I'm gonna echo the BS flag raising and say that some stalker needs a new hobby. In four days a bunch of fives have been dropped by people who are all saying the same thing. MULTI! UPDATE: How nice to see that the whole fan club showed up. Send me another message and I'll add her to my Points of Loathing list. She's a hack that shouldn't be allowed to play for change outside the entrance to the hall of fame! BRING ON THE HATE MAIL: Aside from bad taste in music, Joan Jett fans can add hate mail regarding said taste to the list of things they can do with their otherwise dull lives. I've already gotten one curse laden message and don't mind more. In addition, your fan club has made my points of loathing list, just like I promised! Enjoy! MEMO TO FAN CLUB: Go back to whatever dopey website you came from. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame does not use RIA in their voting system. IT CONTINUES: Six messages, two with cursing, one suggesting I seek therapy. Was the change joke that bad? UPDATE: This one little comment has made me the most hated man in a Joan Jett fans life. I'm so proud. UPDATE: More people need to hit this list so Joan will drop out of first and I can be done with this silly crusade against untalented musicians. UPDATE: The funny thing is that all the messages I get telling me to honestly evaluate her are coming from those who are foaming at the mouth, making zero sense, and backing up none of what they say as they brainlessly throw down fives in a sad attempt to convince people that Joan is not the hack that she is. You guys need to sit down for a few lessons with IJR and learn who to insult me, by the way. I have been mostly bored by your lack of imagination as you continue to bombard me with useless insults just because I don't like Joan Jett. UPDATE: Come one, come all! I have a new weblist that explains in simple musical terms why I gave this one! Ask around if you want to know who to thank or just stop by! THERAPY SESSION ONE: Well, I took a reviewers advice and sought therapy over my Joan Jett problem. Dr. Scratchandsniff said my mom was responsible, and thinking about it, it makes sense. She ruthlessly bombarded me with quality music when I was growing up and encouraged my musical development to the point that I picked up a little music theory, so I now know how bad some music is. Thanks mom! OH YEAH: Hatters mom rocks harder than Joan Jett. Not bad for some bonehead macho type, eh? THERAPY SESSION TWO: We covered the rest of the music I dislike and determined that due to my intense dislike of boy bands and gansta rap that my dislike for Joan is at least not rooted in sexism. I'll let you know when we get to the bottom of it. RESOLUTION: Joan is off the top spot and Dr. Scratchandsniff told me that there is no psychological problem with my dislike of Joan Jett. Sometimes bad music is just bad music, I guess. Well, I'm not unblocked (I'll blame the system because I know he tried) but I believe that Joan Jett fans aren't bad people. They only listen to what I call bad music. The way my dad calls my heavier stuff noise and the way some of his steady music diet makes me gag, I guess I'll have to at least call a truce with the fans. My opinions on the music shall stand firm, but I'll stop giving you crap about your tastes in music. Now send me no more messages on this subject.
UPDATE: Read the whole thing if you dare, but this remains my finest piece of anti-fanclub work on this site...