Ellen DeGeneres
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If she wasn't gay,she wouldn't be anywhere near as hyped and promoted as she is,because she is one of the most monotonous comics I've ever seen. Her voice,her delivery,it stays almost constantly in a monotone, like the dial tone. Very little inflection,or differentiation, and ajittery, stop-start flow that grates immediately .
No straight comic could get away with being that boring,or get the media attention/propaganda/hype. He/She might get a talk show,but it wouldn't last long,wouldn't last past the first season. But,thanks to PC,gays can have it both ways.