trolling for new victims by posting a few positive reviews of themselves here and elsewhere. Nobody would ever use Too Small Men to move from a $2 million home in BC to Toronto. Oh yeah, and if they did, why would they ask their idiot crack-head mover where to stay? Two Small Men is a halfway house for criminals in training or day-parole. Please read all the reviews. In this case, every awful story is true. Also, check out rebello's comments to 'mislou' and 'smallclaims' - does that sound like someone you would trust? rebello is a perfect example of Too Small Men's twisted and pathetic customer service values, and what you will hear from them if they 'work' for you.

Original Review: AVOID THIS COMPANY - Two Small Men (With No Brains) posted the positive comments on this board. This is a typical scam of these low-lifes. They will make you regret the moment you heard of them.

Here is what you can expect from these thieves: They will give you a low quote that they will not honour and they will charge your credit card before they pick anything up - the quotation says C.O.D. and they cannot charge anything - contact your credit card company immediately; They will break every promise they make; They will not show up on the agreed time/day and they will not be honest about why they are late; They will not answer your calls (try blocking your number - they're always trolling for the next victim); They will not be equipped - no basics like boxes, tape, blankets, dollies, inventory tags, nothing! - They will not take care of it later at the warehouse; They will use unbonded 'employees' who are either just out of prison or on day-parole for theft (or worse) - they will steal whatever they want from you because you cannot prove it; If your stuff ever arrives, they will extort you for more money before delivery - call the police immediately. Their insurance is a joke and just another way to burglarize you twice.

These fraudsters will make you sorry you ever learned to dial a phone. Use a reputable company and save yourself some very painful grief. I had the misfortune of dealing with the Montreal unit of these scum (Yeah you, Jeff Crawford. Dork!). It seems to be the same for all their franchises.