this certainly works in you're a star trek geek or religious and havent gone away to college yet. but it doesn't work. sooner or later you're going to want to do it. and b/c you've been blinded by your parents or jesus, or the government, you won't know the first thing about preventing pregnancy. and then you'll have a child, or your stupid protestant girlfriend will have one. and then life will be over for you, but you keep saying things like i never realized how great life could be, when i put someone else before me, like my child but in truth you'll wish your child got run over on the way to school
