Scientific studies have proven that dogs have a genetic and instinctive predisposition to live symbiotically with H. sapiens. Though I had no fondness for dogs when I was young (only good for pissing, pooping, biting, and barking I would say), this has greatly changed now that I own a couple of pooches. I used to have one of my bosses come over my house for dinner now and then (he was a geographic bachelor). Initially I liked the guy but our Lhasa Apso would always growl at him. Sure enough, the boss turned on me and became an S.O.B. (the dog knew). Even more incredible was a girlfriend of mind -- a Jewish girl -- whose dog (she claimed) would bark and snarl at gentiles. While I was skeptical, the dog did come up and licked my hand (I'm not gentile). Though I didn't date her long, based on reports I received from a friend of hers, the girl's dog would have had the opportunity to attack a gentile just about every day (sometimes, even 3 gentiles at a time when her parents weren't home).
