Trick-or-treating might be better than sex. I'll tell you why: If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. ... You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. ... The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. ... You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. ... The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're with someone else. ... If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. ... If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. ... It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. ... You feel less guilty the next morning. ... If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!
