No, not really. Unless you're talking about GOLF! Good reasons why golf is better than sex: It's easier to score in golf. ... Golf-transmitted diseases are rare. ... Everyone swings in golf. ... When you play golf, you don't have to lubricate the hole. ... Being called a pro is a compliment in golf. ... Golf isn't over in a few minutes. ... It's OK to pay for golf. ... You can play golf for hours without getting exhausted. ... Foursomes are more common in golf. ... If you have trouble with one hole, you can go to another hole. ... You get more rest between strokes in golf. ... If you're not ready for golf in the first date, you can suggest miniature golf. ... In golf, women have balls and men don't mind. ... Premarital golf is encouraged. ... The size of your shaft isn't important to other golfers.
