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Ellen DeGeneres

reviewed by McGowan

McGowan
02/13/2009

Ellen DeGeneres 1

If she wasn't gay,she wouldn't be anywhere near as hyped and promoted as she is,because she is one of the most monotonous comics I've ever seen. Her voice,her delivery,it stays almost constantly in a monotone, like the dial tone. Very little inflection,or differentiation, and ajittery, stop-start flow that grates immediately .

No straight comic could get away with being that boring,or get the media attention/propaganda/hype. He/She might get a talk show,but it wouldn't last long,wouldn't last past the first season. But,thanks to PC,gays can have it both ways.

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FranksWildYears commented 289 days ago.
What about Steven Wright?

Automatt commented 289 days ago.
Steven Wright is gay?!

FranksWildYears commented 285 days ago.
No, but his voice and delivery stays almost constantly in a monotone, like the dial tone. Very little inflection,or differentiation, and ajittery, stop-start flow that grates immediately. And like Ellen D. he's really funny.

McGowan commented 210 days ago.
It's not a jittery, stop-start flow. And he's only a stand-up that occasionally acts. And he's never been stupid enough to believe he could host his own TV talk show.
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